Will You Press The Button?

Fishel 3 years ago

So I dont get to use it :(

hawley 2 years ago

both implications are interesting

qwertywarrior 11 years ago

I could redeifine boner as commiting genocide by travelling back in time to when the language was being made and for the law I could also change it.

dankmemes101 10 years ago

would I have broken the law of physics if I pause before something falls? I would be breaking the law every time, because somewhere, some idiot probably will drop something when I press the pause button.

Lewis Patrick 13 years ago

so you can never use your powers (morning wood) o.O

imavirginnn 5 years ago

B O N E R

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David Knake 13 years ago

Well. For girls this would be good...

PrivatePrivate 8 years ago

girls can get hard

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TheMultimention 9 years ago

Be a law following woman. Done

Prompefis 9 years ago

Good thing fore me I'm a girl !

AllieLlama 9 years ago

I'm a female, and would never break the law, sooooo...

SandEcho 10 years ago

There is only upside to this, therefore the decision is pointless.

Nicole Turner 13 years ago

Not a dude, and never broken the law. So....

AMPEnergy36 9 years ago

Same but I broke miner laws bf and I don't do much but sleep now I'm fine 😴

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Trailman05 9 years ago

Thank you button

dankhahafunnylaughmemesololdankihavechronicdepressionpleasehelpme 9 years ago

oh no, my penis expands infinitely

FredyPoop 9 years ago

...just like ur username

CheshireCatSam 10 years ago

Um... I can't get a boner #girl

Savvii 10 years ago

Easy I am a girl

Melsy 10 years ago

Law abiding women have immunity.

Phan is so real Phan doesn't even know 10 years ago

I'm a girl with no criminal record, so there is no downside.

Foxy_elric 10 years ago

HA! Are all these questions designed for males? SUCKA I BROKE THE SYSTEM

IPressButton 10 years ago

I'm a girl o.O I'm

qwertywarrior 11 years ago

It's a free power anyway

SinonMercer 8 years ago

I don't think you read the dilemma, Dragon.

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Crystelgems 11 years ago

Girls yo.

Burning_Potatoes 11 years ago

IM A GIRL and just write on your friends window with expo (they could just wipe it off) and say your vandalizingedsafe

Party palace 11 years ago

Why just why I'm a girl and it asked me that and I would never break the law well at least I can do the time thing cuase wouldn't/can't do those things

Skullies 11 years ago

http://WillYouPressTheButton.com/294587 a good dillemma!

Ryan Schick 13 years ago

what law? there's different laws for every little section of land on this dumb planet, those can't count, only the laws of nature and God.

Armin_Freak 4 years ago

GENIUS

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Tom Meir 13 years ago

break which laws? if i am at the prehistorical date, i can burn everything??

Keith Picklebutter Lawrence 13 years ago

Don't break the law.

Zak Randol 13 years ago

What if you froze time, THEN gott a boner? Would time stay frozen for 24 hours?

ThePaulDude 6 years ago

The boner or time?

Camilla Holmquist 13 years ago

1. Being female has its upsides. 2. I ish extwemely obwedient whyn itsh aboot oficul tangs

FirefoxYT 9 years ago

Plz improve your english...

Josh Chaletzos 13 years ago

god-damnit no reason boner

Liswag Hipstner 13 years ago

I am a girl, no bony boner

Helen Clark 13 years ago

im a girl- I don't get boners

bill nye the science gay 11 years ago

Every time you get wet/horny

LloydbossYT 8 years ago

Well that would be impossible for me

Cole T. Freeman 13 years ago

Morning wood -_-

ritaangel2275 11 years ago

Well that suck ...so what if there is a girl u like will she die?

DeltaRune1423 10 years ago

1: Not a guy. 2: Never broke the law. 3: Never will break the law. Where are you going with this?

_holly123 11 years ago

I'm a girl and don't break the law anyway, and its only 24hrs

Cdogandduke 9 years ago

What if it was while time was paused

Merilille 11 years ago

Then I would always have my power.

JESUS_RULES 3 years ago

I'm a girl and a rule FOLLOWER,so 🎶I get to see CREATION HAPPENING🎶

Hellodarknessmyoldfriend 10 years ago

Not a guy

ICantThinkOfName 12 years ago

So, does it un-freeze time if you get a boner DURING the time-freeze? Because, if it doesn't, I'd be all over this.

Readmepls 8 years ago

Break what law I DONT CARE I can use powers then wait I'm hesitant

Butt 11 years ago

I break the law every day

LlamaNinja3 5 years ago

the hardest sacrifices require the strongest wills.....

StevieGamer 10 years ago

hmmm never watch porn and skip tests and reply good moments and stop time and do what ever the hell you want meeh idk about that one

Taco_Belle 12 years ago

im a chick and a law abiding citizen. yay me.

daddy-tobias 10 years ago

im a girl and therefore cannot get a boner... and im a good person who would never break the law.

Steaffond 11 years ago

Fuck starwars i dont really like it anyways

POKEMANER31 11 years ago

your on the wrong on dude and how is that possible!

Wholikeminecraft 9 years ago

So I'm going to have it almost all the time? Noice

Enervate 11 years ago

I'm a girl and I am not a criminal. No downside!

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