Will You Press The Button?

Rhinorulz8 years ago

One would have to know the meaning of every word in your language to truly know the language. As I don't know the meaning of every word, I don't "know" the language. As such, no downside.

Inline28 years ago

Can't wait to speak in binary

Rappr28 days ago

用java说话真的很离谱。。。

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NightHawkies8 years ago

hAhA a loophole you cant learn every word in your language boom solution you hopefully didnt learn every eordcin yourvlanguage and you can speaknit

mnop4 months ago

did you press the button halfway through your comment?

anoonymooss9 years ago

Find a way to forget any important languages, then press the button after creating a meaningless language that lets you know to press the button!! What a nerd i am.

Loophole man9 years ago

Shoot yourself in the head. Works every time.

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Keriko9 years ago

Time to fail spanish class 100s in French here i come

Gabised7 years ago

The only word I need to know is already universal- NO! Btw, I only know English, so there"s really no downside of being able to cuss at anybody I want without them knowing...

KrazyKatGamer8 years ago

technically there"s no downside because you know every language in existence and it does not say that you can't re learn it

DoonLord8 years ago

Still has a downside. If you didn't press the button you wouldn't need to go through the effort

Pairo Dagron12 years ago

Doesn't say can't type, write or sign in your currently known languages!

Bagotrash3 years ago

If you already speak English, then just speak Engrish

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the meme avenger9 years ago

i only know English........so fuck dat

bbtreal9 years ago

I'll speak brittish-english

oldnotweak9 years ago

ill speak english then... i currently speak american english. it will suck but its ok

Josh Brown12 years ago

well I only know English elvish and Klingon, so no I refuse

Bende5 years ago

Sindarin or Quenya?

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ChristianaBrown8 years ago

Writes in English, speaks korean

imavirginnn4 years ago

I know English, Canadian, Australian, and Nigerian

Jankawolf10 years ago

Hehe good one. P.s please tell me it is a joke

Marzia9 years ago

Ok if u speak any language than u can speak what ever language u already know dumb butt

dan_0183747 years ago

im quadrupilingaul soooooooooooooo (smashes button with a hammer)

Renee Cooperider12 years ago

So I could speak Gallifreyan? Count me in!

The_Explorer8 years ago

Hola... fuck!...nicht schon wieder!...¿Perquè ho segueixo fent?...誰かが私の苦しみを終了するには？

Bajanip7 years ago

I just realised you could use google translate to show what your saying

Frisk_Dreemurr9 years ago

Go britt

MisterMOD9 years ago

Any language in existance, and english is one of any language in existance.

The Angry Panda9 years ago

But its still english so you cant speak it. But it doesnt say you forget it just you cant speak it so you might still understand it

562crazygamer9 years ago

I only know american english. Technically british english and australian english are different languages.

MEME4LIFE3 years ago

I barely know English meaning I will still know English and every other language in existence

softball9 years ago

Hate it

AppleMan8 years ago

I can't speak any language that doesn't exist, so what"s the point?

Imperial_Guard5 years ago

Just speak a previous form of your language, for example old English is technically another language

larkin184310 years ago

Just choose to speak whatever you learned first. Your choice. #FUCKTHERULES

Lman8 years ago

I only know one bro can I still spell

[email protected]9 years ago

what if you don't know any languages? WHAT'CHA GONNA DO NOW PEASANT!

ShaneFreddyFazbearFazbear7 years ago

does partly know count?

Aaron Voborny12 years ago

67% of people wouldn't do this?!?! Wow. EVERY language in existence. That is SO MUCH knowledge. You could do SO many things. Damnit man. 67%? Come on!

Noot_NootMF7 months ago

I see no downside

RallyHitzZ9 years ago

This doesn't make sense... You can speak every language ever. But... Not the ones you already know. I'm going for a dis. On this one.

PritalHirani8 years ago

I know English wtf this is retarted

H6068 years ago

You can yell and whisper any languages you already know however. Loophole.

milkboi3334 years ago

alright i"m english so then i can just therfore speak with an accent

Moonsterandrew200310 years ago

lolz speak in Japanese and move to Japan -Kawaii xD

FuckJustinBeiber9 years ago

What if u know them all

no name5789 years ago

MOAR MOAR MOAR MOAR MOAR MOAR MOAR MOAR MOAR MOAR MOAR MOAR MOAR MOAR MOAR MOAR MOAR MOAR MOAR MOAR MOAR MOAR MOAR MOAR

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SamanthaKrause7 years ago

I refuse I speak sarcasm

LazyOrigami11 years ago

I could speak Chinese? I'm slamming the button with my hammer! YES!

RohanSheppard7 years ago

EGYPT, HERE I COME!!!

ApocalypseGaming9 years ago

I know English, Much Doge, TeMmIe!1! And a little Glados, but dont get your hopes up, you will die eventually.

Reece360 hd 29 years ago

I'll speak Scottish then

Toodles9 years ago

I know English,Portuguese, spanish and a little of French but honestly I think I would rather watch anime and listen to k-pop without subtitles...and plus I can still understand the other languages, I just can't speak them but I can write them

andreithepotatoman3 years ago

ya no hablo ingles

TyCuff12349 years ago

Fucking dick su cker

Con8 years ago

Social Justice English is what I know. Proper English I would know after and would literally not understand sjws. ALL WIN

man burger 30009 years ago

you can relern right?

toothlessrider5 years ago

I only know English soooooo, yet gonna hit the button

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