Will You Press The Button?

ClareWhite9 years ago

Why is the downside first and the upside last?

GangsternauwL7 years ago

Something different for once... i like it

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Cryptorchid9 years ago

There is literally no downside. I can have sex with girl I want and I won't have to worry about her getting pregnant.

Yukitai4 years ago

Um. "TheLongestName", you"re missing letters and it"s kinda cringe. Take "thebuttothis" has no "n"

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Shenanigans~9 years ago

/Chaotic laughing ensues from all asuexuals, homosexuals, and people who dislike children/

AquaSoftBeanUwU7 years ago

/slightly muffled aromantic snickering/ /slightly panicked bisexual and pansexual whispers/ /gay and lesbian laughter/ /asexual smiles/ /panicked heterosexual screaming/

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watsonsword7 years ago

Uhhh.... this button is like, the entire reason "where"s the downside?" was invented! Seriously. Whoever wrote it likely doesn't know what a dilemma actually is.

ca11m3raven9 years ago

I'll adopt

Hamburger Guy8 years ago

Yea so i can adopt a Mexican and be like one of those liberl families, no.

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Nacas9 years ago

Can I be a dragon ? I can't imagine any people most sexually attractive than a dragon, does it count ?

neppi3 years ago

if somebody out there is attracted to a dragon, then yes.

RandomBunniness9 years ago

I CAN ADOPT! THEY NEED HOMES MORE THAN I NEED TO BRING MORE LIFE INTO THIS HORRIBLE PLACE.

Hamburger Guy8 years ago

Yea renan thats a horrible feeling just accept that these ppl wont have homes.

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Thomas_Tinkerton8 years ago

No consequences. What have you done.....

raysr7 years ago

PERFECT i dont want to get pregnant ever!

Lime Cooldude12 years ago

what a wonderful time to be asexual and hate children

Genesis663 years ago

Same

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MonkFunk9 years ago

Being sexually attractive doesn't mean I need to have sex with anyone. I also don't have to have children through birth so this is fine.

Tauru177 years ago

So...sex with anyone and you could be with someone that doesn't want kids?

Goofygirl8 years ago

All the sex I want AND no children... PERFECT

Yesnomaybe8 years ago

Where"s the downside?

OCTAPUS4448 years ago

WHERE THE DOWNSIDE AT??? I have a lot of people in my family that will keep the family lastname soo i dont give a phock

Samuel4Tree9 years ago

So i could have sex as often as i want and i dont have to worry about making kids i dont want? Thats the best thing i can imagine

GrimmGamer9 years ago

I see no downside to this. Even if I do want to, for some reason unbeknownst to me, have a kid, I can adopt.

PlayMoreGames9 years ago

I don't want to be sexually attractive? And what would happen if you changed your appearance to not be sexually attractive?

tomboy99 years ago

Noooooooooooooo

Existentialist9 years ago

ASEXUALiTY GOOOOOOO!

That_One_Weird_Wolf5 years ago

YEAAAAAAAAAAA ASEXUALITY GOOOOOOO

FabPutatoe9 years ago

adopt a kid... wait why do u wanna be the most sexually attractive person??

Slyde9 years ago

I can adopt

socialmutation9 years ago

Adoption

Falloutpotato10 years ago

When you are asexual and dont give a crap about how sexually pleasing/attractive you are.

Eleanor249 years ago

In a way, I would dislike being that sexually attractive, because then I might have unwanted attention for it.

Falloutpotato10 years ago

When you are asexual and dont give a crap about how sexually pleasing/attractive you are.

Zeke Ramirez12 years ago

I don't even like kids.... they're annoying... well most of them anyway.

That_One_Weird_Wolf5 years ago

dude, your saying that if your a kid, you think you are annoying, and if not, you thought that about 1/4 of your life was annoying.

Cameron Putnam12 years ago

why WOULDN'T you press the button?

RÃ©mi Waitforit Garnier12 years ago

I want children, I can't do that

Tacocat520058 years ago

With yiu

joujoubox9 years ago

I WANT MA BABIES!!!!!!!

Pwnage3289 years ago

no responsibility as a downside?!?!?!?

freedomstar9 years ago

IM A BOY DAMMIT

Equoram11 years ago

I'm a lesbian, joke's on you~

SkydrilUltra8 years ago

I can have sex with anyone and can break the law since they are sexually attracted to me and i don't get pregnant and i can adopt a kid.

Flufflepuff9 years ago

Not a girl

Loophole man9 years ago

Pressed it to change appearance, shapeshifting

Austin Lange12 years ago

Yes!!!! No freeloading children!!!

Dimming_lightlast year

nah bro I don't want all the boys running at me

CMHammond9 years ago

Unless you store up some before, in a sperm bank or something, no

Dead Corpse9 years ago

Both good things. never have children and fuck around how i like without pregnancy

Thenameshallie7 years ago

*slams button*

ALeXXX9 years ago

LOL WTFF???

scheuerman10 years ago

* push push push push*

Button7X37 years ago

What does sterile mean?

Poyteroy9 years ago

Oh man! So I don't even have to worry about using a condom!

Nilloc1018 years ago

Just adopted

DctrLgc10 years ago

Beauty means nothing to me.

Maur9 years ago

Dream. Come. TRUE!

MaxMcBosszz9 years ago

Hell ya, you know what I'm thinking... Slurp.

Hellaween11 years ago

Wow. I get to fuck and not worry about children.

MatthewPowell8 years ago

Win-win

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