Will You Press The Button?

Ray Marc 11 years ago

Fuck this very much. I guess I would be widowed, Get It? :)

Echothekirby953 10 years ago

Good job m8

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BrockScanlan 10 years ago

I'll marry Justin Bieber than first step into the house bang he"s dead and now I have a free beach house

Der Deutsche 10 years ago

Son, hand me the Shotgun... Your mom goes crazy

DrChicken 10 years ago

Killing the spiders isn't divorce iunno...

stride1313 10 years ago

But what if my celebrity crush is the spider?

ShadowMarco 10 years ago

let me guess... muffet? (cuz i have a crush on her too)

ShadowMarco 10 years ago

HA!! jokes on you!!! i have a fetish on spiders!!!!

DragonEXE 9 years ago

Have you watched monster musume, by any chance? Potentially the first spider waifu

Conner Wolf 13 years ago

And that's why you murder them like you're fighting spiders in Skyrim

falcon_king3 6 years ago

not murder if they aint human anymore

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anonymousish 9 years ago

Joke"s on you, I don't have a celebrity crush.

SamanthaMattis 9 years ago

Me either so ha

KayKayCool23 6 years ago

As long as I'm with Danny Devito, even as a giant murder bug, I'm happy.

Jamie Gilman-Lewis 13 years ago

Well that escalated quickly...

Lonergirl17 9 years ago

True....

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hinata-look-a-like 10 years ago

So an anime?

Stephane Morin 13 years ago

Who the fuck wrote this!?!?

Black_X 4 years ago

I feel I read too much into this.

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Heyso 8 years ago

I don’t get why you would want to die

KameronSnow 9 years ago

Reading the upside: Okay! Awesome: Reading the first part of downside: Eh, not too bad. Reading the human eating spider bit: ......What the f***

jmw44 9 years ago

wait, since when is 20 years forever?

jkmc1205 10 years ago

What ideas went into this guys mind when he was making this? XD

ShadowTheRonin 10 years ago

What if that"s your fetish? :I

EpicDragon6879 10 years ago

I don't have a celebrity crush, so if I press this button, nothing can happen.

Drawesomethewizard 10 years ago

Same here

Samantha Parrish 13 years ago

but if i live happily forever then wouldn't that mean that they don't turn into a spider. This contradicts itself

EmmaSlayton1217 9 years ago

FUCK UR RIGHT!!!!!😤😤😤😱

Crazysting 10 years ago

Just trap it! Killing it would be evil.

TheMagicalKiwi 11 years ago

at the beginning: okay seems good, what's the downside? after I read it all: haha what

ZAMBIEBRUH 11 years ago

I already found the love of my life soo no thanks

Aaron Keaveney 13 years ago

thats still 20 years with ariana grande

Bulkyattorney 10 years ago

Just what I was thinkingy

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AlisonPayne 10 years ago

A SPIDER ARE YOU KIDDING ME?!

Panic!atmychemicalfallout 11 years ago

This is my favorite button! XD

BlitzCat 7 years ago

I fear for the person who wrote this..... ._.

The elusive weegee 10 years ago

Spiders cant eat they only drink

CherryGirl34 12 years ago

Why would I want to divorce my dream man?

AdInfinitum 9 years ago

I don't have a celebrity crush.

Huntsman 11 years ago

So you die two different ways or you kill the person you've been with for twenty years and loved?wtf :/

fangseus 11 years ago

0 to 100 real quick

Schmidot2004 8 years ago

Shoot your son he probably a rich ungrateful brat anyways

BlazingBlaziken 10 years ago

*Mock surprise* Oh no, my celebrity husband fell into the human sized pit that some how appeared in the back yard 19 years after are marriage, and its full of spikes!...I REGRET NOTHING

Johnson Lo 13 years ago

Easy all you do is sell your mansion and place the spider in a giant enclosure with armed guards that you just bought and hired using the money gained on sale

ShadowSpirit 9 years ago

LIVE HAPPILY FOREVER

ifr3zyfellow 11 years ago

HECK NO

ModSavvy 11 years ago

Uummmmm... guys I have arachnophobia

Arno Van Ranst 13 years ago

would locking them up be considered leaving?

dankmemes101 9 years ago

I'll just duct tape his legs together and stick him in the basement. Then I won't be leaving him

Yeahmen18 11 years ago

I will pay some profesional assassin to kilo she un the year 19 month 12 day 31

Crazysting 10 years ago

Same

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Caribou 5 years ago

In the short run - like 2-300 years - you learn to clone your body for slab meat and blood. In the long run, you learn how to move your spouse"s consciousness out of the mutant spider and into a cloned human body (you kept samples of her DNA before she mut... [Show full comment]

Orangegal 11 years ago

I'll put them on a cage

fmate2006 8 years ago

i don't have a celebrity crush. #thuglife

Blaze___Lord___ 11 years ago

what about killing her 19 years later

Huehue 10 years ago

Umm miku?

dakota_clifford 12 years ago

Michael Gordon Clifford will never turn into a spider I will not press the button

BenFuller 9 years ago

It is not considered divorce if she dies , so year 19 kill her cremate the body wear it on a necklace so your never apart , live of their wealth and royalties . U mad bro ?

kitty lover mlp girl 11 years ago

It dosent say you can kill them sooooo YUP plise i HAYE SPIDERS!!!

HarryBraunstein 10 years ago

Cheating is ok..... BUT OOOOOOOOOONLY IN HOLLYWOOD!!!!!!!!!😑

ravebrain 10 years ago

19 years of happiness before i have to murder a giant spider and the media has no proof that it was my wife because its a fucking spider hell yea

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