Will You Press The Button?

Project_Oden 10 years ago

Me: "Ma"am, I'll have you know that I am a registered sex offender only because I enjoy shapeshifting into other people. Woman: "Cool! I'm just gonna go." *Proceeds to call cops. Cop: "Hey! Jerry! What are you doing here? I thought you were at the precin... [Show full comment]

AngelicFoxLover 11 years ago

So because I wanna be a fox... I have to touch it's butt?? *Picks up a fox* "Sorry foxy..." *pokes butt* "Yay"

Protogen_639 3 years ago

i would do that anyways

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Jas2au 11 years ago

Who said no gloves?

ButterBoyGamer 10 years ago

True

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MohamadMogharbel 9 years ago

Who comes up with these?

me24596 6 years ago

good question-

jtownsend 10 years ago

If you need help, think: "Superpower or no superower?"

Fj Singh 13 years ago

i am gonna get so much Pussy

Wysocrazy1 4 years ago

Facts

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Blu2 5 years ago

Ain't this spy from TF2 fandom?

QuantumButter 11 years ago

( Í¡° ÍœÊ– Í¡°)

AlyssaðŸ¦„ðŸ’© 10 years ago

lol trump haters for life

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Your-Face-is-Enforip 9 years ago

So? just have a baby with them before turning into them and have a baby with someone else. Loop. B)

THEQB 9 years ago

So I become the spy from team fortress 2

Bonkboy 5 years ago

Off to visit your mother!

its me els 11 years ago

IK HEB M!!!! :):):)

its me els 11 years ago

IK OOK!!

KFNGook 10 years ago

Yo fr tho if u wanna be Kim Jong Un that"d be weird how that shit works

ButterBoyGamer 10 years ago

(Puts on Gloves) Here goes nothi- OH, SWEET GOD OF HELL!!!

Fgfg Vgcvfg 13 years ago

*Touches pics of famous people online to disguise myself* (Ex: Michael Jackson, Nyan Cat, Troll Face, etc.)

me24596 6 years ago

it needs to be their BARE groin

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Kyler Kathan 13 years ago

Gain an at will ability. The ability is subject to limitations. Ok, it's still a positive gain.

Jazz Jennings 13 years ago

Matt Smith, where's the downside?

ButterBoyGamer 10 years ago

LOL!

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Kinna Morgan 13 years ago

*touches famous people*

KK13 8 years ago

sure........ *never uses power*

xXwolfgirlXx 10 years ago

I may not use it, but it'd be a useful thing to be able to do. Although I wouldn't touch any groin except my boyfriends....

Tenjoubito 3 years ago

I mean, why would you NOT take this? If you don't want to touch them, you don't need to. Not like you're losing out on anything by just having the power...

Mr.Sueppchen 11 years ago

Ut does not mean I have to use, but later it can be usefull.

KillerCubePlays 10 years ago

Poke.

Eternalsleeper 5 years ago

so I get to touch anyone bet that"s a good deal, then I could disguise as them and make them look stupid in front of everyone

Jellybean240 11 years ago

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VelocityRaptor28 9 years ago

wear poisoned metal claws, kill and replace them. your eternal reward

SupaDupa 6 years ago

me who is horny:

asdfgawc1 12 years ago

Andy biersack

Imaunicornshh 11 years ago

You have to touch it but it never said with what. (50 ft pole over here)

ThePaulDude 10 years ago

EEEWWWWWWWWW!!!!!

IAmTheGayHuman...ExceptImAroace 8 months ago

...my aroace ass

SkylerFazbear123 11 years ago

but... what if... theyre not human

Kier11 8 years ago

That"s really not that bad.

Danny Buranich 13 years ago

Jennifer Lawrence?

Xxmetaglint 4 years ago

Call me the pussy master

Meowzic 11 years ago

I wouldn't be able to use my power then.

ShelbyC 9 years ago

This is like a "only in a crisis" sort of power.

pressmedont123 10 years ago

Not every has a groin

demutrudu 9 years ago

how will i do it exacly

Hi10110 10 years ago

You don't have to do this, but it may become useful in life

xxhh 5 years ago

这只是一个有特定条件的技能，就好比你要徒手攻击一个人，你就必须要接触他

rrw 11 years ago

A lot of people don't know the meaning of CAN/MAY. Literally nothing changes unless you want it to.

ninjawarriorjosh 7 years ago

Someone buff lit

TeamKobus2 10 years ago

How do i get there? Slip up trumps dick and disguise as him while 30 bodyguards are looking at me?

WetPotatoes 8 years ago

Win-Win situation my dudes

BartCloni 10 years ago

Godzilla. I'll be crushed by he balls.

meatloave 2 years ago

I will disguise myself as myself WITH a superpower ring and a cash card in my name that cant be lost, stolen or broken and with 500,000,000 tax free $ on it . No one will be able to tell the differance.... until I start doin superstuff

Family guy 11 years ago

So much pussy

Vic Fuentes 10 years ago

Gerard Way, Oli Sykes, Kellin Quinn, Andy Biersack, Jack Barakat, I see no downside.

Pegagenisus 5 years ago

What if your a girl or you want to turn into a girl 🤔

dtlux1 11 years ago

I don't have to do it, but if I ever wanted to I can.

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