Will You Press The Button?

Ray Marc 11 years ago

Fuck this very much. I guess I would be widowed, Get It? :)

Echothekirby953 10 years ago

Good job m8

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BrockScanlan 10 years ago

I'll marry Justin Bieber than first step into the house bang he"s dead and now I have a free beach house

Der Deutsche 10 years ago

Son, hand me the Shotgun... Your mom goes crazy

DrChicken 10 years ago

Killing the spiders isn't divorce iunno...

stride1313 10 years ago

But what if my celebrity crush is the spider?

ShadowMarco 10 years ago

let me guess... muffet? (cuz i have a crush on her too)

ShadowMarco 10 years ago

HA!! jokes on you!!! i have a fetish on spiders!!!!

DragonEXE 9 years ago

Have you watched monster musume, by any chance? Potentially the first spider waifu

Conner Wolf 13 years ago

And that's why you murder them like you're fighting spiders in Skyrim

falcon_king3 6 years ago

not murder if they aint human anymore

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anonymousish 9 years ago

Joke"s on you, I don't have a celebrity crush.

SamanthaMattis 9 years ago

Me either so ha

KayKayCool23 6 years ago

As long as I'm with Danny Devito, even as a giant murder bug, I'm happy.

Jamie Gilman-Lewis 13 years ago

Well that escalated quickly...

Lonergirl17 9 years ago

True....

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hinata-look-a-like 10 years ago

So an anime?

Stephane Morin 13 years ago

Who the fuck wrote this!?!?

Black_X 4 years ago

I feel I read too much into this.

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Heyso 8 years ago

I don’t get why you would want to die

KameronSnow 9 years ago

Reading the upside: Okay! Awesome: Reading the first part of downside: Eh, not too bad. Reading the human eating spider bit: ......What the f***

jmw44 9 years ago

wait, since when is 20 years forever?

jkmc1205 10 years ago

What ideas went into this guys mind when he was making this? XD

ShadowTheRonin 10 years ago

What if that"s your fetish? :I

EpicDragon6879 10 years ago

I don't have a celebrity crush, so if I press this button, nothing can happen.

Drawesomethewizard 10 years ago

Same here

Samantha Parrish 13 years ago

but if i live happily forever then wouldn't that mean that they don't turn into a spider. This contradicts itself

EmmaSlayton1217 9 years ago

FUCK UR RIGHT!!!!!😤😤😤😱

Crazysting 10 years ago

Just trap it! Killing it would be evil.

TheMagicalKiwi 11 years ago

at the beginning: okay seems good, what's the downside? after I read it all: haha what

ZAMBIEBRUH 11 years ago

I already found the love of my life soo no thanks

Aaron Keaveney 13 years ago

thats still 20 years with ariana grande

Bulkyattorney 10 years ago

Just what I was thinkingy

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Meghan Logan 13 years ago

I dont see the problem here :/

vonsilvo 11 years ago

She'll get all the flesh she needs from clones of me.

RockyBlu3 5 years ago

well I didn't see that coming

ThePaulDude 10 years ago

Why not just kill them when they turn into a spider?

AshenShadow 11 years ago

UNTIL DEATH DO US PART! OFF WITH YOUR HEAD!

TaylorFallon 9 years ago

Um ima have to say no

TTT500 11 years ago

It said live happy forever so the spider will make me happy apparently

hannahrugbygirl166 11 years ago

What a twist (only robot chicken fans will understand)

gwennymb 7 years ago

That"s worth it. I really want to be with her, and twenty years are enough for me.

TheDrawGame 10 years ago

No downside

NocturnalCro 12 years ago

Death during sleep. Such a tragedy...

WhatsInAAName 11 years ago

Only reason I did not press the button is because both me and my celebrity crush are happily married to people who will never turn into spiders. But If I know the imminent spider thing, I'll just keep a health amount of spider killer on hand. Problem sol... [Show full comment]

75386 10 years ago

Just kill "em once there a spider

whovianlizard04 10 years ago

what is this!?

Leena Olen 13 years ago

So I'll just kill them. Nothing forbids that...

Insira 9 years ago

Simple, dont marry her

HEADS GROW BACK 11 years ago

Twenty years is still a long time, also, Jennifer Lawrence is incapable of turning into a spider... I think.

RandomWand03 11 years ago

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BenEmanNikolai 8 years ago

What if I love said mansion?

Alex131312 11 years ago

life on beach is not perfect .... no game no life

Yeetaleet 4 years ago

Giant mutant spider? Sounds like something that"d be in Dark Souls or something.

G BLACKSMOKE 10 years ago

Hell to the no

DrSpacePotato 11 years ago

Girl: am I pretty? Boy: no Girl: do you even want to be with me forever?rnBoy: nornGirl: do you even like me?rnBoy: nornGirl: would you cry if I walked awayrnBoy: nornShe'd heard enough and was hurt... She walked away with tears in her eyesrnThe boy grabbe... [Show full comment]

Robyn Night 11 years ago

fuck you. :)

Sprazzal 8 years ago

Well, I don’t have a celebrity crush so I don’t really know what to do here besides not press it

Infinite_Ch4os 11 years ago

Kill them.

James Huckleberg 13 years ago

Sounds fun

Floatybug 6 years ago

i dont know a single persion who would press this

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