You invent a time machine
but
Everytime you use it, you get smacked in the face by every historical figure
I will not


Jakitz2 months ago
Okay, but who said I had to use it? Might as well have it in a life or death situation.

Twisted_and_Evil_and_Dark9 months ago
Thats evil and twisted

NotAPotato10 years ago
It would be an honor to get slapped by Hitler and Stalin

Blaziken-kj3 years ago
I was thinking the same
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Mitchell9 years ago
Every person to exist is a historical figure, as they are figures from history. So in one use, every person to ever exist would slap u

catthug6 years ago
But after a while you would just get used to it
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flamingcat9 years ago
mom asks what did you do at school today i reply I GOT SLAPPED BY HITLER

Sailor_sapphire9 years ago
ow! Damnit Washington not so hard!!! My face hurts!

JacobMcKenna9 years ago
It"s finally 2017!! Happy new year everyone

redneonlights7 years ago
What? No, it"s JUNE 2018
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gayducklingchittytittybangbang9 years ago
I mean, ya. Fun times with my bro abraham

YoniGonzalezVandeVen7 years ago
What if you go to the future and get your self a invisible shield bubble or something like that they can't slap you anymore

Karma-the-cat8 years ago
"Wow George Washington it"s an honer to me-" SLAP

Allie543218 years ago
Dude that"s me

Fuckinggenius8 years ago
Just asking but how in hell is it possible that here"s people who commented 47 years ago? First PC:s were invented 47 years ago. They were expensive as hell And I really don't think this site existed back then. Except... Gasp... Time travelling!

Elizabeth Grace Bartram12 years ago
I would do it just for the lols i mean how many people can say that happened to them and it would make for a really funny story!

DrLinnerd7 years ago
I got slapped by Hitler
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Panfoo1239 years ago
Oh so i only need to get smacked in the face so i can time macheine behind hitler and shank him? thats easy

Wildj10 years ago
i will dodge

OguzhanYigit9 years ago
You wont

Ducksaremeanpeople8 years ago
First

NeatSocks8 years ago
Just invent it then have other people use it so no one gets slapped. Also if you really do want to use it then have another person copy the technology and make another machine then use that one.

I-WonderWhy8 years ago
I wouldn't use it all the time XD Only when I need it. Also, the button is terrible. Every historical figure is every one. Everyone has lived 1 second ago, even an unborn baby in the womb could slap you. XD

beep9 years ago
i dont want to time travel i just pressed the button for the opportunity to slap george washington

TFrizzle3516810 years ago
They're all dead anyway :)

MonsterOfMen10 years ago
Time machine.

Chloe Harkins12 years ago
It guarantees that you meet every major historical figure even if it is just to slap you in the face

Bread Cake12 years ago
http://i.imgur.com/NOECI0s.gif

Andrew Logan12 years ago
That's a lot of people to be smacked by, *every single time you use it*.

HowDareYou9 years ago
It would probably be a person that was historically significant in the year you choose to visit.. maybe just don't do it so often. Coming back to the present will get you slapped too I bet.

Mai-chan8 years ago
I just got smacked by Abraham Lincoln, Martin Luther King Jr., and Cleopatra in one day.

Lolzbutton11 years ago
What if I see myself? TiMe Paradox!!!

Jowen9 years ago
What if i time traveled at dinosaurs -regrets-

presstheidiot2 years ago
what counts as a figure here?

Wulframm10 years ago
i keep picturing being in a convertible and travelling down the time stream while countless historical figures fly at me.

Ihatejustunbieber9 years ago
LOL HITLER WOULD SLAP ME

Golden_Foxy04036 years ago
They didn't say how hard the slap It could be soft slap

miima10 years ago
It's not that I'd use it every day so getting slapped in the face once a month isn't so bad

DavidCervantesCameren8 years ago
OBOMA

Lazers7 years ago
Uses a time machine get rekt by a doge

Verdauga10 years ago
#HelmetsForTheWin

Randomguy67129 years ago
Worth it. I can slap Hitler!

Nathan Sabatini12 years ago
So worth it..

AmyWilliams9 years ago
So I'd be the Doctor...Dream come true!

oldnotweak9 years ago
that would kill you.

Karin Augustsson12 years ago
Totally worth it! xD

TheRealOJ3211 months ago
I will slap you.

MonsterOfMen10 years ago
Every single one. That's millions of people all smacking your face. No.

The-Unicorn-That-Landed-on-the-Moon8 years ago
By literally EVERY historical figure? Ever?! Oh God. That"s a lot of smacks. Still, TIME MACHINE!

jaguargirl 10 years ago
I can help you with that if I knew you I would bitch slap you but I'll probably appear as Queen Elizabeth.

lewis04283 years ago
avoid people

Snowpaw118 years ago
"Great Scott, Marty!" "What is is Doc?" "I believe there is something wrong with the time machine! I recently traversed the space-time-continuum, and I had my most unconventional encounter yet." "English, Doc." "George Washington smacked me!" "This is heavy..."

Kxguldut11 years ago
Lol fun

PikaManiac6289 years ago
They never said anyone in the future

Andy Scrivener12 years ago
Slapped by King George, eh?

Chinese potato9 years ago
Accidentally and gently right?

Mojo127 years ago
I would do thay

Mojo127 years ago
That

Akirax310 years ago
Idc if they punch me im a human tank.
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