71656 (76%) 22570 (24%)
71656 (76%) people have pressed this button, while 22570 (24%) did not.
You can control time (i.e fast forward/pause/rewind)
but
The ability to control time is immediately gone for the next 24 hours when you get a boner or break the law.
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Fishel 3 years ago
So I dont get to use it :(

hawley 2 years ago
both implications are interesting

qwertywarrior 11 years ago
I could redeifine boner as commiting genocide by travelling back in time to when the language was being made and for the law I could also change it.

dankmemes101 10 years ago
would I have broken the law of physics if I pause before something falls? I would be breaking the law every time, because somewhere, some idiot probably will drop something when I press the pause button.

Lewis Patrick 13 years ago
so you can never use your powers (morning wood) o.O

imavirginnn 5 years ago
B O N E R
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David Knake 13 years ago
Well. For girls this would be good...

PrivatePrivate 8 years ago
girls can get hard
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TheMultimention 9 years ago
Be a law following woman. Done

Prompefis 9 years ago
Good thing fore me I'm a girl !

AllieLlama 9 years ago
I'm a female, and would never break the law, sooooo...

SandEcho 10 years ago
There is only upside to this, therefore the decision is pointless.

Nicole Turner 13 years ago
Not a dude, and never broken the law. So....

AMPEnergy36 9 years ago
Same but I broke miner laws bf and I don't do much but sleep now I'm fine 😴
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Trailman05 9 years ago
Thank you button

dankhahafunnylaughmemesololdankihavechronicdepressionpleasehelpme 9 years ago
oh no, my penis expands infinitely

FredyPoop 9 years ago
...just like ur username

CheshireCatSam 10 years ago
Um... I can't get a boner #girl

Savvii 10 years ago
Easy I am a girl

Melsy 10 years ago
Law abiding women have immunity.

Phan is so real Phan doesn't even know 10 years ago
I'm a girl with no criminal record, so there is no downside.

Foxy_elric 10 years ago
HA! Are all these questions designed for males? SUCKA I BROKE THE SYSTEM

IPressButton 10 years ago
I'm a girl o.O I'm

qwertywarrior 11 years ago
It's a free power anyway

SinonMercer 8 years ago
I don't think you read the dilemma, Dragon.
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Crystelgems 11 years ago
Girls yo.

Burning_Potatoes 11 years ago
IM A GIRL and just write on your friends window with expo (they could just wipe it off) and say your vandalizingedsafe

Party palace 11 years ago
Why just why I'm a girl and it asked me that and I would never break the law well at least I can do the time thing cuase wouldn't/can't do those things

Skullies 11 years ago
http://WillYouPressTheButton.com/294587 a good dillemma!

Ryan Schick 13 years ago
what law? there's different laws for every little section of land on this dumb planet, those can't count, only the laws of nature and God.

Armin_Freak 4 years ago
GENIUS
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Tom Meir 13 years ago
break which laws? if i am at the prehistorical date, i can burn everything??

Keith Picklebutter Lawrence 13 years ago
Don't break the law.

Zak Randol 13 years ago
What if you froze time, THEN gott a boner? Would time stay frozen for 24 hours?

ThePaulDude 6 years ago
The boner or time?

Camilla Holmquist 13 years ago
1. Being female has its upsides. 2. I ish extwemely obwedient whyn itsh aboot oficul tangs

FirefoxYT 9 years ago
Plz improve your english...

Josh Chaletzos 13 years ago
god-damnit no reason boner

Liswag Hipstner 13 years ago
I am a girl, no bony boner

Helen Clark 13 years ago
im a girl- I don't get boners

bill nye the science gay 11 years ago
Every time you get wet/horny

TeamKobus2 10 years ago
Well fuck... morning woods

avrand6 11 years ago
So, whats 24 hours to me. Oh shit just got another boner. thats fine, 24 hours will fly by. Just 18 to go now. Shit, just got another boner. Well this power is useless

Theanonymouspyth0n 6 years ago
Wait wait wait so let"s say you paused time and raped someone time would immediately unfreeze and you"re fucked

imavirginnn 5 years ago
why would you be raping someone in the first place

Bitchimhere 10 years ago
Hehe... It sucks being a bad bitch

Jacob Mousseau 13 years ago
There are ways to get around it.

VelaBird 9 years ago
Yes, if I do that they will be gone for 24 hours. But it"s better having the power than having no crap.

deathbyfingerzzz 11 years ago
Then i could fuck my wife lots of times

Crawelle 7 years ago
I can't get boners technically, due to my lack of penis soo... Yay

hoggiemygames 10 years ago
time travel to make laws again your way

Adriann McPhee 13 years ago
no laws shall be broken and I don't have a d**k...I can live with this

TheFangSome13 9 years ago
Presses button, pauses time, blows up universe

Little Snowflake 11 years ago
Soooo, I can keep my powers forever.

Madoka 10 years ago
Im a girl

__Roxxx__ 11 years ago
Well I am a girl... And not really a fan of breaking things lol

EpicMenace130 9 years ago
Isnt controlling time breaking the law?

TheMultimention 9 years ago
I don't think that"s a law

MarkSepticPie 11 years ago
Hello Poods...We meet again..,

franzzz 3 years ago
There is literaly no downside

Multiari 10 years ago
I'm a girl and don't plan to break the law sooooo..... ┐( ̄ヮ ̄)┌

IPressTheButtonsWithMyPenis 11 years ago
Wouldn't be ever able to use it..
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