56319 (51%) 53172 (49%)
56319 (51%) people have pressed this button, while 53172 (49%) did not.
50% chance the button kills you painfully, with no chance of an afterlife
but
50% chance the button makes you eternal and happy
Next

fggggg last year
A 50% probability is actually a 100% probability

Adam Bech Harms 13 years ago
Congrats! If you are reading this you are eternal and happy!

silly_goober 3 years ago
sorry but my name isnt eternal and happy!
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ChanceMannor 9 years ago
Damn it didn't work

Fedxftw 10 years ago
No after life is good. Only about 100k people go to heaven read apocalipse in the bible im not christian and i know more about it than most chritians

TigerKingTundra 3 years ago
I don't think you know the Bible more than Christians if you don't know how to spell Christians.
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Amity_Rawr 9 years ago
Yaaaaay I'm alive!!

James Scott 13 years ago
This is probably the best "Will you press the button" Ive seen on here. Other than "You can fly BUT only feet first."

WordFile 3 years ago
Bro that"s funny as shit
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WBGrock 11 years ago
Flipped Coin... Dead.

Bigsharkdad 9 years ago
That"s why I picked the button

Panifex 9 years ago
It"s supposed to be upside first unless you"re suicidal

Nerdkind 9 years ago
Buttons can't kill. At least this one can't.

Gracicorn15 9 years ago
I'm eternal and happy! ^_^

TheNensy 9 years ago
Im sure that i will be the 50% who died...

Pandamaken 9 years ago
This has no downsidd id be happy either way

GamerWatchYT 9 years ago
Im Alive!!!!!!!

GottaPoint 10 years ago
Just go look at Ho-Oh already.

gabbo verde 11 years ago
Guess the button doesn't work :^)

lman163 11 years ago
agreed

Jared Loussier 13 years ago
No afterlife means no hell either sooo...

ItsCatBreadYT 5 years ago
I'm an arthiest so I don't believe in hell or heaven
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Mark Kent 13 years ago
i like those 50/50 odds

Eliasson Koffe 13 years ago
I would hate being eternal

marcuitos 11 years ago
you wrote that so you are eternal cuz you aren't dead
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Coolgamergirl 10 years ago
I used a name picker, and I'm still alive! Yes!

Scarletrose last year
Doug. Hakari. D'arby. And the one that has granted me all of life's blessings - Larry. Grant me your luck, ONE LAST TIME!

Holy 11 years ago
Holy WillYouPressTheButton?.com You have pressed the button! 25097 (55%) people have pressed this button, while 20549 (45%) did not. Did you enjoy this dillemma? Like or Dislike 50% chance the button kills you painfully, with no chance of ... [Show full comment]

Daniwolf 9 years ago
Fuck I died

blahfive06 11 years ago
Find the 2 and tomorrow you will be kissed 555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555255555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555.Count do... [Show full comment]

WORLDPOKE 3 years ago
Bro fucking tossing a coin for either dying or eternal life

marcuitos 11 years ago
i pressed it and i'm writing this so extreme happyness for eternity for me

Exotic-Butters 9 years ago
I might not get to go to starclan? ;-;

PurplePeopleEater 11 years ago
Not worth the risk

wolfspirit26711 10 years ago
IM DIED

Cheeseman 9 years ago
#SURVIVOR

Maggie 12 years ago
I like to live dangerously.

Last_teen_360gamer 10 months ago
LETS GO GAMBLING. CHKLTCHCHK AWW Dang it

mega girl 11 years ago
55 good or am i dead

Cool-Boy-42909 6 years ago
yay

I'm a Noodler 11 years ago
so...i cant put my thought into words....

Last_teen_360gamer 10 months ago
LETS GO GAMBLING. CHKLTCHCHK AWW Dang it

masterdark 11 years ago
why would i want to be eternal i would just suffer cause i would see my familiy die in front of me and even that a button cannot stop the depression(even if your happy)

PIKACHU8 8 years ago
50 50 why not 70 30 or 25 75

ofpgrimm102 11 years ago
noope

grene dae 10 years ago
So there"s a fifty percent chance I'll get rid of this crap and a fifty percent chance I'll never get out. Great.

Tim Feldmann 13 years ago
It worked! I am still alive!

JerilynCrespo 9 years ago
THAT"S A WIN/WIN SITUATION

CallMeYourßæ 11 years ago
DONT READ THIS. YOU WILL BE KISSED ON THE NEAREST POSSIBLE FRIDAY BYrnTHE LOVE OF YOUR LIFE.TOMMOROW WILL BE THE BEST DAY OF YOUR LIFE. NOWrnYOU'VE STARTED READING THIS. DON'T STOP. THIS IS SO FREAKY.rn1. say your name ten times.rn2.say your mom's name fiv... [Show full comment]

sonicj01 10 years ago
upside?????

Koridon 2 years ago
NOOOOOOOOOO---

Holy 11 years ago
Holy WillYouPressTheButton?.com You have pressed the button! 25097 (55%) people have pressed this button, while 20549 (45%) did not. Did you enjoy this dillemma? Like or Dislike 50% chance the button kills you painfully, with no chance of ... [Show full comment]

mega girl 11 years ago
errrrrrrrrrrr

Last_teen_360gamer 10 months ago
LETS GO GAMBLING. CHKLTCHCHK AWW Dang it

Darkthruster 11 years ago
I hope people realise that if you're eternal and happy constantly, you will be happy about everything including seeing everyone die. You will literally be no longer you unless you're some psychotic maniac that enjoys seeing people die. You will also enjoy ... [Show full comment]

Tap9The9Toaster 10 years ago
Who says im NOT crazy? HA HAHAHAH HAHAHHA AHAHAH AH AHA A A HAHAHAHA
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TeamAwesomeness 5 years ago
shouldn't these effects be in reverse?

dommy246 11 years ago
Word what's the question
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