You can be Batman
but
Never have sex with anyone ever again
I will not


Maharidlast year
Never.

Hailie4828 years ago
*asexual laughter in the distance*

ZeEggOfAce3 years ago
hello fellow ace i thought i"d find you here

KitKatGaming018 years ago
I'm asexual...

procharleston14 years ago
i used to be asexual, now im batman
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Cakeilike9 years ago
Fuck it i'm Batman!

A FREAKING DUCK9 years ago
No pun intended?

SBURBIAN9 years ago
I already am batman

RGPZ7 years ago
Look up a real life batman on yt its MLG as zhit

TheAceAce7 years ago
*asexuals immediatley press button*

Carret1907 years ago
I don't sex so win win for me

rugged fungus2889 years ago
Da da da da da da da da da da da da da batman

ShadowMarco8 years ago
Nanananananananananana BATMAAAAAAN!

JesseG8 years ago
Easy, just get blowjobs.

Hyltran4 years ago
That is sex to

Wanted Horizon9 years ago
What is up with all of these sex things?!

AshirriiIsnotsogood7 years ago
@PressTheButton!!!! Sex gay
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Matt Savage12 years ago
worth it im batman

Acun2 years ago
Say good bye to your dad and mom
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Linkrush7 years ago
Bro it doesn't matter if you have never had sex anyway. Virgins for life, am I right 👌

Sean_Fields8 years ago
Batman was always bad with women. BUT BEING BATMAN I MEAN COME ON

Slothers8 years ago
Political dillema

EdgyPotato8 years ago
My parents die, I have to risk my life for a city that doesn't give a shit, I'm a ball of neurosis and I can't fuck. No advantage.

Greatcat8 years ago
But you become BATMAN

Joey Carrell12 years ago
*breaks finger for pressing button at 210 mph

frenchan8 years ago
same

Hajira Irfan12 years ago
I FINALLY HAVE A REASON TO WEAR BATMAN PYJAMAS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! And if anyone corrects me or tells me to do sumat I will say............ 'I'm Batman.'

Greatcat8 years ago
BATMAN DOES NOT WEAR BATMAN PYJAMAS
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DragonArmy8 years ago
I can beat superman so meh worth it

Anthony Robinson12 years ago
horses anyone?

andreithepotatoman3 years ago
cuddles>segs

Princessofgame9 years ago
I preffer not became batman and be happy

Greatcat8 years ago
But he"s BATMAN

Executionrs7 years ago
Then how do you have kids

Kkiserlol9 years ago
Nope sorry ill stick to my normal self

TheTwisterOfQuestions4 years ago
IM BATMAN

Brendan Rice9 years ago
I haven't had sex yet and i have been batman(for halloween when i was 8)so fuck it i want sex.

ShannonMD342128 years ago
IDC i get to be batman

Jellybean240 9 years ago
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Kat39 years ago
I'd just go for the never have sex bit, tbh.

Markallenzeref Ichigonaruto Kurosaki Jaeger12 years ago
worth it i can be a hero

JazzimoX8 years ago
Done, I am now Batman

saphira88310 years ago
Being asexual has never been so good.

brooooo_569 years ago
Poor Dean

Crazy_cr33p3r6 years ago
Batman has a tonne of sex tho so...

Hella_Rose249 years ago
If I'm rich I can get surgery to remove the fat, fix my legs and get rid of the thing that's making we get blubbery

Dayna Morris12 years ago
Joke's on you. I don't like the idea of sex anyways. I'm not asexual, but I don't like people touching me

ItsSquark3 years ago
Robin, what is “child support”?

MrsMathers9 years ago
Why does it say again like I have before lol

RageMaster|YT9 years ago
Hey batmen need loving 2 ok treat dem like pepoes

PercyJackson8 years ago
theres probably a bat-gadget for that......... (also, butt-stuff doesnt count)

Buchi9 years ago
Iwnna have kids

Cakeilike9 years ago
You can always adopt.

AndrijaFuncyman9 years ago
I hate batman

ChocolateLover20169 years ago
i do not wanna be batman and idc about having babies i want to adopt :/

Greatcat8 years ago
You should want to be BATMAN. If you don't you clearly don't know BATMAN

Urbina Urbina12 years ago
NananananananaBatman!

Fishcat2354 years ago
Virginity is cool.

LonnieAP8 years ago
I'm Ace

gabeball9 years ago
@&#& no I love sex

The Howling Wolf9 years ago
I get to have powers AND sustane my assexuality?Yep,pressed

procharleston14 years ago
me an asexual *laughing maniacally*

ShineR9 years ago
Batman=Pressing the button Sex=STD

Brendan Rice9 years ago
true=normally. false=condom

Darklan 9 years ago
Fuck you batman

Greatcat8 years ago
Do you need to go to Arkham Asylum? He"s fucking BATMAN!
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