You invent a time machine
but
Everytime you use it, you get smacked in the face by every historical figure
I will not


Twisted_and_Evil_and_Dark7 months ago
Thats evil and twisted

NotAPotato9 years ago
It would be an honor to get slapped by Hitler and Stalin

Blaziken-kj2 years ago
I was thinking the same
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Mitchell9 years ago
Every person to exist is a historical figure, as they are figures from history. So in one use, every person to ever exist would slap u

catthug6 years ago
But after a while you would just get used to it
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flamingcat9 years ago
mom asks what did you do at school today i reply I GOT SLAPPED BY HITLER

Sailor_sapphire9 years ago
ow! Damnit Washington not so hard!!! My face hurts!

JacobMcKenna8 years ago
It"s finally 2017!! Happy new year everyone

redneonlights7 years ago
What? No, it"s JUNE 2018
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gayducklingchittytittybangbang9 years ago
I mean, ya. Fun times with my bro abraham

YoniGonzalezVandeVen7 years ago
What if you go to the future and get your self a invisible shield bubble or something like that they can't slap you anymore

Karma-the-cat8 years ago
"Wow George Washington it"s an honer to me-" SLAP

Allie543218 years ago
Dude that"s me

Fuckinggenius8 years ago
Just asking but how in hell is it possible that here"s people who commented 47 years ago? First PC:s were invented 47 years ago. They were expensive as hell And I really don't think this site existed back then. Except... Gasp... Time travelling!

Elizabeth Grace Bartram12 years ago
I would do it just for the lols i mean how many people can say that happened to them and it would make for a really funny story!

DrLinnerd7 years ago
I got slapped by Hitler
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Panfoo1239 years ago
Oh so i only need to get smacked in the face so i can time macheine behind hitler and shank him? thats easy

Wildj9 years ago
i will dodge

OguzhanYigit8 years ago
You wont

Ducksaremeanpeople7 years ago
First

NeatSocks8 years ago
Just invent it then have other people use it so no one gets slapped. Also if you really do want to use it then have another person copy the technology and make another machine then use that one.

I-WonderWhy8 years ago
I wouldn't use it all the time XD Only when I need it. Also, the button is terrible. Every historical figure is every one. Everyone has lived 1 second ago, even an unborn baby in the womb could slap you. XD

beep8 years ago
i dont want to time travel i just pressed the button for the opportunity to slap george washington

TFrizzle351689 years ago
They're all dead anyway :)

MonsterOfMen9 years ago
Time machine.

Chloe Harkins12 years ago
It guarantees that you meet every major historical figure even if it is just to slap you in the face

Bread Cake12 years ago
http://i.imgur.com/NOECI0s.gif

Andrew Logan12 years ago
That's a lot of people to be smacked by, *every single time you use it*.

HowDareYou9 years ago
It would probably be a person that was historically significant in the year you choose to visit.. maybe just don't do it so often. Coming back to the present will get you slapped too I bet.

Zach Lusk12 years ago
So that means every historical figure from every civilization. So basically you would get beat to death if you used it.

Rawih9 years ago
that will hurt all those slaps

OscarZhang7 years ago
Hitler * smacks your safe* “NEIN”

Creeper_Tron9 years ago
Put clay on ur face and sell the handprint

SirNate9 years ago
limitation

Exactly7 years ago
A dinosaur"s foot? I'm all in!

Stropey10 years ago
YES!!! I GET SMACKED IN THE FACE BY ELVIS!!!

Tokayyoshi9 years ago
Red face

DragonFarts20048 years ago
I could say to my make believe friends "hey motherfuckers I just got slapped my George Washington

PaloozaChu11 years ago
Aaaand that's why I'll give it away.

randomperson349 years ago
no pain no gain

Usuario2 years ago
I WOULD BE SLAPED BY WILL SMITH

Isaax9 years ago
Nobody said I have to use it on MYSELF...

Hercules2129 years ago
if that includes hitler i would just kill him lol

Look4thestars7 years ago
I know about 10 people who would press this just to get slapped by Hamilton

damon bishop9 years ago
I would go to the futer

aklesh3 8 years ago
define historical. for all time. our within my own lifetime? would the time you go to determine how many?

Rebecca Foster12 years ago
But I'd have a time machine.

LiittleLeopard7 years ago
How many people can say they got slapped in the face by George Washington?

Patrick Shuan9 years ago
It Is a honor to me

Kippysame9 years ago
Screw it I'm making a Tardis

Elise Taylor12 years ago
TIME MACHINES = BAD! WHEN WILL HUMANITY GET THIS!

mashow12 months ago
Smacked lightly huh...?

Watertoon9 years ago
Every! Considering future and past, different planets... It would go on forever!

TheSender8 years ago
I would get it and sell it for loads of cash

immortalpoet10 years ago
Then I'd only have to use it once to be killed since EVERY time I use it I get smacked by EVERY historical figure and there are thousands. That means 1 use = thousands of smacks.

dedirake4 years ago
I'll use a face protector..

deablo hunter9 years ago
I don't care if I get bitch slaped by Obama the asshole about isis

Allie543218 years ago
Mom:What did you do at school me: get slapped by Harriet Tubman
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