I'll just take a military-grade gun for free, same with ammo. I"d pick up some ballistic armor from a police station, and force- I mean "hire" an army of bodyguards to protect me as well. Now I don't have to worry about criminals AND I can do whatever I want to do.
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TonyZhang7 years ago
I am a law-abiding citizen.
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PotatoMonstrocity7 years ago
Ugh... so that means... I could kill the current leader of my country, and use her credit card to purchase anything??? Yo, I’m down for a life time supply of soda... I’ll just take over the leadership for like 3 days and then ask Kim Jong Un to install som...[Show full comment]
Retro_7774 years ago
not always the leader of your country is the richest person on earth, but you could easily steal an helicopter and kill jeff bezos
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Falconwing7 years ago
If rules don't applied just beat the shot out of them when they get angry
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dextroy8 years ago
id just kill the person hating on me
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Emperormask1235 years ago
The criminals are in jail so free life here i come
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rolerfun8 years ago
h8ters gotta h8
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Aidyndowling7 years ago
So...my dad hates me?
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TheOriginalKirito7 years ago
People with criminal records would hate you anywsy if you were able to break the law with no punishment.
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ThePaulDude7 years ago
Oh yeah? SUCKS TO BE EVERYONE ELSE!
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Mister-E8 years ago
Canada has few rules, the rest are laws
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Thebeastfrom20000fathoms8 years ago
I would make every murderer feel the worst pain in the world then I"d crush their bones into a fine powder and feed it to my dog
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StormyAnne8 years ago
Over two-thirds of the people I love have records...
*slams "I will not"*
StormyAnne8 years ago
Same answer a month later.
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ikethegamingmaster8 years ago
So, I'm Batman!!!
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Sprinkles4EVA8 years ago
"Sir we"ve gotten reports of murders, theft and death threats should we stay them?"
"What are their names?"
"(Insert name here)"
"Run"
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David Anderson12 years ago
It's just living GTA 5, but you actually have an excuse to kill the bad guys. What more could you ask for?
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Kevin Bengough12 years ago
Bring it on, bitches.
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Joshua Feilscher12 years ago
That's just logic.
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John Fitzmaurice12 years ago
If the laws don't apply to me I'll murder their asses.
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NatureMaster649 years ago
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replic1236 years ago
my mom and dad then.
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Andy28 years ago
If the law doesn't apply to me there is chaos, so law has to apply to everyone.
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Flowey the flour9 years ago
life complete
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TheBurguerMan5 months ago
Coup state,
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Katelyn_Kat10 years ago
Dude, there's no downside...
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Ariel Earthyorder9 years ago
I can kill em all c:
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StillLukelast year
Lol
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Riley Myszewski12 years ago
It's better to be feared--
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Aulain8 years ago
Oh god, my mind is filled with murderous and sexual thoughts
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Dreamwarrior149 years ago
Well, I never liked that half of the family anyway.
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mario968210 years ago
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prxncely7 years ago
Fuck them then. I'mma do whatever I want.
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Binglesquirk9 months ago
so i can also detect people with a criminal record?
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Crona10 years ago
I can't handle that!!!
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Soaku9 years ago
Why not: 1. My fav. route in Undertale is pacifist! (Lol) 2. I don't want to kill 3. Why would I... The only one plus I see is that I won't have to pay expenses.
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jackfiddilydims8 years ago
KILL THEM ALL
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Cats Will Dominate9 years ago
DEEZ LAWS MEAN NOTHING TO MEEE
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Kittenlover1018 years ago
Where"s the upside? Laws are there for a reason.
Kittenlover1018 years ago
Lol perfect spot for a comment
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dennis9 years ago
Why do people want to kill me? I did nothing wrong
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