Will You Press The Button?

Rhinorulz 10 years ago

One would have to know the meaning of every word in your language to truly know the language. As I don't know the meaning of every word, I don't "know" the language. As such, no downside.

Inline2 10 years ago

Can't wait to speak in binary

Rappr last year

用java说话真的很离谱。。。

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NightHawkies 10 years ago

hAhA a loophole you cant learn every word in your language boom solution you hopefully didnt learn every eordcin yourvlanguage and you can speaknit

mnop 2 years ago

did you press the button halfway through your comment?

anoonymooss 10 years ago

Find a way to forget any important languages, then press the button after creating a meaningless language that lets you know to press the button!! What a nerd i am.

Loophole man 10 years ago

Shoot yourself in the head. Works every time.

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Keriko 11 years ago

Time to fail spanish class 100s in French here i come

Pairo Dagron 13 years ago

Doesn't say can't type, write or sign in your currently known languages!

Bagotrash 4 years ago

If you already speak English, then just speak Engrish

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Gabised 8 years ago

The only word I need to know is already universal- NO! Btw, I only know English, so there"s really no downside of being able to cuss at anybody I want without them knowing...

KrazyKatGamer 9 years ago

technically there"s no downside because you know every language in existence and it does not say that you can't re learn it

DoonLord 9 years ago

Still has a downside. If you didn't press the button you wouldn't need to go through the effort

the meme avenger 11 years ago

i only know English........so fuck dat

bbtreal 11 years ago

I'll speak brittish-english

oldnotweak 11 years ago

ill speak english then... i currently speak american english. it will suck but its ok

Josh Brown 13 years ago

well I only know English elvish and Klingon, so no I refuse

Bende 6 years ago

Sindarin or Quenya?

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Coryn78 6 years ago

I can't lose german, english, french and japanese and also a little latin and ancient greek

tigeyjr 11 years ago

i love that idea nabman11 better

Noahdudes 9 years ago

But my language sort of falls aundr the category of existing.

ILOVEAIRPLANES 10 years ago

Why would you want to know all the laungueges in the world?

emetophilia 11 years ago

Here I come japan

Sam Adams 13 years ago

So I can communicate with anyone in the world except for stubborn Anglophones? Sounds good.

xx_BRONYSLAYER2010_xx last year

i speak English. and Goon. And Wingdings. Like Gaster Deltarune. wrong game. but #FuckYou anyways. sorry. that Was Inpolinte.

ASZ 11 years ago

I have an ASZ? Y do I have to speak other language If I can just shake dat ASZ to everyone

Idosru 9 years ago

Does it means I can also use computer languages that I dont know like c# and stuff? If so I'm in!

SarahBlue 10 years ago

So I can't speak it, so what? That doesn't mean I can't read, write, or understand it when it is spoken. Just can't speak it myself. (iffy loophole leaping here)

RedRavenRiot 9 years ago

GRAB YOUR BABY AND MAKE IT PRESS THIS BUTTON

mcscelly 11 years ago

Make up a language that's exactly the same as the one you know duh

corndoggoiscool 4 years ago

There are 2 kinds of English, old and modern. I know modern, just switch to a different version of english.

joshuag03 11 years ago

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FTBacon 11 years ago

Learn it again #loopholesseries

YouJustReadMyName 8 years ago

I don’t even know any language other than simplified English so I guess all I will have to do to fommunicate with my friends is obtain a English accent

Secondhand_Silence 12 years ago

Japanese and German here I come!!!!!!!

Andromeda 10 years ago

But the languages you know are part of every language in existence, so in theory you COULD speak them.

NoobtubeR 9 years ago

Have my baby touch this and.......done

masonabryant06@gmail.com 10 years ago

No i like my voice

LiorAZDilmma 11 years ago

i like turtels =3

Inferno727 10 years ago

I could speak the language of dragons fuck English, French, Polish, Russian and Chinese

akinado 4 years ago

exist google translate

EmoDives_OnMars 11 years ago

SCREW ENGLISH. THATS THE ONLY LANGUAGE I "speak" I can sign in english, so technically I am still eligible for NASA

The-Black-Guy-In-Your-DMs 9 years ago

"American English"

yesmann 6 years ago

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Creativity 11 years ago

Who needs English with you can speak American?

1st-Cavalry-Division 9 years ago

Downside?

shanechan 11 years ago

Ð’ÐµÐ»Ð¸ÐºÐ¸Ð¹ ( GREAT )

cballs-9 10 years ago

I ONLY KNOW ENGLISH!!!! HELL YEAH IMA SPEAK GALLIFREYIAN

minigold546 11 years ago

Downside? XD

Aaron12998 8 years ago

Can someone teach me how to speak English?

Emily Clark-Clifford 13 years ago

I suck at English so aha

Stelle last year

Do i still able to learn them again

you could just 11 years ago

i didn't cause english is one of the hardest to learn

Bajanip 9 years ago

Well it says nothing about writing

SarahBlue 10 years ago

Hey, just because I can't speak it, doesn't mean I can't understand it. I mean, yeah, that's the word most commonly used for comprehension of a language, but speaking and hearing are two different things. I don't mind never "speaking" English (my one and o... [Show full comment]

The_logical_frenchie 9 years ago

Jokes on you I love to write things!

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