I could redeifine boner as commiting genocide by travelling back in time to when the language was being made and for the law I could also change it.
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dankmemes10110 years ago
would I have broken the law of physics if I pause before something falls? I would be breaking the law every time, because somewhere, some idiot probably will drop something when I press the pause button.
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Lewis Patrick13 years ago
so you can never use your powers (morning wood) o.O
IM A GIRL
and just write on your friends window with expo (they could just wipe it off) and say your vandalizingedsafe
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Party palace11 years ago
Why just why I'm a girl and it asked me that and I would never break the law well at least I can do the time thing cuase wouldn't/can't do those things
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Skullies11 years ago
http://WillYouPressTheButton.com/294587 a good dillemma!
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Ryan Schick13 years ago
what law? there's different laws for every little section of land on this dumb planet, those can't count, only the laws of nature and God.
break which laws? if i am at the prehistorical date, i can burn everything??
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Keith Picklebutter Lawrence13 years ago
Don't break the law.
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Zak Randol13 years ago
What if you froze time, THEN gott a boner? Would time stay frozen for 24 hours?
ThePaulDude6 years ago
The boner or time?
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Camilla Holmquist13 years ago
1. Being female has its upsides.
2. I ish extwemely obwedient whyn itsh aboot oficul tangs
FirefoxYT9 years ago
Plz improve your english...
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Josh Chaletzos13 years ago
god-damnit no reason boner
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Liswag Hipstner13 years ago
I am a girl, no bony boner
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Helen Clark13 years ago
im a girl- I don't get boners
bill nye the science gay11 years ago
Every time you get wet/horny
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TeamKobus210 years ago
Well fuck... morning woods
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avrand611 years ago
So, whats 24 hours to me. Oh shit just got another boner. thats fine, 24 hours will fly by. Just 18 to go now. Shit, just got another boner. Well this power is useless
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Theanonymouspyth0n6 years ago
Wait wait wait so let"s say you paused time and raped someone time would immediately unfreeze and you"re fucked
imavirginnn5 years ago
why would you be raping someone in the first place
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Bitchimhere10 years ago
Hehe... It sucks being a bad bitch
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Jacob Mousseau13 years ago
There are ways to get around it.
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VelaBird9 years ago
Yes, if I do that they will be gone for 24 hours. But it"s better having the power than having no crap.
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deathbyfingerzzz11 years ago
Then i could fuck my wife lots of times
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Crawelle7 years ago
I can't get boners technically, due to my lack of penis soo...
Yay
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hoggiemygames10 years ago
time travel to make laws again your way
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Adriann McPhee13 years ago
no laws shall be broken and I don't have a d**k...I can live with this
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TheFangSome139 years ago
Presses button, pauses time, blows up universe
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Little Snowflake 11 years ago
Soooo, I can keep my powers forever.
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Madoka10 years ago
Im a girl
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__Roxxx__11 years ago
Well I am a girl... And not really a fan of breaking things lol
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EpicMenace1309 years ago
Isnt controlling time breaking the law?
TheMultimention9 years ago
I don't think that"s a law
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MarkSepticPie11 years ago
Hello Poods...We meet again..,
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franzzz3 years ago
There is literaly no downside
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Multiari10 years ago
I'm a girl and don't plan to break the law sooooo..... â”( ̄ヮ ̄)┌
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