Your dog can understand everything you say as though he were a human
but
He's fiercely disobedient
I will not

KataDark 2 years ago
Maybe if we say the opposite of what we wish, he will obey...?

SciArtHerp 9 years ago
Meh. That"s my dogs already.

Andrew Cotton 13 years ago
Insert Dr who refrence that gets me tons of likes cause people are fanboys to the max.

Kamek71 6 years ago
don't like he"s at funny number
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sewell 9 years ago
well isnt that a dog anyway

NightmareBlue 9 years ago
my dogs a she LOL

VelocityRaptor28 10 years ago
*cracks neck and fingers simultaneously* i think i can iron that out

Booper_Dooper 9 years ago
Just say the opposite of what you want him to do :D

cupcakejulian 2 years ago
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AnytaRoel 9 years ago
Pretty much nothing new at that point... at least now she'll understand me.

Sefirosu200x 10 years ago
Don't have a dog, don't want a dog. I have a cat. If you said a cat, I wouldn't have slammed the "will not" button so hard.

Kulles 10 years ago
Nothing would change. I'm pretty sure the smug bastard gets every word I say, but insists on playing dumb.

DontPressButton 10 years ago
DON'T PEE OUTSIDE! DON'T EAT THE DOG FOOD!! DON'T VICIOUSLY MAUL THAT PERSON!!

KiwiMaya 9 years ago
Lol!

5x01 10 years ago
can one of you people do a questionwith a downside like you can you super strength what the f***

Zac Workman 11 years ago
I like my dog not knowing what I say

popcornface@outlook.com 11 years ago
I do not have a dog soo free dog is good for me.. Also tell him not to listen to you so he now will... FREE DOG AND HE "OBEYS"!? GOOD ENOUGH FOR ME

Phillip Qz 13 years ago
Tell him not to listen to you.

Enderperson 11 years ago
Lolol

Matt Stiller 13 years ago
So your dog becomes a cat? No.

masterjt60 9 years ago
We can't let dogs become cats
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Willard Miller 13 years ago
Grammatical Loophole: My dog's a girl, so *she* will be just as obedient.

masterjt60 9 years ago
Same
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Sotos Ablaze 13 years ago
I have no dog

xXRainbowBlazeXx 11 years ago
Same

The360MlgNoscoper 8 years ago
I don’t own a DOGG

Karu Suzume 13 years ago
She doesn't obey anyways xD

johncenarfanboy600 10 years ago
IT SAYS HE MINES A SHE

CoCMan 11 years ago
If he could understand me I could teach him to be obedient

superstargamer11 10 years ago
I rather not....

abab123 11 years ago
tell him to be obedient

ThePaulDude 9 years ago
Reverse psychology your dog to do anything you say.

ScottishCookie 4 years ago
Damn it I don't have a dog!

philtheninja 11 years ago
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andrewplays4 11 years ago
train him! mother fucker train hiM!!!!! also Dr who references are funny and make sense to me so fuck off!

Kitsu1989 10 years ago
There is no dog

Mr-Accurate-Spinosaurus 6 years ago
So it"s basically Kayako from ghost stories but with a dog instead of a cat

yaaay 11 years ago
basically, a normal dog's attitude with the human understanding abylity

DragoonBlaize 11 years ago
Traduction : He is a bitch !

Weirdo_artist 8 years ago
What if my dog is a girl?

SuperMarioGirl 10 years ago
I don't know what disobedient means so I just pressed it

Wally2070 10 years ago
It means they dont listen..

and-peggy 9 years ago
This is not an upside. Your disobedient dog would be, well, disobedient.

BonBonBun 11 years ago
Oh. You mean a Teenager.

Bonniechu last year
I don't have dog

LetMeHomuHomuYou 11 years ago
I don't have a dog

ALoneTenno 11 years ago
My dog's an asshole anyways. With this I could just cuss him out and he'd understand me xD

ThegreatBritishghost 4 years ago
It says he but I have a she ha

MangoMadness 11 years ago
I don't even have a dog -_-

Edward99942 9 years ago
Just don't have a dog

Some-guy-idk 8 years ago
Sounds like me-

Oliviakemp 12 years ago
So having a fourteen year old?

WhyDoesThisHappenEveryTime63 10 years ago
I wanna talkin dog!

chris ain't dat good 11 years ago
I don't have a dog, lol

ghfd 11 years ago
Does that mean i get a dog

ElsaPabst 9 years ago
My dog is annoyingly disobedient anyway, and it would be awesome to understand him!

StickBoi42 3 years ago
Don't sit.

YouJustWastedYourTimeReadingMyLongUsername 11 years ago
tell him not to do what he is told
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