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You can be Batman
but
Never have sex with anyone ever again
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Maharidlast year
Never.

Hailie4828 years ago
*asexual laughter in the distance*

ZeEggOfAce3 years ago
hello fellow ace i thought i"d find you here

KitKatGaming018 years ago
I'm asexual...

procharleston14 years ago
i used to be asexual, now im batman
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Cakeilike9 years ago
Fuck it i'm Batman!

A FREAKING DUCK9 years ago
No pun intended?

SBURBIAN9 years ago
I already am batman

RGPZ7 years ago
Look up a real life batman on yt its MLG as zhit

TheAceAce7 years ago
*asexuals immediatley press button*

Carret1907 years ago
I don't sex so win win for me

rugged fungus2889 years ago
Da da da da da da da da da da da da da batman

ShadowMarco8 years ago
Nanananananananananana BATMAAAAAAN!

JesseG8 years ago
Easy, just get blowjobs.

Hyltran4 years ago
That is sex to

Wanted Horizon9 years ago
What is up with all of these sex things?!

AshirriiIsnotsogood7 years ago
@PressTheButton!!!! Sex gay
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Matt Savage12 years ago
worth it im batman

Acun2 years ago
Say good bye to your dad and mom
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Linkrush7 years ago
Bro it doesn't matter if you have never had sex anyway. Virgins for life, am I right 👌

Sean_Fields8 years ago
Batman was always bad with women. BUT BEING BATMAN I MEAN COME ON

Slothers8 years ago
Political dillema

EdgyPotato8 years ago
My parents die, I have to risk my life for a city that doesn't give a shit, I'm a ball of neurosis and I can't fuck. No advantage.

Greatcat8 years ago
But you become BATMAN

Joey Carrell12 years ago
*breaks finger for pressing button at 210 mph

frenchan8 years ago
same

Hajira Irfan12 years ago
I FINALLY HAVE A REASON TO WEAR BATMAN PYJAMAS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! And if anyone corrects me or tells me to do sumat I will say............ 'I'm Batman.'

Greatcat8 years ago
BATMAN DOES NOT WEAR BATMAN PYJAMAS
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Winter648 years ago
bitch i"m batman

Superwholock13910 years ago
Screw having a relationship. Be batman

Darklan 9 years ago
Fuck you batman

Greatcat8 years ago
Do you need to go to Arkham Asylum? He"s fucking BATMAN!

faandomtrash7 years ago
well i am aroace.....

SalomeGog9 years ago
No dilema for asexual... :3

ItsSquark3 years ago
Easiest decision of my life robin. Besides this is a win-win

Jayrod9 years ago
Really anyone can be Batman if they become very rich wich I am from previous buttons

StormTDR7 years ago
I hate Batman...

Ronnoc5279 years ago
No upside.

claire86208 years ago
why would I want to be batman??

Greatcat8 years ago
Because nobody is cooler than BATMAN

Destiny Clem12 years ago
I like Captain America more...

Multi_Gam3r8 years ago
Don't care I'm a billionaire with cool stuff

D1O9 years ago
Who needs sex when you're the motherfucking Batman.

Cakeilike9 years ago
Right?

Mlp Kawaii zecora renegade9 years ago
I don't like Batman, only Harley Quinn and poison ivy

Greatcat8 years ago
Those are BATMAN ENEMIES. You must like BATMAN.

Charles Breece12 years ago
My Batman side can't have sex. No one ever said anything about my Bruce Wayne side.

Cakeilike9 years ago
True.

Crystal6764 years ago
DONT READ THIS. YOU WILL BE KISSED ON THE NEAREST POSSIBLE FRIDAY BYrnTHE LOVE OF YOUR LIFE.TOMMOROW WILL BE THE BEST DAY OF YOUR LIFE. NOWrnYOU"VE STARTED READING THIS. DON'T STOP. THIS IS SO FREAKY.rn1. say your name ten times.rn2.say your mom"s name fiv...[Show full comment]

Wadaw9 years ago
Uhm... Adoption ?

YouDumbAsf9 years ago
Your Dumb Asf

Superduperbooperdooper9 years ago
What if a girl fucks me? CAUSE IM BATMAN

pttg6 years ago
So just regular Batman...

Batman279 years ago
Batman even needs sex he did it before

Brendan Rice9 years ago
it went down like WAM,BANG,CENSORD,POW

The_JesseMoon8 years ago
Uh.... uh.... I don't know!!

Greatcat8 years ago
Choose BATMAN

darkness10 years ago
I am BATMAN!!!

ZedTripler7 years ago
Don't like Batman so yeah.

KANEKIKEN9 years ago
Win/Win for me

Unicorn18 years ago
I mean... I'm asexual so I see no downside NANANANANANANANANANA BATMAN

Idoncre2 years ago
Yeah i can't do sex but i become orphan

Kio9 years ago
DONT READ THIS. YOU WILL BE KISSED ON THE NEAREST POSSIBLE FRIDAY BYrnTHE LOVE OF YOUR LIFE.TOMMOROW WILL BE THE BEST DAY OF YOUR LIFE. NOWrnYOU'VE STARTED READING THIS. DON'T STOP. THIS IS SO FREAKY.rn1. say your name ten times.rn2.say your mom's name fiv...[Show full comment]

MYTHIC9 years ago
i wish there was a report for spam button

Captain Actually9 years ago
Who needs sex when I'm the God Damn Batmat?!

Alec Moyes12 years ago
those two things contradict each other

tkiara4 years ago
batman.

WyldeTigerLily8 years ago
Worth it

giants859 years ago
hell naw

Foxy-chu4 years ago
They never said you can’t LOVE a person, plus if you’re Batman you will get famous ppl to love y’a, and have fans, so what’s the down side?
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