HAH! HEY LIL CHRISTIAN KIDS! IF GAYS ARE BORN GAY THEN WHY WOULD GOD SEND THEM TO HELL? (a pedophilic priest furrows his brow at me) also, jesus isnt real.
Anormalnoob5 years ago
Whats wrong with being gay? And jebus is most likely real. But thats your opinion.
Does it count for enough that I'm an atheist and lesbian?
Tricky8 years ago
I am gay, atheist, anti-conservative, hate the ideology of the upper class, brazilian and white. If it wasn't for the white I already would be everything they hate, but I can be considered latin for being brazilian anyway
Uh you change everything about you and loose your identity
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Alex Bygrave12 years ago
I already am. So there's no real downside here
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Ashah Shephard12 years ago
I’m already everything the stereotypical straight Christian middle-aged conservative upper class American white man hates but at least I can tell everyone I know “you owe me one for like ever haha sucker†so I think I’m the winner here.
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Jack Seage12 years ago
There are maybe five or six people in the world (let alone America) who fit that description perfectly, so as long as none of these people gain any real power... I should be fine... right?
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Palmertime8 years ago
I already am lol no downsides
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Dayna Morris12 years ago
Already a girl and an equal right suppoter
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Waytoomanyfandoms4 years ago
Theres no downside. They would already hate me if they knew i even exist
Waytoomanyfandoms4 years ago
Maybe there is a downside. My family kinda sucks so idk
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Spewkies9 years ago
Oh well.
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kazwolf9 years ago
so i become a black gay muslim latino and everything that is not white?
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Scatman6 years ago
What is loved one?
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Donderpants9 years ago
I'm a New Zealander.
I'm Christian.
I'm white.
I'm male.
I'm straight.
I'm upper middle class.
I'm a teen.
I don't see an awful lot that wouldn't have to change about me for that to become the case. The only thing about me he would dislike is that...[Show full comment]
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Hpfan21508 years ago
I already am what they hate
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creepershane9 years ago
I ah don't believe in god I believe in Greek gods and goddess's
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LunaSilver8 years ago
*gets a sledgehammer* *slams the living shits out of that button*
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robina8 years ago
That awkward moment when your current status is a perfect reflection of the "downside"
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irishdragon510 years ago
So... a stereotypical straight, atheist, college-aged, liberal, upper class, American, white man? I could take that.
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TectonicNovalast year
Already am
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Spadehound9 years ago
So I'll become a black politician? Alright.
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Zdrake3 years ago
How is this a bad thing
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The Howling Wolf9 years ago
What is that like?
Im batmaan9 years ago
Jesus resurrected and their is documented proof is that enough evidence for you
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Kritzy7 years ago
This only applies for one type of person? I live in Europe. Win win
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DudeMan9 years ago
so i would be a gay muslium transgender satanist
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Redstarrising8 years ago
So id be a gay black muslim jew?
robina8 years ago
A muslim jew... yes, that"s exactly what youd be
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xxxAxxxSILENTxxxDEATHxxx11 years ago
That's exactly what I am now... a teenaged emo, pansexual, foreign, depressed, poor, undereducated, anticapitalist, Satanic, anarchist, self-destructive societal burden that seeks the end of corruption in modern society.
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lexi-the-homosexual-dragonborn8 years ago
I'm already what the stereotypical straight Christian middle aged conservative upperclass American white man hates
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Scottieboy20209 years ago
I already fit that category for the most part, so... Hey, my beloved are happy. For. The. WIN!!!
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BambieTheButtonSlapper8 years ago
Oh sorry fam I can't
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TheNerdLord5 years ago
So I'm a democratic, black lesbian feminist who"s also transgender? I'll take it for my family.
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Yolo4209 years ago
Yay, stereotype christians think I'm a terrorist.
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oddmanwhodoesshenaniganslast year
abnormal gay atheist young liberal lowed class mexican
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Kalika8 years ago
If someone hates you, they arn't a real Christian
Tricky8 years ago
The stereotypical described men are not real christians then
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Andrew Parker12 years ago
Done and Done
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Yeetthatmeat7 years ago
Black people?
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Batman57579 years ago
Find the 2 and tomorrow youy will be kissed 555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555255555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555.Count d...[Show full comment]
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EricaRomero8 years ago
awesome im already a gay hispanic female so why not
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