Will You Press The Button?

Trumpbangsthings.com 10 years ago

Im already smart enough to be depressed that there's no comma after people.

Seapony 9 years ago

Actually, he is right. There should be a comma there, but not because it is a list. It is for the same reason I put a comma before "but."

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TheBlenderMan 2 years ago

Jimmy's mom.

Your_favorite_gay 5 years ago

I will write all my knowledge in books and handle it to the people i trust the most so them can be able to share it with everyone... FOR HUMANITYYYY (also if i had all the knowledge in the world i could cure depressivo and stop me from killing myself)

DragonWarrior88 10 years ago

club penguin is being shut down

Coaster 9 years ago

But how will people do banned% speedrun?

ThePaulDude 4 years ago

What"s with these you gain universal knowledge but you can't tell anyone about it scenarios? NO ONE FUCKING CARES!

FlickFlagger 9 years ago

No, because 1 year is quite a short timeline. Also, you cant tell your depression about knowledge to other people, because you don't know any other people anyway.

LucasEto 9 years ago

So then I'll know a loophole to this

SciArtHerp 9 years ago

I already want to die.

Nairue 6 years ago

I could always hit the button when I feel my time is limited, gain knowledge and pass it on to those I feel will use it to better the human race.

Datboieatscake 8 years ago

Ha get rext im already deprest

AlexBrown 8 years ago

Omg same

AlexBrown 8 years ago

Lets see... Basically nothing changes... Im just smart?

AlexBrown 8 years ago

Yeah... I have depression

LesbianPotato 8 years ago

I see no downside.

kingderp 10 years ago

post it on the internet

whohasfunme 10 years ago

im already smart and im immune to getting depreesed

DeathsMyrrh 10 years ago

No one is immune to depression

UselessIdiot77 2 years ago

Hell I’m already extremely suicidal and probably am on track to take my life.

GustavsMaskavs 8 years ago

I will know what happens after death so there will be no point of me dying and that why i didnt press it. Its like spoilers.

PingoPawn2 10 years ago

Hello neighbor in a nutshell!

Kittenlover101 9 years ago

Yes!!

firefree37 3 years ago

if i have all the knowledge in the world i will also have knowledge on how to stop my depression

SansTheSansySkeleton 10 years ago

No thank you! i already know some of the truth.

Sykopath 8 years ago

I'll know the afterlife is better but honestly can't get depressed, I'm on meds for that.

BenjaminDupaix 9 years ago

so basically my real life?

whohasfunme 10 years ago

my spelling tho

B1rdPeRs0N 5 years ago

i would just gain knoledge nothing else

Joud 10 years ago

Write it in a book

Shelbywagner123 10 years ago

I'm depressed anyway

koima 3 years ago

im already suicidal so i dont see a downside to this

TotallyNotAYoutuber 10 years ago

Well, given my condition, I would no longer be depressed after killing myself and Returning.

Dah_dude 7 years ago

*moscow moscow suddenly starts playing*

AGuyWhoHasOnlyPlayedYIIK 2 years ago

Nothing is as depressing as the real world

SleepyBarracuda 10 years ago

It didnt say i would kill myself, it only said i would take my life. ill just add "in both hands" behind it

SCP Foundation 10 years ago

Already depressed,so gimme a GREAT KNOWLEDGE NOW!

DrInconsiderate 9 years ago

SCP-682 has broken out of the facility

Fuchsy 3 years ago

there is no downside i allready have, the commitment is the only thing im missing

HcorpseParty 10 years ago

Gain all the knowledge Just Revive

Epicgamer0002 7 years ago

I can create the time machine with that knowledge and make me immortal

ThatDudeDownTheStreet 10 years ago

Suicidal much?

Zachflip01 9 years ago

Can i choose when u get this information

FatShamer22 7 months ago

Downside??? lol!

Poro dayclub 10 years ago

Steal a dog and name it your own life.

Abeloth 10 years ago

yay i can live 7 months longer ....

Babbidy 5 years ago

*makes a machine to make me immortal*

ImSmarterThanYou69 3 years ago

i wont kill myself since im too smart, suicide is indirectly caused by lack of intelligence

SceptileandMew 6 years ago

Just don't kill yourself

Shard 6 years ago

Ladies and gents. We have solved deppresion.

killer 123 10 years ago

HEHEHE!

RGPZ 8 years ago

But then I'm depressed

looseice 6 months ago

我只想当一个普通人

The Howling Wolf 10 years ago

I already know the CRUCIAL truth of this world and really I'm happy to know the good side of it.If you're like me,you'll probably know it to.

H-O 10 years ago

Pizza?

Niggerswitch 8 years ago

Im already deppresed

Ye_olden_memes 9 years ago

Take my life were? On a date?

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