You can control time (i.e fast forward/pause/rewind)
but
The ability to control time is immediately gone for the next 24 hours when you get a boner or break the law.
I will not


Fishellast year
So I dont get to use it :(

hawley7 months ago
both implications are interesting

dankmemes1018 years ago
would I have broken the law of physics if I pause before something falls? I would be breaking the law every time, because somewhere, some idiot probably will drop something when I press the pause button.

qwertywarrior9 years ago
I could redeifine boner as commiting genocide by travelling back in time to when the language was being made and for the law I could also change it.

TheMultimention8 years ago
Be a law following woman. Done

Lewis Patrick12 years ago
so you can never use your powers (morning wood) o.O

imavirginnn4 years ago
B O N E R
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David Knake12 years ago
Well. For girls this would be good...

PrivatePrivate7 years ago
girls can get hard
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Prompefis8 years ago
Good thing fore me I'm a girl !

AllieLlama8 years ago
I'm a female, and would never break the law, sooooo...

SandEcho9 years ago
There is only upside to this, therefore the decision is pointless.

Nicole Turner12 years ago
Not a dude, and never broken the law. So....

AMPEnergy367 years ago
Same but I broke miner laws bf and I don't do much but sleep now I'm fine 😴
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Trailman057 years ago
Thank you button

dankhahafunnylaughmemesololdankihavechronicdepressionpleasehelpme7 years ago
oh no, my penis expands infinitely

FredyPoop7 years ago
...just like ur username

Imboredsobored8 years ago
Im a girl...uh

XxmegxX8 years ago
I'm a girl so, where is my downside exactly

mixermiz9078 years ago
Only perk about being female

winterfrost8 years ago
I'm a lady so that"s good but I also fight authority soooo

daddy-tobias8 years ago
im a girl and therefore cannot get a boner... and im a good person who would never break the law.

Alec-Grayson8 years ago
well, i am a girl... and i just wouldn't use my powers to directly break the law

rose011348 years ago
MWAHAHAHAHA! I"M A FEMALE!

I-dont-get-it-why-do-I-have-to-put-my-name-here8 years ago
No the doctor tells people so he has companions. If I can't be cool and tell people like the doctor then what's the point (also like the entire British government knows about him)-a true whovian Reply Like

CheshireCatSam9 years ago
Um... I can't get a boner #girl

Savvii9 years ago
Easy I am a girl

Melsy9 years ago
Law abiding women have immunity.

Phan is so real Phan doesn't even know9 years ago
I'm a girl with no criminal record, so there is no downside.

Foxy_elric9 years ago
HA! Are all these questions designed for males? SUCKA I BROKE THE SYSTEM

IPressButton9 years ago
I'm a girl o.O I'm

qwertywarrior9 years ago
It's a free power anyway

SinonMercer7 years ago
I don't think you read the dilemma, Dragon.
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Crystelgems9 years ago
Girls yo.

Burning_Potatoes9 years ago
IM A GIRL and just write on your friends window with expo (they could just wipe it off) and say your vandalizingedsafe

Party palace9 years ago
Why just why I'm a girl and it asked me that and I would never break the law well at least I can do the time thing cuase wouldn't/can't do those things

Skullies9 years ago
http://WillYouPressTheButton.com/294587 a good dillemma!

Ryan Schick12 years ago
what law? there's different laws for every little section of land on this dumb planet, those can't count, only the laws of nature and God.

Armin_Freak3 years ago
GENIUS
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Tom Meir12 years ago
break which laws? if i am at the prehistorical date, i can burn everything??

Keith Picklebutter Lawrence12 years ago
Don't break the law.

Zak Randol12 years ago
What if you froze time, THEN gott a boner? Would time stay frozen for 24 hours?

ThePaulDude4 years ago
The boner or time?

Camilla Holmquist12 years ago
1. Being female has its upsides. 2. I ish extwemely obwedient whyn itsh aboot oficul tangs

FirefoxYT8 years ago
Plz improve your english...

Josh Chaletzos12 years ago
god-damnit no reason boner

Liswag Hipstner12 years ago
I am a girl, no bony boner

Helen Clark12 years ago
im a girl- I don't get boners

bill nye the science gay9 years ago
Every time you get wet/horny

DeltaRune14238 years ago
1: Not a guy. 2: Never broke the law. 3: Never will break the law. Where are you going with this?

_holly12310 years ago
I'm a girl and don't break the law anyway, and its only 24hrs

LloydbossYT7 years ago
Well that would be impossible for me

Cole T. Freeman12 years ago
Morning wood -_-

ritaangel2275 9 years ago
Well that suck ...so what if there is a girl u like will she die?

Butt9 years ago
I break the law every day

Cdogandduke8 years ago
What if it was while time was paused

Merilille9 years ago
Then I would always have my power.

JESUS_RULESlast year
I'm a girl and a rule FOLLOWER,so 🎶I get to see CREATION HAPPENING🎶

Hellodarknessmyoldfriend 9 years ago
Not a guy

ICantThinkOfName10 years ago
So, does it un-freeze time if you get a boner DURING the time-freeze? Because, if it doesn't, I'd be all over this.
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