Get everything you've ever wanted
but
Your life span gets cut in half
I will not


Maharidlast year
I'm already immortal so no prob... and anyway i will give you the half tht i already lived.

235x0last year
Lets see what will happen... Ah modern English will now use Þ/þ the USA will now be called the USoA, The USSR will return (just better), EVERY fictional universe and multiverse is now real, i now have inter universe teleportation & shape-shifting & pearl ...[Show full comment]

CybaWrecker7 months ago
the perfect wolrd...

AmyWilliams9 years ago
Hi, I'm an Immortal, timelord, demigod, showdowhunter, witch, genius, who can remember everything, is a great writer, can fly, can paint, sing, and play any instrument extraordinarily. I think that pretty much covers it.

Ifindloopholes7 years ago
Ima immortal whale with demon wings, an invisibility cloak and I get every video game free
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Paul Welsh12 years ago
what if i wanted iinfinite lifespan

shortboynoah3 years ago
half-infinite lifespan lol
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Яеарея9 years ago
Stop doing the copy and paste shit

Sasha from Russia 9 years ago
Ty iz Rossii?

JollyJenkins7 years ago
If what you wanted was immortality or an otherwise long life, the downside would be irrelevant.

Enderben8 years ago
What if I asked to NOT get my lifespan cut in half

Sevi10107 years ago
Desmond2600 r/wooooosh

MilesJeevas7 years ago
Do it Ryuk!

PiotrGierowski7 years ago
It only gets cut once right ... 😒

Leora Calamaro12 years ago
Heck, I'd even cut my life span in half for shinigami eyes.

Darksheon5 years ago
I'll get a death note and shinigami eyes
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OblivionBringer8 years ago
No, Ryuk!

thooney thao9 years ago
DONT READ THIS. YOU WILL BE KISSED ON THE NEAREST POSSIBLE FRIDAY BYrnTHE LOVE OF YOUR LIFE.TOMMOROW WILL BE THE BEST DAY OF YOUR LIFE. NOWrnYOU'VE STARTED READING THIS. DON'T STOP. THIS IS SO FREAKY.rn1. say your name ten times.rn2.say your mom's name fiv...[Show full comment]

Rhett Overbay12 years ago
what if i wanted the other half of my lifespan back?

OcCreation7 years ago
You can have anything so boom

Isayyes5 years ago
I want to die

SupernaturalDestiel10 years ago
I WANT TO GO TO HOGWARTS

thelocalcannon8 years ago
immortality, all the businesses in the world, world hunger to stop, extinctions to stop, dinosaurs to come back and be really friendly, the ability to go to any dimension of my choosing whenever i want, 100% guarantee at anything i want, come on pay up now

aserk9 years ago
Umm I can do all an more with half of meh lif

Etharian9 years ago
I want optional immortality, and infinite wealth(in all it various interpretations).

meatloave6 months ago
A ring that grants wishes. Become 12 again and age 15,000X slower

Hydrow9 years ago
Get a life span regenerator

MLPFAN11227 years ago
INFINITE LIFESPAN

Téa Rhyno12 years ago
I would want my life span doubled

Shadow Death9 years ago
SRRY MY KEYBOARD SUCKS

Yatanay8 years ago
http://willyoupressthebutton.com/436300

REGEN9 years ago
Shinigami eyes anyone

CreatatronHells9 years ago
it causes a huge paradox and entirely negates the but.

insertrandomnameXD4 years ago
waht if i want infinite money

Zebraman10 years ago
What if I want my lifespan to be twice as long

Firegirl/angela9 years ago
MABY A WANT TIMEMASHINE???

LAR7 years ago
Now this makes things confusing for me....I have a bad life and really want quite a few things....but if I say yes......I could make my life good but then the downside would be good for me now...........this is hard....

Christiana Archer12 years ago
To help and save millions of souls is all I ever wanted, and I'd die a million times for it.

maddyspeer299 years ago
Immorality hello!!

SmileyMelons 9 years ago
Wish to live to a twice the amount you want to live...

Cheeeselast year
i want to stay alive

nikk25009 years ago
Find the 2 and tomorrow youy will be kissed 555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555255555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555.Count d...[Show full comment]

asianmuzikboy9 years ago
STOP ENDORSING SPAM!!!

CyanSpirit9 years ago
But... what if I wanted the rest of my lifespan back....

poinger3 years ago
i want my lifespan 2 time from my current lifespan

PIG_IN_A_TIN9 years ago
i want to get A SLICE OF BACon could i do that

TimeSpy4158 years ago
Id make NaLu from Fairy Tail real

TimeSpy4158 years ago
Shut up dont judge me

Lemonmeringuepiepls4 years ago
If I can littery get WHATEVER I WANTTTTTTTTT so I can get MY OTHER SIDE OF MY LIFE BACKKKKKKKKK........................

Tom Bombadil10 years ago
What if I want my lifespan to be long? loophole

Thejefftrain8 years ago
So death note, basically.

IPressy019 years ago
I want 3 more wishes

JingoMC_9 years ago
It's already infinite wishes.

Flameshot9 years ago
I want to double my lifespan.

RazIsGaming5 months ago
and if I've always wanted a long life?

shinygold9 years ago
i want to live forever LOOPHOLE!

COBCoburn37 years ago
can buy 5 hour engry drank

John Callahan12 years ago
I want the sorcerer's stone.

Futur_Planetlast year
I always wanted to be immortal until the end of the universe... Ah fuck... Half of the time until the end then.
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