You invent a time machine
but
Everytime you use it, you get smacked in the face by every historical figure
I will not

Twisted_and_Evil_and_Dark 2 years ago
Thats evil and twisted

Jakitz last year
Okay, but who said I had to use it? Might as well have it in a life or death situation.

NotAPotato 11 years ago
It would be an honor to get slapped by Hitler and Stalin

Blaziken-kj 4 years ago
I was thinking the same
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Mitchell 10 years ago
Every person to exist is a historical figure, as they are figures from history. So in one use, every person to ever exist would slap u

catthug 7 years ago
But after a while you would just get used to it
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flamingcat 10 years ago
mom asks what did you do at school today i reply I GOT SLAPPED BY HITLER

Sailor_sapphire 11 years ago
ow! Damnit Washington not so hard!!! My face hurts!

JacobMcKenna 10 years ago
It"s finally 2017!! Happy new year everyone

redneonlights 8 years ago
What? No, it"s JUNE 2018
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gayducklingchittytittybangbang 11 years ago
I mean, ya. Fun times with my bro abraham

YoniGonzalezVandeVen 8 years ago
What if you go to the future and get your self a invisible shield bubble or something like that they can't slap you anymore

Elizabeth Grace Bartram 13 years ago
I would do it just for the lols i mean how many people can say that happened to them and it would make for a really funny story!

DrLinnerd 8 years ago
I got slapped by Hitler
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Karma-the-cat 10 years ago
"Wow George Washington it"s an honer to me-" SLAP

Allie54321 9 years ago
Dude that"s me

Fuckinggenius 10 years ago
Just asking but how in hell is it possible that here"s people who commented 47 years ago? First PC:s were invented 47 years ago. They were expensive as hell And I really don't think this site existed back then. Except... Gasp... Time travelling!

Panfoo123 10 years ago
Oh so i only need to get smacked in the face so i can time macheine behind hitler and shank him? thats easy

Wildj 11 years ago
i will dodge

OguzhanYigit 10 years ago
You wont

Ducksaremeanpeople 9 years ago
First

NeatSocks 9 years ago
Just invent it then have other people use it so no one gets slapped. Also if you really do want to use it then have another person copy the technology and make another machine then use that one.

I-WonderWhy 10 years ago
I wouldn't use it all the time XD Only when I need it. Also, the button is terrible. Every historical figure is every one. Everyone has lived 1 second ago, even an unborn baby in the womb could slap you. XD

beep 10 years ago
i dont want to time travel i just pressed the button for the opportunity to slap george washington

MonsterOfMen 11 years ago
Every single one. That's millions of people all smacking your face. No.

TFrizzle35168 11 years ago
They're all dead anyway :)

MonsterOfMen 11 years ago
Time machine.

Chloe Harkins 13 years ago
It guarantees that you meet every major historical figure even if it is just to slap you in the face

Bread Cake 13 years ago
http://i.imgur.com/NOECI0s.gif

Andrew Logan 13 years ago
That's a lot of people to be smacked by, *every single time you use it*.

HowDareYou 10 years ago
It would probably be a person that was historically significant in the year you choose to visit.. maybe just don't do it so often. Coming back to the present will get you slapped too I bet.

NEONNUCLEUS 11 years ago
sell copies of the time machine then get metal implants all over ur face

dedirake 6 years ago
I'll use a face protector..

deablo hunter 11 years ago
I don't care if I get bitch slaped by Obama the asshole about isis

Allie54321 9 years ago
Mom:What did you do at school me: get slapped by Harriet Tubman

Mason Emlen 13 years ago
this is bitch slap

RobertEustes 8 years ago
Did you mean every historical figure Through Time or just the ones that are currently alive at the time.

shyhero 11 years ago
youch

Simone Lieberwirth 13 years ago
Worth it!

Zacattac 11 years ago
smack cam

SSSSAAAAAAASSSS 10 years ago
it didnt say all at once

SSSSAAAAAAASSSS 10 years ago
and plus it didnt say you couldn't slap back

Dan Bar Hida 13 years ago
Muhamad Ali ^ -_-

meatloave 2 years ago
All those slaps just to get to Marylin Monroe..... I hope she slaps me with her boobies.....that would be pretty sweet

Professor Nathan the first 11 years ago
U don't have to use it

shesbeautyshesgraceshesasassyace 9 years ago
i would be honored to be slapped by Amelia Earheart

Stropey 11 years ago
YES!!! I GET SMACKED IN THE FACE BY ELVIS!!!

willtheboi 4 years ago
how hard though?

horrible person 11 years ago
By EVERY HISTORICAL FIGURE?! Holy shit no, that's like billions of people!

horrible person 11 years ago
Unless it's only FAMOUS figures. That's still easily hundreds!

dad67 9 years ago
Lelz that would be funny tho

Astro Dime 12 years ago
I once saw a really intemse slap fight between two gron men. I imagine it would go something like that, so count me in!

tastybacon5 10 years ago
dosent say how hard.... giggity

Mara Ayessa Yu 13 years ago
Definatly worth it

AZM12Epic 11 years ago
Ummmm.......OK, why? I see no upside

gavinbrichardson 8 years ago
EVERY HISTORICAL FIGURE. There are millions of major historical figures. Hitler,Stalin, George Washington, Every US president, every single political leader ever, anyone who has done anything ever that changed the course of history.

Buckru 6 years ago
nice

dahmanner 11 years ago
qho cares. i still go back

laughs_menacingly 8 months ago
they will be laughing menacingly as they slap me in the face. no thanks.

Anipartom 11 years ago
that would be hilarious

HDDN_RUNE1 9 years ago
Fuck you cleopatra
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