Will You Press The Button?

You become an instant millionaire and never have to work again

but

The only people who fall in love with you for the rest of your life are creepy stalkers

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Banette9 years ago

Just because they're stalkers doesn't mean they are bad people.

ButtonPressor90006 years ago

They also might actually look good

shadowhacked9 years ago

get my personal army of mercenaries to kill anyone dumb shit enough to try who's with me?

usuallyYES9 years ago

ikr that's like the best way to do it :P

unimportant7 years ago

the life of some celebrities

WBGrock9 years ago

Oohh can i get Overly Attached Girlfriend? She's cute!

SpoopityWhoopity2 years ago

kill yourself

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Erog5 years ago

Hmm, are any of the stalkers likable?

Steven Stulock12 years ago

We have a lot in common.

ewgie9 years ago

You relief what

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Jauchaelle9 years ago

I hope there are female stalkers.....

Hamburger Guy8 years ago

No. They"re gay.

Darth Derp9 years ago

Sexy creepy stalker.

Kylo Ren (STAR WARS)9 years ago

Ho Ho!

Ritty038 years ago

But thats the reasom theyre stalking me.................. Right?

Aschtad14098 years ago

Kill all of them

ThePaulDude7 years ago

I know right? I even said the same thing with hiring a hitman.

Best name8 years ago

... yandere?... They are normally both fun, loving, creepy, and hot all in one.

bailybailybailybaily8 years ago

As long as I love my little creepy stalker too

Bombenbarut 8 years ago

What if the creepy stalker is Yuno gasai

KawaiiSparkyBubbles1239 years ago

Everyday life..

Oggy9 years ago

So all yanderes fall in love with me?

HEADS GROW BACK9 years ago

Reminds me of Yandere-Chan.

ThatDemonMikki10 years ago

Awwww Yeah, Yandere's, here I come!

Beth Makara12 years ago

Murderous or not murderous

SatanSpoon7 years ago

@Hamburger Guy Murderous: Very Yandere-like. But, you must learn from Megumi Shimizu, the ultimate Yandere. Not murderous: I believe that means the stalker isn't THAT head over heels

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Jamie Lynn Layton12 years ago

Me: give you a million Dolores if you don't stalk me Man: ok. LOOP HOLE

abcx9 years ago

I would just buy expensive Shapeways puzzles and then live alone in a big mansion.

C4den4 years ago

one word sweet hOme AlAbAMA

Mr.Answerer9 years ago

I, the holy Mr.Answerer think, that its kind of normal to be stalked if you are a Multi or just a Millionare.

ShelbyWagner8 years ago

Whatever

XanderYFU7 years ago

U won't fall in love with nobody ,,""",, """,, |____|

mr nobody 1239 years ago

What if you get a group of mecieneries to kill them and keep the rest

Borismarko8 years ago

Dtalk me and you are rich

Cats_Cats_Laughin_Babys9 years ago

I would spend it

DATBOI698 years ago

my girlfriend is my stalker so i guess i dont have a downside

Huntsman 9 years ago

Is it like yono or is it lick just likes to watch you?

Klauss Marcellus9 years ago

Yeah Maggie, we dont need it. I just want power.

Ceyosie4 years ago

My bff stalks me so- WAIT BUTTON HERE I COMEEE

i_love_valve8 years ago

Heoioioi hoi gois is mee

Andrastos10 years ago

it says nothing about the person who actually loves me right now. So no downside here.

lisaewells9 years ago

lol Ill just date my sexy teddy bear xD :* xD

Nisse448 years ago

All ready have a lover 💏

Joao Kleber Nixon12 years ago

maria nikki anyone?

AH PERSON9 years ago

Just put them in prison for trespassing

ponyplayz5 years ago

just kill the fucking stalkers

Im_hungry_309 years ago

You can pay people to like you

WinterMorriganBlackDreemurrTheScottishDaedra7 years ago

So Yandere-chan?

ImpossibleZ9 years ago

Well i got no creepy stalkers lol

ORYX9 years ago

i would like to have a Gasai Yuno stalking me

Aguydude8 years ago

You guys know they don't have to be males.

I like turtles10 years ago

HELL YES!!!

Atheon9 years ago

Yuno Gasai anyone?

greendogblue11 years ago

are they attractive creepy stalkers?

ThePaulDude9 years ago

Hire an assassin to kill the stalkers, loophole!

yaboichips4 years ago

dont have a love then. problem solved

creep1129 years ago

who wants a creepy stalker to love him? even for money!

rndomeshite9 years ago

so im fine with that

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