Will You Press The Button?

Trumpbangsthings.com 10 years ago

Im already smart enough to be depressed that there's no comma after people.

Seapony 9 years ago

Actually, he is right. There should be a comma there, but not because it is a list. It is for the same reason I put a comma before "but."

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TheBlenderMan 2 years ago

Jimmy's mom.

Your_favorite_gay 5 years ago

I will write all my knowledge in books and handle it to the people i trust the most so them can be able to share it with everyone... FOR HUMANITYYYY (also if i had all the knowledge in the world i could cure depressivo and stop me from killing myself)

DragonWarrior88 10 years ago

club penguin is being shut down

Coaster 9 years ago

But how will people do banned% speedrun?

ThePaulDude 4 years ago

What"s with these you gain universal knowledge but you can't tell anyone about it scenarios? NO ONE FUCKING CARES!

FlickFlagger 9 years ago

No, because 1 year is quite a short timeline. Also, you cant tell your depression about knowledge to other people, because you don't know any other people anyway.

LucasEto 9 years ago

So then I'll know a loophole to this

SciArtHerp 9 years ago

I already want to die.

Nairue 6 years ago

I could always hit the button when I feel my time is limited, gain knowledge and pass it on to those I feel will use it to better the human race.

Datboieatscake 8 years ago

Ha get rext im already deprest

AlexBrown 8 years ago

Omg same

AlexBrown 8 years ago

Lets see... Basically nothing changes... Im just smart?

AlexBrown 8 years ago

Yeah... I have depression

LesbianPotato 8 years ago

I see no downside.

kingderp 10 years ago

post it on the internet

Niggerswitch 8 years ago

Im already deppresed

Ye_olden_memes 9 years ago

Take my life were? On a date?

whohasfunme 10 years ago

im already smart and im immune to getting depreesed

DeathsMyrrh 10 years ago

No one is immune to depression

UselessIdiot77 2 years ago

Hell I’m already extremely suicidal and probably am on track to take my life.

GustavsMaskavs 8 years ago

I will know what happens after death so there will be no point of me dying and that why i didnt press it. Its like spoilers.

PingoPawn2 10 years ago

Hello neighbor in a nutshell!

Kittenlover101 9 years ago

Yes!!

firefree37 3 years ago

if i have all the knowledge in the world i will also have knowledge on how to stop my depression

SansTheSansySkeleton 10 years ago

No thank you! i already know some of the truth.

Sykopath 8 years ago

I'll know the afterlife is better but honestly can't get depressed, I'm on meds for that.

BenjaminDupaix 9 years ago

so basically my real life?

whohasfunme 10 years ago

my spelling tho

B1rdPeRs0N 5 years ago

i would just gain knoledge nothing else

Joud 10 years ago

Write it in a book

Shelbywagner123 10 years ago

I'm depressed anyway

koima 3 years ago

im already suicidal so i dont see a downside to this

TotallyNotAYoutuber 10 years ago

Well, given my condition, I would no longer be depressed after killing myself and Returning.

Dah_dude 7 years ago

*moscow moscow suddenly starts playing*

AGuyWhoHasOnlyPlayedYIIK 2 years ago

Nothing is as depressing as the real world

SleepyBarracuda 10 years ago

It didnt say i would kill myself, it only said i would take my life. ill just add "in both hands" behind it

SCP Foundation 10 years ago

Already depressed,so gimme a GREAT KNOWLEDGE NOW!

DrInconsiderate 9 years ago

SCP-682 has broken out of the facility

Fuchsy 3 years ago

there is no downside i allready have, the commitment is the only thing im missing

HcorpseParty 10 years ago

Gain all the knowledge Just Revive

Epicgamer0002 7 years ago

I can create the time machine with that knowledge and make me immortal

ThatDudeDownTheStreet 10 years ago

Suicidal much?

Zachflip01 9 years ago

Can i choose when u get this information

FatShamer22 7 months ago

Downside??? lol!

Poro dayclub 10 years ago

Steal a dog and name it your own life.

Abeloth 10 years ago

yay i can live 7 months longer ....

Babbidy 5 years ago

*makes a machine to make me immortal*

ImSmarterThanYou69 3 years ago

i wont kill myself since im too smart, suicide is indirectly caused by lack of intelligence

SceptileandMew 6 years ago

Just don't kill yourself

Shard 6 years ago

Ladies and gents. We have solved deppresion.

killer 123 10 years ago

HEHEHE!

RGPZ 8 years ago

But then I'm depressed

looseice 6 months ago

我只想当一个普通人

The Howling Wolf 10 years ago

I already know the CRUCIAL truth of this world and really I'm happy to know the good side of it.If you're like me,you'll probably know it to.

H-O 10 years ago

Pizza?

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