Pizza is available to eat for every meal
but
Everyone has diariah so you can never get to the bathroom because armed gangs will take over every bathroom in the world
I will not


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zachintosh 10 years ago
how high was the person who wrote this?

SoonToBeDead 3 years ago
Extremely high
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MarcIsGod69 10 years ago
Shit on the floor

Amit123 8 years ago
Oh yeahhh it"s time to get schwifty
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DSFKLJfydsiop7zd978 5 years ago
I hate this fucking site

PressOrNotToPress 10 years ago
this was made by a 2 year old

TheRandomNerd 10 years ago
I'm fine with that, since diariah isn't a thing, so...

Fedxftw 9 years ago
It is

Jibril 9 years ago
Diariah doesn't exist so nothing happens

Travis James Cordeau 13 years ago
Wat

Kyrst 8 years ago
I want to hit the button because I feel evil... Wait what if you are the gang...
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TurtwigTuber 8 years ago
It may be a sacrifice but ill take it

TurtwigTuber 8 years ago
Nothing will seperate me and pizza

Rishav 9 years ago
What the hell...who wrote this...how high was the person who wrote this...

cockers 2 years ago
but you have an anime profile, therefore you cannot be trusted
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TheIceKube 10 years ago
BOI LETS ALL START SHITTING ON TREES >:D

megabells29 10 years ago
Right...
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Pizza641 5 years ago
who the hell is diariah

Coaster 10 years ago
Upside? I mean I like pizza but I don't want it every meal.

Tim Feldmann 13 years ago
WHAT the hell did I just read?

SamanthaMattis 9 years ago
I would rather pay for pizza
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Taker_of_Hells 6 years ago
Amazing kids movie plot

Zylokeion 9 years ago
Fine I will just shut in the woods

BobFaceASDF 9 years ago
What"s diariah

Josef Cullinane 13 years ago
This was written by a nine-year-old, wasn't it?

elkkula 10 years ago
Or asshole...
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Bobsunjeger 10 years ago
*JonTron* WHAT?

Allie54321 10 years ago
What does pizza has to do with armed gangs? Also what the bathroom at my house and my friends houses

Blue_Mage65 10 years ago
What.. the actual hell?

TeamKobus2 10 years ago
What is diarhia... do you mean diarrhea?

Sebplayz21 10 years ago
simple make u own toilet or live first class on a plane

Livvvv77 10 years ago
I Can Still Poop In A Bush, So i Clicked The Button :}

megabells29 10 years ago
Lol

CaptShrederatorFan 10 years ago
The heck? Sounds like Mad Max: Fury Diarrhea.

TurnedIntoDragon 10 years ago
Omg that made my day

KillerCubePlays 10 years ago
What's "diariah"?

Vixa 9 years ago
It says diariah not diarrhea
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UmJeremyHD 11 years ago
hum...I would join a gang then...

endermil 11 years ago
WTF XD

Dylan Cantrell 13 years ago
Don't know what Diariah is but I'm sure people wouldnt take over the bathrooms over it.

SuperKirby 8 years ago
Its a disorder that makes you compelled to take over bathrooms
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Thatonetrollingdude32 9 years ago
I love pizza but no

roinpony 11 years ago
I will poop on the graund in my yard

I_Dunno_Tbh 4 years ago
Is eating pizza for the rest of your life supposed to be a good thing?

TEMMIECHAT 10 years ago
But, I can buy pizza for every meal anytime I want it I wanted...

immortalpoet 11 years ago
Please learn to spell.

BlackRose66 9 years ago
They havent spelt diarrhoea right... I learned how to spell it in my earlier ages :3

MetaKnightFangirl 11 years ago
Well wtf is life right now...

GabiChi012 10 years ago
You can shit outside your garden

Ron Vaksman 13 years ago
worth it

Nook 9 years ago
Who wrote this hahaha

TheSmartOne (L00PH0LES) 11 years ago
Kid, you watch too many movies.

ArealgamerC 9 years ago
What?

DaBeastliest 11 years ago
i died when i read this XD

Mister-E 9 years ago
I'll Go where the bears go

Erentheghoul2 11 years ago
Ummm..... Wtf

smiff157 11 years ago
I don't like pizza

derpyking246 10 years ago
3 bathrooms at home so

Christopher Doherty 13 years ago
well that escalated quickly

Akothegreat last year
What?

Ynan 11 years ago
DONT READ THIS. YOU WILL BE KISSED ON THE NEAREST POSSIBLE FRIDAY BYrnTHE LOVE OF YOUR LIFE.TOMMOROW WILL BE THE BEST DAY OF YOUR LIFE. NOWrnYOU'VE STARTED READING THIS. DON'T STOP. THIS IS SO FREAKY.rn1. say your name ten times.rn2.say your mom's name fiv... [Show full comment]

Leafeon 9 years ago
Cheesy af
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