Will You Press The Button?

Maharidlast year

I'm already immortal so no prob... and anyway i will give you the half tht i already lived.

235x0last year

Lets see what will happen... Ah modern English will now use Þ/þ the USA will now be called the USoA, The USSR will return (just better), EVERY fictional universe and multiverse is now real, i now have inter universe teleportation & shape-shifting & pearl ...[Show full comment]

CybaWrecker7 months ago

the perfect wolrd...

AmyWilliams9 years ago

Hi, I'm an Immortal, timelord, demigod, showdowhunter, witch, genius, who can remember everything, is a great writer, can fly, can paint, sing, and play any instrument extraordinarily. I think that pretty much covers it.

Ifindloopholes7 years ago

Ima immortal whale with demon wings, an invisibility cloak and I get every video game free

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Paul Welsh12 years ago

what if i wanted iinfinite lifespan

shortboynoah3 years ago

half-infinite lifespan lol

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Ð¯ÐµÐ°Ñ€ÐµÑ9 years ago

Stop doing the copy and paste shit

Sasha from Russia 9 years ago

Ty iz Rossii?

JollyJenkins7 years ago

If what you wanted was immortality or an otherwise long life, the downside would be irrelevant.

Enderben8 years ago

What if I asked to NOT get my lifespan cut in half

Sevi10107 years ago

Desmond2600 r/wooooosh

MilesJeevas7 years ago

Do it Ryuk!

PiotrGierowski7 years ago

It only gets cut once right ... 😒

Leora Calamaro12 years ago

Heck, I'd even cut my life span in half for shinigami eyes.

Darksheon5 years ago

I'll get a death note and shinigami eyes

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OblivionBringer8 years ago

No, Ryuk!

thooney thao9 years ago

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Rhett Overbay12 years ago

what if i wanted the other half of my lifespan back?

OcCreation7 years ago

You can have anything so boom

OcCreation7 years ago

I'm suicidal so I"d rather die early and be able to help a lot of people

Mathias Krogsholm12 years ago

my dream is being a rock star! I'm not gonna live long anyways

PotatoSenpai9 years ago

Um I would like infinte life span please. Oh yees I would like a side. A side of everything there. Oh of course I have enough life I can get anything I ever wanted!

JupiterForce209_XD2 months ago

THis is so fricked up and twisted.... just like me. Ahjahahahahahahaha!!!!

Eggs 9 years ago

I want a longer life span

Yomogonolast year

What if one of the everything's I've ever wanted is to have my lifespan doubled so then my life span isn't effected

lolzbiotch9 years ago

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vontemitchell7 years ago

i get all the toys all the games all the money ALL!!!

Maypaws3 years ago

I want to rid the world of criminals and other evils, through any means nessicary.

LogicWizard31410 years ago

I see a loophole here. Say you wanted to live for 1000 years. Would you get that?

andybo988 years ago

joke"s on you I wanna die anyway

TimeSpy4158 years ago

Just like me do u have no life?

ReeRee9 years ago

The high end life expectancy for a human is about 100 years. So half of that "50" would still give me 28 years to enjoy everything I ever wanted. That's longer than I've been alive so far. Worth it.

AmyWilliams9 years ago

Actually that depends where you live. In America its 88 if you live there, but in some parts of Africa the life expectancy is around 40. I'm such a nerd.

PussySlayer699 years ago

*presses the button* *worships the button* *becomes the button*

Debo9 years ago

You die at 16

devilsadvocate6895 years ago

your life span getting cut in half is based on your life span before you pressed the button right. I mean I guess ive always wanted to be half immortal.

Mariann410 years ago

Death Note

CybaWrecker7 months ago

i want to live 94 years, but my life span will not be 188 to be cut in half, so we have a logical paradox, so i will because optimistic and make the good choice overrule the bad one so i can have whatever i want without having any problems hahahahaa