I'll just take a military-grade gun for free, same with ammo. I"d pick up some ballistic armor from a police station, and force- I mean "hire" an army of bodyguards to protect me as well. Now I don't have to worry about criminals AND I can do whatever I want to do.
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TonyZhang7 years ago
I am a law-abiding citizen.
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PotatoMonstrocity7 years ago
Ugh... so that means... I could kill the current leader of my country, and use her credit card to purchase anything??? Yo, I’m down for a life time supply of soda... I’ll just take over the leadership for like 3 days and then ask Kim Jong Un to install som...[Show full comment]
Retro_7774 years ago
not always the leader of your country is the richest person on earth, but you could easily steal an helicopter and kill jeff bezos
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Falconwing7 years ago
If rules don't applied just beat the shot out of them when they get angry
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dextroy8 years ago
id just kill the person hating on me
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Emperormask1235 years ago
The criminals are in jail so free life here i come
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rolerfun8 years ago
h8ters gotta h8
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Aidyndowling7 years ago
So...my dad hates me?
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TheOriginalKirito7 years ago
People with criminal records would hate you anywsy if you were able to break the law with no punishment.
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ThePaulDude7 years ago
Oh yeah? SUCKS TO BE EVERYONE ELSE!
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Mister-E8 years ago
Canada has few rules, the rest are laws
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Thebeastfrom20000fathoms8 years ago
I would make every murderer feel the worst pain in the world then I"d crush their bones into a fine powder and feed it to my dog
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StormyAnne8 years ago
Over two-thirds of the people I love have records...
*slams "I will not"*
StormyAnne8 years ago
Same answer a month later.
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ikethegamingmaster8 years ago
So, I'm Batman!!!
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Sprinkles4EVA8 years ago
"Sir we"ve gotten reports of murders, theft and death threats should we stay them?"
"What are their names?"
"(Insert name here)"
"Run"
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David Anderson12 years ago
It's just living GTA 5, but you actually have an excuse to kill the bad guys. What more could you ask for?
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Kevin Bengough12 years ago
Bring it on, bitches.
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Joshua Feilscher12 years ago
That's just logic.
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John Fitzmaurice12 years ago
If the laws don't apply to me I'll murder their asses.
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EnderRoseYT2 years ago
I’m not dying today
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Brancliff8 years ago
Thats too many people. So much of the world would hate me.
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Press3239 years ago
I Have The Power To Be A African-American And Be A Slave Wtf!
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Im awesome999 years ago
Just steal a rocket launcher and kill them like a bad ass ive already got superpowers as well and i can break the rules of this game allowing me to get rid of the bad things and the rules o life=me immortal i can defy the forces and everything else
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asdfghjklqwertyuiop10 years ago
DONT READ THIS. YOU WILL BE KISSED ON THE NEAREST POSSIBLE FRIDAY BYrnTHE LOVE OF YOUR LIFE.TOMMOROW WILL BE THE BEST DAY OF YOUR LIFE. NOWrnYOU'VE STARTED READING THIS. DON'T STOP. THIS IS SO FREAKY.rn1. say your name ten times.rn2.say your mom's name fiv...[Show full comment]
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NeroAngeloM7 years ago
That means almost anyone would hate me
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wrathstar9 years ago
GOD DAMN ANYONE WITH A CAR ACCIDENT HAS A CRIMINAL RECORD
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Micachu8 years ago
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Theoblitarator 9 years ago
They already do
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Dog398last year
Laws are silly
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thezombieguy210 years ago
carry a gun at all times
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CornWolterink4 years ago
My lord, is that..... Legal?
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Ipressstuff7 years ago
When you notice you freaking Jake Paul but I pressed a button to already do that so nothing really changes.
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Amelyanna10 years ago
DONT READ THIS. YOU WILL BE KISSED ON THE NEAREST POSSIBLE FRIDAY BYrnTHE LOVE OF YOUR LIFE.TOMMOROW WILL BE THE BEST DAY OF YOUR LIFE. NOWrnYOU'VE STARTED READING THIS. DON'T STOP. THIS IS SO FREAKY.rn1. say your name ten times.rn2.say your mom's name fiv...[Show full comment]
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Violent angel 1310 years ago
Okay I will just kill them be laws mean nothing to me anyway+ most r in jail right?
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JESUS_RULESlast year
Nahhhh no one escapes the law. Otherwise you have Communism.
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jinbop fan9 years ago
Screw the law they dont apply to me (yugioh reference)
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ilikekowz8 years ago
DONT READ THIS. YOU WILL BE KISSED ON THE NEAREST POSSIBLE FRIDAY BY THE LOVE OF YOUR LIFE. TOMORROW WILL BE THE BEST DAY OF YOUR LIFE. NOW YOU"VE STARTED READING THIS. DON'T STOP. THIS IS SO FREAKY. 1. say your name ten times. 2.say your mom"s name five t...[Show full comment]
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SUPERHOMO9 years ago
Girl: am I pretty? Boy: no Girl: do you even want to be with me forever?rnBoy: nornGirl: do you even like me?rnBoy: nornGirl: would you cry if I walked awayrnBoy: nornShe'd heard enough and was hurt... She walked away with tears in her eyesrnThe boy grabbe...[Show full comment]
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Definablelife4 years ago
Goes to a prison with a tank with plenty of ammo i think you know what will happen next
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Tman10510 years ago
Girl: am I pretty? Boy: no Girl: do you even want to be with me forever?rnBoy: nornGirl: do you even like me?rnBoy: nornGirl: would you cry if I walked awayrnBoy: nornShe'd heard enough and was hurt... She walked away with tears in her eyesrnThe boy grabbe...[Show full comment]
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