Will You Press The Button?

Maharid 3 years ago

I'm already immortal so no prob... and anyway i will give you the half tht i already lived.

235x0 2 years ago

Lets see what will happen... Ah modern English will now use Þ/þ the USA will now be called the USoA, The USSR will return (just better), EVERY fictional universe and multiverse is now real, i now have inter universe teleportation & shape-shifting & pearl ... [Show full comment]

CybaWrecker 2 years ago

the perfect wolrd...

AmyWilliams 10 years ago

Hi, I'm an Immortal, timelord, demigod, showdowhunter, witch, genius, who can remember everything, is a great writer, can fly, can paint, sing, and play any instrument extraordinarily. I think that pretty much covers it.

Ifindloopholes 9 years ago

Ima immortal whale with demon wings, an invisibility cloak and I get every video game free

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Paul Welsh 13 years ago

what if i wanted iinfinite lifespan

shortboynoah 5 years ago

half-infinite lifespan lol

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Ð¯ÐµÐ°Ñ€ÐµÑ 11 years ago

Stop doing the copy and paste shit

Sasha from Russia 11 years ago

Ty iz Rossii?

JollyJenkins 9 years ago

If what you wanted was immortality or an otherwise long life, the downside would be irrelevant.

Enderben 10 years ago

What if I asked to NOT get my lifespan cut in half

Leora Calamaro 13 years ago

Heck, I'd even cut my life span in half for shinigami eyes.

Darksheon 6 years ago

I'll get a death note and shinigami eyes

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Sevi1010 8 years ago

Desmond2600 r/wooooosh

MilesJeevas 8 years ago

Do it Ryuk!

PiotrGierowski 8 years ago

It only gets cut once right ... 😒

OblivionBringer 9 years ago

No, Ryuk!

thooney thao 11 years ago

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Rhett Overbay 13 years ago

what if i wanted the other half of my lifespan back?

OcCreation 8 years ago

You can have anything so boom

XuanlongGiratina 11 years ago

WHAT IF I WANT FALLOUT 5 BEFORE IT COMES OUT!!! HUHHH...

ShiroHairedEyeCandy 8 years ago

No downside

Kendrick618 12 years ago

I would want to live 150 yrs boom!

JohnTheBeast 10 years ago

My lifes shit anyways so why not!

Frank C. Ellsworth 13 years ago

what if i want the cure to death?

Leegriffin 10 years ago

Im 11 so shut thhe fuck up

Sidonius 2 years ago

我要的一切包括长的寿命，所以这约等于白嫖

ABP7A 11 years ago

life would be boring if i got everything i ever wanted, so i guess i'm not pressing the button

Street_rat 3 years ago

What if you want to become imortal?

Shadow Death 11 years ago

C 9 years ago

I want everything I have ever wanted

dylan13_02 6 years ago

if i press the button , can i make the game "Changed" real ? if yes i press

eridani41 11 years ago

i want to be immortal infinity divided by two equals infinity

singlelight 10 years ago

One of the things I want is immortality

Dedsec 11 years ago

What if I want infinite life?

PotatoSenpai 10 years ago

Um I would like infinte life span please. Oh yees I would like a side. A side of everything there. Oh of course I have enough life I can get anything I ever wanted!

JupiterForce209_XD 2 years ago

THis is so fricked up and twisted.... just like me. Ahjahahahahahahaha!!!!

Eggs 11 years ago

I want a longer life span

OcCreation 8 years ago

I'm suicidal so I"d rather die early and be able to help a lot of people

Mathias Krogsholm 13 years ago

my dream is being a rock star! I'm not gonna live long anyways

Yomogono 3 years ago

What if one of the everything's I've ever wanted is to have my lifespan doubled so then my life span isn't effected

lolzbiotch 11 years ago

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vontemitchell 9 years ago

i get all the toys all the games all the money ALL!!!

LogicWizard314 11 years ago

I see a loophole here. Say you wanted to live for 1000 years. Would you get that?

andybo98 9 years ago

joke"s on you I wanna die anyway

TimeSpy415 9 years ago

Just like me do u have no life?

ReeRee 11 years ago

The high end life expectancy for a human is about 100 years. So half of that "50" would still give me 28 years to enjoy everything I ever wanted. That's longer than I've been alive so far. Worth it.

AmyWilliams 10 years ago

Actually that depends where you live. In America its 88 if you live there, but in some parts of Africa the life expectancy is around 40. I'm such a nerd.

Maypaws 5 years ago

I want to rid the world of criminals and other evils, through any means nessicary.

PussySlayer69 10 years ago

*presses the button* *worships the button* *becomes the button*

Debo 11 years ago

You die at 16

devilsadvocate689 6 years ago

your life span getting cut in half is based on your life span before you pressed the button right. I mean I guess ive always wanted to be half immortal.

Mariann4 12 years ago

Death Note

CybaWrecker 2 years ago

i want to live 94 years, but my life span will not be 188 to be cut in half, so we have a logical paradox, so i will because optimistic and make the good choice overrule the bad one so i can have whatever i want without having any problems hahahahaa

Blackbeltmike54 11 years ago

One thing I want is to live forever. Infinity/2=infinity

sbe1 8 years ago

I want infinite life so yeah and more stuff

Daniel Jenkins 13 years ago

I really want immortality, can I have half of that?

Leegriffin 10 years ago

Illuminati freaking confirmed brofitsðŸ‘Š

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