Will You Press The Button?

Snowfrost918 11 years ago

"Oh dang, I just dropped my pencil. Let me just-Oh! There is no getting this out. Wait, it sprayed the chair off. let me just-Oh!" OR THIS.... "No, Johnny! You're being crushed by a car. I MUST SAVE YOU!" ( Five minutes pass ) " Hey, John, did I just s... [Show full comment]

autocar66 10 years ago

Nailed it bro

Xxcaity03xX 11 years ago

I guess my new fashion statement is going to be heavy duty diapers! Lol jk

loolo54321 11 years ago

Sooo, like super man

Muefin 4 years ago

Yes

The1Question 5 years ago

So you become a skunk

AFRIKING 10 years ago

anything is the keyword, on a date picks up drink shits himself, having sex shits himself, carrys daughter shits himself

Hnit Khaing 13 years ago

HELL YEAH I WOULD THIS IS GENIUS. SPRAY DIARRHEA AT YOUR ENEMIES.

Neuhhhhhh 6 years ago

What he said

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Deadpoolcolony 11 years ago

Three tons ain't that much.Not worth it.Imagine how often you will have to buy new underwear.Nobodies washing underwear with explosive diarrhea

autocar66 10 years ago

Ever heard of diapers?

Kurt Gifkins 13 years ago

only problem you'd pick up a pen to right or anything and all of a sudden god dam it

WafleNotPankake 8 years ago

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Ama18 9 years ago

omg... *throws up*

MouseGirl 5 years ago

Diarrhea

Scar0000 10 years ago

GROSS NO WAY

IncineratingBlade 10 years ago

This is someone"s fetish.

Kookie147 10 years ago

Wow peeps just wow

Get SCREWED OF DILEEMAZ 10 years ago

DIARRHEA EVERYWHERE

The Punderful LillyPad 10 years ago

Ew no.

#justpressedthebutton 11 years ago

ewwwww... perverts.

HippieGeek 11 years ago

Me:"Hey can you pass me the remote?" Friend" Get off your ass and do it yourself" Me: "YOUR COUCH WILL BW FOREVER BROWN!!"

iwatchtvalot 11 years ago

No way ewww

Leonator 11 years ago

again who would press that BUTTON! so hlr btw!

1UP_Official 8 years ago

um what

bowser2 10 years ago

do ye even lift brah?

BlubberinFool 9 years ago

So, I pick up my phone and flood my room? You are an idiot for making this.

CreepyProxy123 10 years ago

Dying of laughter!

EnderQueen06 10 years ago

Me too!

Daddy123 3 years ago

no im good

alexaviermil42 11 years ago

GHAHAHHAAAHHAHH LOLOLOLLOLLOOLZZZZZ

Thegoingbomb 5 years ago

Wait that means all the air is awalys being sprayed with diarehia

mika032 12 years ago

worst downside it should have been, You get migranes once a every 10 years.

Dream_Er 9 years ago

😀🔫

Iamcalm 7 years ago

Wtg

Shawn Torres 13 years ago

i would then laugh and yell "i shit on everyone

Aaron is here and bored 10 years ago

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WolfPixel 9 years ago

look at this stupid spam

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nopenopenope 11 years ago

What's the point of this shit?Whow would want that?

RocketGirl1 11 years ago

worth it... how often would you have to use that skill. Always carry a pack of 'depends'

SquidSquid03 9 years ago

That could be a useful superpower

J-Dogg_ieDogg 9 years ago

Pfft 3 tons. I lift that in my sleep

shadowfiend007 11 years ago

-_- too lame to handle

Redstonetrippy1 5 years ago

I do that anyway, now I can just lift heavier things

Hanako 12 years ago

No, I don't like lifting, I'm fine being tiny.

Jackdude 11 years ago

Who... Wrote... This

Element_Edgy 8 years ago

man.. I could just pick up a.......... A COTTON BALL, and I would spray it everywhere.. And then my parents would probs make me clean it.. NEVER SHALL I PRESS DIS BUTTON.