Will You Press The Button?

TurnedIntoaDragon9 years ago

help me humans I turned myself into a fire-breathing dragon by accident and cant turn myself back!

stayAdragon8 years ago

just sray one

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ThePurpleCharizard9 years ago

HAH! HEY LIL CHRISTIAN KIDS! IF GAYS ARE BORN GAY THEN WHY WOULD GOD SEND THEM TO HELL? (a pedophilic priest furrows his brow at me) also, jesus isnt real.

Anormalnoob5 years ago

Whats wrong with being gay? And jebus is most likely real. But thats your opinion.

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Lostfeather2378 years ago

Does it count for enough that I'm an atheist and lesbian?

Tricky8 years ago

I am gay, atheist, anti-conservative, hate the ideology of the upper class, brazilian and white. If it wasn't for the white I already would be everything they hate, but I can be considered latin for being brazilian anyway

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SavageAnimeGod7 years ago

Downside being what exactly?

Woilock9 years ago

Why wouldn't I like to tbe hated by stupid american dicks?

dark_wolf19949 years ago

I just pressed a button that would get rid of these types of questions. Ugh.

Tricky8 years ago

I feel sorry for us. Btw I pressed a similar button

Lilith Rose Adams12 years ago

Win-win situation c:

StormTDR7 years ago

What....

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Scott Oakes12 years ago

Oh, brilliant! I'm already a gay, Muslim, young, Communist, lower-class, Arabian black woman!

Uzumakl_Naruto3 years ago

Hey Muslim isn't the opposite of Christian isn't that satanism

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Akko_Rishtar8 years ago

So I become rich too

Itsmehomie8 years ago

I'm bisexual so I don't care if someone hates me for me

Goat Demon8 years ago

I already am everything the stereotypical straight, Christian, middle-aged, conservative, upper class, American, white man hates.

CharlesDeye8 years ago

I would make my family happy regardless

they_called_us_fangirl 9 years ago

I'm already like that so I think I'll just press that button

Z_Emruld7 years ago

Meee too

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cooldood409 years ago

no downside

Marco Paschetta12 years ago

Wait, where's the downside?

Taker_of_Hells4 years ago

Uh you change everything about you and loose your identity

Alex Bygrave12 years ago

I already am. So there's no real downside here

Ashah Shephard12 years ago

Iâ€™m already everything the stereotypical straight Christian middle-aged conservative upper class American white man hates but at least I can tell everyone I know â€œyou owe me one for like ever haha suckerâ€ so I think Iâ€™m the winner here.

Jack Seage12 years ago

There are maybe five or six people in the world (let alone America) who fit that description perfectly, so as long as none of these people gain any real power... I should be fine... right?

Charlescausewhynotlast year

Oh fuck yeah, this is already who I am

ROCKET CHU 9 years ago

The second part is achieved by simply saying FUCK THE SYSTEM,FUCK THE GOVERNMENT AND FUCK SOCIETY

Granville R. Parham12 years ago

Done.

ValerieParker7 years ago

lol I already am

philluminati9 years ago

I already am

Lohmann8 years ago

Okay but there is literally no downside it just gets better

NightPanda9 years ago

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mickeyneedshelp7 years ago

so.. no change?

JoelXDaaa9 years ago

i'm atheist :/

CaraWettasinghe8 years ago

I am already lesbian, and a very big democrat.

Burrito_Guy370210 years ago

Well we know who that stereotypical crowd is; everyone that said they wont click the button

Suspect3 years ago

Hell fucking yes I’m everything but the middle aged anyways

crazybear169 years ago

It's too bloody racist

Palmertime8 years ago

I already am lol no downsides

Dayna Morris12 years ago

Already a girl and an equal right suppoter

Waytoomanyfandoms4 years ago

Theres no downside. They would already hate me if they knew i even exist

Waytoomanyfandoms4 years ago

Maybe there is a downside. My family kinda sucks so idk

Spewkies9 years ago

Oh well.

kazwolf9 years ago

so i become a black gay muslim latino and everything that is not white?

Scatman6 years ago

What is loved one?

Donderpants9 years ago

I'm a New Zealander. I'm Christian. I'm white. I'm male. I'm straight. I'm upper middle class. I'm a teen. I don't see an awful lot that wouldn't have to change about me for that to become the case. The only thing about me he would dislike is that...[Show full comment]