Will You Press The Button?

Snowfrost918 11 years ago

"Oh dang, I just dropped my pencil. Let me just-Oh! There is no getting this out. Wait, it sprayed the chair off. let me just-Oh!" OR THIS.... "No, Johnny! You're being crushed by a car. I MUST SAVE YOU!" ( Five minutes pass ) " Hey, John, did I just s... [Show full comment]

autocar66 10 years ago

Nailed it bro

Xxcaity03xX 11 years ago

I guess my new fashion statement is going to be heavy duty diapers! Lol jk

loolo54321 11 years ago

Sooo, like super man

Muefin 4 years ago

Yes

The1Question 5 years ago

So you become a skunk

AFRIKING 10 years ago

anything is the keyword, on a date picks up drink shits himself, having sex shits himself, carrys daughter shits himself

Hnit Khaing 13 years ago

HELL YEAH I WOULD THIS IS GENIUS. SPRAY DIARRHEA AT YOUR ENEMIES.

Neuhhhhhh 6 years ago

What he said

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Deadpoolcolony 11 years ago

Three tons ain't that much.Not worth it.Imagine how often you will have to buy new underwear.Nobodies washing underwear with explosive diarrhea

autocar66 10 years ago

Ever heard of diapers?

Kurt Gifkins 13 years ago

only problem you'd pick up a pen to right or anything and all of a sudden god dam it

WafleNotPankake 8 years ago

ElectroScale infinite homework excuses

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Ama18 9 years ago

omg... *throws up*

MouseGirl 5 years ago

Diarrhea

Scar0000 10 years ago

GROSS NO WAY

IncineratingBlade 10 years ago

This is someone"s fetish.

Kookie147 10 years ago

Wow peeps just wow

Get SCREWED OF DILEEMAZ 10 years ago

DIARRHEA EVERYWHERE

The Punderful LillyPad 10 years ago

Ew no.

#justpressedthebutton 11 years ago

ewwwww... perverts.

HippieGeek 11 years ago

Me:"Hey can you pass me the remote?" Friend" Get off your ass and do it yourself" Me: "YOUR COUCH WILL BW FOREVER BROWN!!"

iwatchtvalot 11 years ago

No way ewww

SquidSquid03 9 years ago

That could be a useful superpower

RocketGirl1 11 years ago

worth it... how often would you have to use that skill. Always carry a pack of 'depends'

J-Dogg_ieDogg 9 years ago

Pfft 3 tons. I lift that in my sleep

Redstonetrippy1 5 years ago

I do that anyway, now I can just lift heavier things

Hanako 12 years ago

No, I don't like lifting, I'm fine being tiny.

shadowfiend007 11 years ago

-_- too lame to handle

BrutalDeathDecisions 10 years ago

Shove a bottle up yo ass before lifting. I'm a fucking genius. (I know I sound like a dumbass)

lolnothanks 9 years ago

You"d diarrhoea shit so explosively that the bottle would come flying out. Not Fun.

Jackdude 11 years ago

Who... Wrote... This

Element_Edgy 8 years ago

man.. I could just pick up a.......... A COTTON BALL, and I would spray it everywhere.. And then my parents would probs make me clean it.. NEVER SHALL I PRESS DIS BUTTON.

The_Awesomeness 2 years ago

Imagine waking up and lifting your blanket, just to dedicate in your bed.

Nippletickler 11 years ago

XD

Makotsuo 9 years ago

Diapers and all good (maybe).

realFoxyplayzFNaF 10 years ago

EWWWWWWWWWWWWWW

CheeseburgerFan 9 years ago

Better than a fart gun

ElectroScale 11 years ago

I PRESSED THE BUTT-ON!!! (Get it?)

Allgoodmo 5 years ago

This was made by a 3 year old

COUNTERLOGIC135 11 years ago

im scared

1000 11 years ago

Bad guys stand next a 2ton rock. I shot till they die

Draultaut 7 years ago

Lol

natcat323 12 years ago

just picture it though

Krusek 10 years ago

wear a diaper.

YourBoyNaPalm 9 years ago

Lift anything? Nope, I’m fine.

Shrimpis 11 years ago

Why would I want to lift 3 tons? And when?

Everyone will find a way around this 10 years ago

Yes only then would my life would be complete

thebros 4 years ago

no downside its a win win

Doomsday2808 11 years ago

Here it comes!

rose-gacha 5 years ago

imma pass

CheetahNutella 12 years ago

you could lift a pencil or a piece of paper and you would shit everywhere. Not worth it

Andrew-avyx 11 years ago

Oh hell no this would end wrong is soooooo many ways!

Ruptured 10 years ago

Were some amazing diapers

Facc2004 11 years ago

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WolfPixel 9 years ago

look at this dumb spam

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WilliamJones 8 years ago

When I pick up something do it behind someone I hate, or wear a diaper

Thomas Koenders 13 years ago

I don't see the downside of this

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