Will You Press The Button?

KataDark 2 years ago

Maybe if we say the opposite of what we wish, he will obey...?

SciArtHerp 9 years ago

Meh. That"s my dogs already.

Andrew Cotton 13 years ago

Insert Dr who refrence that gets me tons of likes cause people are fanboys to the max.

Kamek71 6 years ago

don't like he"s at funny number

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sewell 9 years ago

well isnt that a dog anyway

NightmareBlue 9 years ago

my dogs a she LOL

VelocityRaptor28 10 years ago

*cracks neck and fingers simultaneously* i think i can iron that out

Booper_Dooper 9 years ago

Just say the opposite of what you want him to do :D

cupcakejulian 2 years ago

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AnytaRoel 9 years ago

Pretty much nothing new at that point... at least now she'll understand me.

Sefirosu200x 10 years ago

Don't have a dog, don't want a dog. I have a cat. If you said a cat, I wouldn't have slammed the "will not" button so hard.

Kulles 10 years ago

Nothing would change. I'm pretty sure the smug bastard gets every word I say, but insists on playing dumb.

DontPressButton 10 years ago

DON'T PEE OUTSIDE! DON'T EAT THE DOG FOOD!! DON'T VICIOUSLY MAUL THAT PERSON!!

KiwiMaya 9 years ago

Lol!

5x01 10 years ago

can one of you people do a questionwith a downside like you can you super strength what the f***

Zac Workman 11 years ago

I like my dog not knowing what I say

popcornface@outlook.com 11 years ago

I do not have a dog soo free dog is good for me.. Also tell him not to listen to you so he now will... FREE DOG AND HE "OBEYS"!? GOOD ENOUGH FOR ME

Phillip Qz 13 years ago

Tell him not to listen to you.

Enderperson 11 years ago

Lolol

Matt Stiller 13 years ago

So your dog becomes a cat? No.

masterjt60 9 years ago

We can't let dogs become cats

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Willard Miller 13 years ago

Grammatical Loophole: My dog's a girl, so *she* will be just as obedient.

masterjt60 9 years ago

Same

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Sotos Ablaze 13 years ago

I have no dog

xXRainbowBlazeXx 11 years ago

Same

KittenLover_7 3 years ago

So your dog becomes a cat lol.

MattD1211 11 years ago

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Enderperson 11 years ago

Fuck u dude

thebeavers 11 years ago

Reverse cytology

AmyWilliams 11 years ago

Get two dogs.

cindersprite 6 years ago

So basically... my dog is a cat now?

HotSauceBear 11 years ago

dont have a dog

IM NOT A ROBOT 11 years ago

THEN I WILL PUT ON NYAN CAT FOR HIM THEN HE WILL BE GOOD TO MEEEEEEE

TheDisguisedFlamingo 8 years ago

Say the opposite of what you want them to do. LOOPHOLE!

Ramen Williamson 13 years ago

Describes my dogs perfectly.

SillyLili 10 years ago

So in other words, he's a fucking savage? ðŸ˜‚

IK 9 years ago

hahaha nothing will change !

Steven Stulock 13 years ago

The last thing I need is another animal to rat me out when I try to steal cookies from the cookie jar.

Serious pokemon 11 years ago

Just train him

looseice 6 months ago

Even though I could say the opposite - like if I didn't want him to bite people, I could just tell him "go bite someone whenever you see them" - but I don't want to do that, it's too exhausting

IamADuck 11 years ago

Just say the opposite of what u want him to do

Lucyisboss 11 years ago

My dog doesn't listen anyway. Lol

Dac00ldude69420 4 years ago

Just call of duty trash talk him into obeying you

Pepewentz 11 years ago

This should be a TV show

Kowhai 9 years ago

=ALEX FIERRO=

Harrypotter4eva 8 years ago

That would be hilarious

dude-man 12 years ago

But I allergic to dogs:(

NewtScamander69 10 years ago

Get a cat

Bryse Myst 11 years ago

I'm a cat person.

Leonard Grote 13 years ago

sounds like a sitcom

Doritos Master 10 years ago

I dont have a dog

Enderperson 11 years ago

I have no dog

LeiaTheCool 11 years ago

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TheSlenderman 3 years ago

Collect my Pages

i like this game (jokes) 11 years ago

I don't have a dog I have a cat

Prism 9 years ago

I have had to deal with the most annoyingly disobedient bitch for a week now. If it can talk I would slit the fucker"s neck. I need anger management...

Bread-Emperor 5 years ago

I don't own a dog

John_The_Illusive_Man 11 years ago

John does not even have a dog! Who cares?!

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