Me: "Ma"am, I'll have you know that I am a registered sex offender only because I enjoy shapeshifting into other people.
Woman: "Cool! I'm just gonna go." *Proceeds to call cops.
Cop: "Hey! Jerry! What are you doing here? I thought you were at the precin...[Show full comment]
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AngelicFoxLover11 years ago
So because I wanna be a fox... I have to touch it's butt?? *Picks up a fox* "Sorry foxy..." *pokes butt* "Yay"
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