You become an instant millionaire and never have to work again
but
The only people who fall in love with you for the rest of your life are creepy stalkers
I will not


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Banette 11 years ago
Just because they're stalkers doesn't mean they are bad people.

SHUASAKI 18 days ago
Real.
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shadowhacked 11 years ago
get my personal army of mercenaries to kill anyone dumb shit enough to try who's with me?

SHUASAKI 18 days ago
Actually batman.
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Erog 7 years ago
Hmm, are any of the stalkers likable?

unimportant 9 years ago
the life of some celebrities

Steven Stulock 13 years ago
We have a lot in common.

ewgie 11 years ago
You relief what
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WBGrock 11 years ago
Oohh can i get Overly Attached Girlfriend? She's cute!

SpoopityWhoopity 4 years ago
kill yourself
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Jauchaelle 11 years ago
I hope there are female stalkers.....

Hamburger Guy 9 years ago
No. They"re gay.

Darth Derp 11 years ago
Sexy creepy stalker.

Kylo Ren (STAR WARS) 11 years ago
Ho Ho!

Ritty03 9 years ago
But thats the reasom theyre stalking me.................. Right?

Aschtad1409 9 years ago
Kill all of them

ThePaulDude 9 years ago
I know right? I even said the same thing with hiring a hitman.

Best name 10 years ago
... yandere?... They are normally both fun, loving, creepy, and hot all in one.

bailybailybailybaily 10 years ago
As long as I love my little creepy stalker too

Bombenbarut 10 years ago
What if the creepy stalker is Yuno gasai

KawaiiSparkyBubbles123 11 years ago
Everyday life..

Oggy 11 years ago
So all yanderes fall in love with me?

HEADS GROW BACK 11 years ago
Reminds me of Yandere-Chan.

ThatDemonMikki 11 years ago
Awwww Yeah, Yandere's, here I come!

Beth Makara 13 years ago
Murderous or not murderous

SatanSpoon 9 years ago
@Hamburger Guy Murderous: Very Yandere-like. But, you must learn from Megumi Shimizu, the ultimate Yandere. Not murderous: I believe that means the stalker isn't THAT head over heels
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Jamie Lynn Layton 13 years ago
Me: give you a million Dolores if you don't stalk me Man: ok. LOOP HOLE

Huntsman 11 years ago
Is it like yono or is it lick just likes to watch you?

Klauss Marcellus 11 years ago
Yeah Maggie, we dont need it. I just want power.

DATBOI69 10 years ago
my girlfriend is my stalker so i guess i dont have a downside

i_love_valve 9 years ago
Heoioioi hoi gois is mee

Andrastos 11 years ago
it says nothing about the person who actually loves me right now. So no downside here.

lisaewells 10 years ago
lol Ill just date my sexy teddy bear xD :* xD

Ceyosie 5 years ago
My bff stalks me so- WAIT BUTTON HERE I COMEEE

Nisse44 10 years ago
All ready have a lover 💏

Joao Kleber Nixon 13 years ago
maria nikki anyone?

AH PERSON 10 years ago
Just put them in prison for trespassing

ponyplayz 6 years ago
just kill the fucking stalkers

Im_hungry_30 11 years ago
You can pay people to like you

WinterMorriganBlackDreemurrTheScottishDaedra 9 years ago
So Yandere-chan?

ImpossibleZ 11 years ago
Well i got no creepy stalkers lol

Aguydude 9 years ago
You guys know they don't have to be males.

I like turtles 11 years ago
HELL YES!!!

Atheon 10 years ago
Yuno Gasai anyone?

Marshallmellow52 last year
what if the stalker is hot?

ORYX 11 years ago
i would like to have a Gasai Yuno stalking me

ThePaulDude 10 years ago
Hire an assassin to kill the stalkers, loophole!

yaboichips 5 years ago
dont have a love then. problem solved

creep112 11 years ago
who wants a creepy stalker to love him? even for money!

greendogblue 12 years ago
are they attractive creepy stalkers?

densch 8 years ago
Yuno, stalk me please! :O

janset 11 years ago
imma die alone lmaoo

KKKsupremeleader 10 years ago
Don't have to fall in love

Francesco Vecchi 13 years ago
well maybe a creepy busty stalker would do

rndomeshite 11 years ago
so im fine with that

Rougecomment 10 years ago
What if that stalker is hot?

Ejparrot 11 years ago
I'll pay to have them taken away

Memes-make-dreams 9 years ago
be single ez
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