Will You Press The Button?

ClareWhite9 years ago

Why is the downside first and the upside last?

GangsternauwL7 years ago

Something different for once... i like it

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Cryptorchid9 years ago

There is literally no downside. I can have sex with girl I want and I won't have to worry about her getting pregnant.

Yukitai4 years ago

Um. "TheLongestName", you"re missing letters and it"s kinda cringe. Take "thebuttothis" has no "n"

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Shenanigans~9 years ago

/Chaotic laughing ensues from all asuexuals, homosexuals, and people who dislike children/

AquaSoftBeanUwU7 years ago

/slightly muffled aromantic snickering/ /slightly panicked bisexual and pansexual whispers/ /gay and lesbian laughter/ /asexual smiles/ /panicked heterosexual screaming/

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watsonsword7 years ago

Uhhh.... this button is like, the entire reason "where"s the downside?" was invented! Seriously. Whoever wrote it likely doesn't know what a dilemma actually is.

ca11m3raven9 years ago

I'll adopt

Hamburger Guy8 years ago

Yea so i can adopt a Mexican and be like one of those liberl families, no.

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Nacas9 years ago

Can I be a dragon ? I can't imagine any people most sexually attractive than a dragon, does it count ?

neppi3 years ago

if somebody out there is attracted to a dragon, then yes.

RandomBunniness9 years ago

I CAN ADOPT! THEY NEED HOMES MORE THAN I NEED TO BRING MORE LIFE INTO THIS HORRIBLE PLACE.

Hamburger Guy8 years ago

Yea renan thats a horrible feeling just accept that these ppl wont have homes.

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Thomas_Tinkerton8 years ago

No consequences. What have you done.....

raysr7 years ago

PERFECT i dont want to get pregnant ever!

Lime Cooldude12 years ago

what a wonderful time to be asexual and hate children

Genesis663 years ago

Same

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MonkFunk9 years ago

Being sexually attractive doesn't mean I need to have sex with anyone. I also don't have to have children through birth so this is fine.

Tauru177 years ago

So...sex with anyone and you could be with someone that doesn't want kids?

Goofygirl8 years ago

All the sex I want AND no children... PERFECT

Yesnomaybe8 years ago

Where"s the downside?

OCTAPUS4448 years ago

WHERE THE DOWNSIDE AT??? I have a lot of people in my family that will keep the family lastname soo i dont give a phock

Samuel4Tree9 years ago

So i could have sex as often as i want and i dont have to worry about making kids i dont want? Thats the best thing i can imagine

GrimmGamer9 years ago

I see no downside to this. Even if I do want to, for some reason unbeknownst to me, have a kid, I can adopt.

PlayMoreGames9 years ago

I don't want to be sexually attractive? And what would happen if you changed your appearance to not be sexually attractive?

tomboy99 years ago

Noooooooooooooo

Existentialist9 years ago

ASEXUALiTY GOOOOOOO!

That_One_Weird_Wolf5 years ago

YEAAAAAAAAAAA ASEXUALITY GOOOOOOO

FabPutatoe9 years ago

adopt a kid... wait why do u wanna be the most sexually attractive person??

Slyde9 years ago

I can adopt

socialmutation9 years ago

Adoption

Falloutpotato10 years ago

When you are asexual and dont give a crap about how sexually pleasing/attractive you are.

Eleanor249 years ago

In a way, I would dislike being that sexually attractive, because then I might have unwanted attention for it.

Falloutpotato10 years ago

When you are asexual and dont give a crap about how sexually pleasing/attractive you are.

Zeke Ramirez12 years ago

I don't even like kids.... they're annoying... well most of them anyway.

That_One_Weird_Wolf5 years ago

dude, your saying that if your a kid, you think you are annoying, and if not, you thought that about 1/4 of your life was annoying.

Cameron Putnam12 years ago

why WOULDN'T you press the button?

RÃ©mi Waitforit Garnier12 years ago

I want children, I can't do that

Tacocat520058 years ago

With yiu

MatthewPowell8 years ago

Win-win

Crazyrice1239 years ago

Stem cells bitch

MaxMcBosszz9 years ago

Hell ya, you know what I'm thinking... Slurp.

Hellaween11 years ago

Wow. I get to fuck and not worry about children.

derebear10 years ago

That is literally best case scenario

abbadonthefallen9 years ago

just use IVF

Akemi_joestar3 years ago

Jokes on you I fucking despise children

xx.fob_otaku.xx9 years ago

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ToluwaniSoyannwo8 years ago

Yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes

BatOutta6669 years ago

fuck sexually attractive people im straight bitches

DOGOFORLIFE7 years ago

So I cant have kids and always have periods. No way

Ethaniso9 years ago

Sterile also means clean so I pressed it.

Derpwad1458 years ago

You could lure people in, and then trap them with your personality, and then drop the bomb.

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