Will You Press The Button?

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39804 (44%) people have pressed this button, while 50087 (56%) did not.

You become an instant millionaire and never have to work again

but

The only people who fall in love with you for the rest of your life are creepy stalkers

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Banette9 years ago

Just because they're stalkers doesn't mean they are bad people.

ButtonPressor90006 years ago

They also might actually look good

shadowhacked9 years ago

get my personal army of mercenaries to kill anyone dumb shit enough to try who's with me?

usuallyYES9 years ago

ikr that's like the best way to do it :P

unimportant7 years ago

the life of some celebrities

WBGrock9 years ago

Oohh can i get Overly Attached Girlfriend? She's cute!

SpoopityWhoopity2 years ago

kill yourself

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Erog5 years ago

Hmm, are any of the stalkers likable?

Steven Stulock12 years ago

We have a lot in common.

ewgie9 years ago

You relief what

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Jauchaelle9 years ago

I hope there are female stalkers.....

Hamburger Guy8 years ago

No. They"re gay.

Darth Derp9 years ago

Sexy creepy stalker.

Kylo Ren (STAR WARS)9 years ago

Ho Ho!

Ritty038 years ago

But thats the reasom theyre stalking me.................. Right?

Aschtad14098 years ago

Kill all of them

ThePaulDude7 years ago

I know right? I even said the same thing with hiring a hitman.

Best name8 years ago

... yandere?... They are normally both fun, loving, creepy, and hot all in one.

bailybailybailybaily8 years ago

As long as I love my little creepy stalker too

Bombenbarut 8 years ago

What if the creepy stalker is Yuno gasai

KawaiiSparkyBubbles1239 years ago

Everyday life..

Oggy9 years ago

So all yanderes fall in love with me?

HEADS GROW BACK9 years ago

Reminds me of Yandere-Chan.

ThatDemonMikki10 years ago

Awwww Yeah, Yandere's, here I come!

Beth Makara12 years ago

Murderous or not murderous

SatanSpoon7 years ago

@Hamburger Guy Murderous: Very Yandere-like. But, you must learn from Megumi Shimizu, the ultimate Yandere. Not murderous: I believe that means the stalker isn't THAT head over heels

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Jamie Lynn Layton12 years ago

Me: give you a million Dolores if you don't stalk me Man: ok. LOOP HOLE

AColdGuy4 years ago

Creepy stalkers aren't that bad. Every one has creepy stalked someone at least once. Plus, it doesn't says they need to creepy stalk ME.

xXCelestiaXx9 years ago

-COUGH- yandere -COUGH-

Warbaine8 years ago

If someone (who isn't me) had a yandere fetish this would be a win/win.

catbot200010 years ago

Can I pay someone to keep them away from me?

XVicent9 years ago

Yuno can you come pls

Drawesomethewizard8 years ago

Fuck no!

Bryan Rowland12 years ago

same as i am now but with lots of money

The1Dino_Man9 years ago

Just categorize the one you love as a creepy stalker, press the button, then see them the way you want

Pushdabutton7 years ago

Mk, so yandere-kun?

Cimitiri9 years ago

Pin the stalkers on eachother : p

Dilan9 years ago

Russia, ist that you?

ThePaulDude7 years ago

Just hire a hitman to pick off all the stalkers, job done.

Pyrox9 years ago

Looks out window'. 'HUE HUE HUE ITS TIME FOR DUH BUNG BOOCE ORAGY.

DarkPhantum9 years ago

What's the problem with stalkers? Someone has noticed you and still is

Mamerrill8 years ago

Who needs love when you have pets

zombieskys11710 years ago

Yeah yuno senpai

lizardmom.exe9 years ago

Im a creepy stalker so

Hyltran2 years ago

Woman doesn’t feel love anyway.

TrueRenegade8 years ago

I couldn't live with it.

Elias VÃ¤lkki12 years ago

just be friends with people?

bennyboy2229 years ago

ooops dont want to press that anymore!

procharleston14 years ago

its a win-win for me. im an asexual

Alexsupastar9 years ago

Umm isn't that what stalkers stalk?

Logic_Manuel9 years ago

Some stalkers can be guys lol

alolguy7 years ago

What about the people that aready are in love with you

DragonEXE8 years ago

Just kill em all you need to do is kill em

CMANIAC18 years ago

I see no issue

Maggiecool189 years ago

Fuck love .... who needs it

Min Yeon-ah9 years ago

Assassinate them

ILiveToOffendYou9 years ago

Pressed the button without reading the down side. i don't need too.

Freneticoptics9 years ago

Where's the downside to this? Millions of dollars and a loyal gf

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