50% chance the button kills you painfully, with no chance of an afterlife
but
50% chance the button makes you eternal and happy
I will not

fggggg last year
A 50% probability is actually a 100% probability

Adam Bech Harms 13 years ago
Congrats! If you are reading this you are eternal and happy!

silly_goober 3 years ago
sorry but my name isnt eternal and happy!
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ChanceMannor 9 years ago
Damn it didn't work

Fedxftw 10 years ago
No after life is good. Only about 100k people go to heaven read apocalipse in the bible im not christian and i know more about it than most chritians

TigerKingTundra 3 years ago
I don't think you know the Bible more than Christians if you don't know how to spell Christians.
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Amity_Rawr 9 years ago
Yaaaaay I'm alive!!

James Scott 13 years ago
This is probably the best "Will you press the button" Ive seen on here. Other than "You can fly BUT only feet first."

WordFile 3 years ago
Bro that"s funny as shit
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WBGrock 11 years ago
Flipped Coin... Dead.

Bigsharkdad 9 years ago
That"s why I picked the button

Panifex 9 years ago
It"s supposed to be upside first unless you"re suicidal

Nerdkind 9 years ago
Buttons can't kill. At least this one can't.

Gracicorn15 9 years ago
I'm eternal and happy! ^_^

TheNensy 9 years ago
Im sure that i will be the 50% who died...

Pandamaken 9 years ago
This has no downsidd id be happy either way

GamerWatchYT 9 years ago
Im Alive!!!!!!!

GottaPoint 10 years ago
Just go look at Ho-Oh already.

gabbo verde 11 years ago
Guess the button doesn't work :^)

lman163 11 years ago
agreed

Jared Loussier 13 years ago
No afterlife means no hell either sooo...

ItsCatBreadYT 5 years ago
I'm an arthiest so I don't believe in hell or heaven
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Mark Kent 13 years ago
i like those 50/50 odds

Eliasson Koffe 13 years ago
I would hate being eternal

marcuitos 11 years ago
you wrote that so you are eternal cuz you aren't dead
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Holy 11 years ago
Holy WillYouPressTheButton?.com You have pressed the button! 25097 (55%) people have pressed this button, while 20549 (45%) did not. Did you enjoy this dillemma? Like or Dislike 50% chance the button kills you painfully, with no chance of ... [Show full comment]

mega girl 11 years ago
errrrrrrrrrrr

JerilynCrespo 9 years ago
THAT"S A WIN/WIN SITUATION

CallMeYourßæ 11 years ago
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sonicj01 10 years ago
upside?????

Koridon 2 years ago
NOOOOOOOOOO---

mastertmf 12 years ago
ILL TAKE THOSE ODDS

Last_teen_360gamer 10 months ago
LETS GO GAMBLING. CHKLTCHCHK AWW Dang it

Darkthruster 11 years ago
I hope people realise that if you're eternal and happy constantly, you will be happy about everything including seeing everyone die. You will literally be no longer you unless you're some psychotic maniac that enjoys seeing people die. You will also enjoy ... [Show full comment]

Tap9The9Toaster 10 years ago
Who says im NOT crazy? HA HAHAHAH HAHAHHA AHAHAH AH AHA A A HAHAHAHA
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TeamAwesomeness 5 years ago
shouldn't these effects be in reverse?

dommy246 11 years ago
Word what's the question

reactiontimefan 9 years ago
I'm alive too!

illuminatiunconfirmed 7 years ago
Perfectly balanced, as all things should be

aserk 11 years ago
What if u pess I will not

OsisiZZ 10 years ago
Win win, no downside

Daniel Tickner 13 years ago
You lied to me

Last_teen_360gamer 10 months ago
LETS GO GAMBLING. CHKLTCHCHK AWW Dang it

Nathaispogiinreallife 9 years ago
im alive boiiiiii

mecut2 11 years ago
dont play it

ShadowfangTC 10 years ago
With my luck, it's like saying 100% chance of becoming eternal and happy.

Xiaoshuai last year
"Eternal happiness is an illusion." ("永恒的快乐是一种幻觉。")

CheapSheep 11 years ago
Either way would make me happy...

plazmafighter 10 years ago
fliped 5 times got 3 i live 2 i die...I WIN AT LIFE!!!!

THX_1138 3 years ago
being eternal seems boring :/

Duckz69 11 years ago
Im alive.

bobthebogan 9 years ago
well im dead

vorpike 11 years ago
do it near the end of my life, at least i had life

Arielle 6 years ago
It kills me with ads XD

mini_meg 11 years ago
don't want to die, don't want to live eternaly

dcicio7 12 years ago
wont miss what i cant remember

Last_teen_360gamer 10 months ago
LETS GO GAMBLING. CHKLTCHCHK AWW Dang it

Tmpancakes 11 years ago
What if no press? I like this question.
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