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Pizza is available to eat for every meal

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Everyone has diariah so you can never get to the bathroom because armed gangs will take over every bathroom in the world

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zachintosh 10 years ago

how high was the person who wrote this?

SoonToBeDead 3 years ago

Extremely high

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MarcIsGod69 10 years ago

Shit on the floor

Amit123 8 years ago

Oh yeahhh it"s time to get schwifty

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DSFKLJfydsiop7zd978 5 years ago

I hate this fucking site

PressOrNotToPress 10 years ago

this was made by a 2 year old

TheRandomNerd 10 years ago

I'm fine with that, since diariah isn't a thing, so...

Fedxftw 9 years ago

It is

Jibril 9 years ago

Diariah doesn't exist so nothing happens

Travis James Cordeau 13 years ago

Wat

Kyrst 8 years ago

I want to hit the button because I feel evil... Wait what if you are the gang...

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TurtwigTuber 8 years ago

It may be a sacrifice but ill take it

TurtwigTuber 8 years ago

Nothing will seperate me and pizza

Rishav 9 years ago

What the hell...who wrote this...how high was the person who wrote this...

cockers 2 years ago

but you have an anime profile, therefore you cannot be trusted

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TheIceKube 10 years ago

BOI LETS ALL START SHITTING ON TREES >:D

megabells29 10 years ago

Right...

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Pizza641 5 years ago

who the hell is diariah

Coaster 10 years ago

Upside? I mean I like pizza but I don't want it every meal.

Tim Feldmann 13 years ago

WHAT the hell did I just read?

SamanthaMattis 9 years ago

I would rather pay for pizza

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Taker_of_Hells 6 years ago

Amazing kids movie plot

Zylokeion 9 years ago

Fine I will just shut in the woods

BobFaceASDF 9 years ago

What"s diariah

Josef Cullinane 13 years ago

This was written by a nine-year-old, wasn't it?

elkkula 10 years ago

Or asshole...

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Bobsunjeger 10 years ago

*JonTron* WHAT?

Allie54321 10 years ago

What does pizza has to do with armed gangs? Also what the bathroom at my house and my friends houses

Blue_Mage65 10 years ago

What.. the actual hell?

TeamKobus2 10 years ago

What is diarhia... do you mean diarrhea?

Sebplayz21 10 years ago

simple make u own toilet or live first class on a plane

Livvvv77 10 years ago

I Can Still Poop In A Bush, So i Clicked The Button :}

megabells29 10 years ago

Lol

CaptShrederatorFan 10 years ago

The heck? Sounds like Mad Max: Fury Diarrhea.

TurnedIntoDragon 10 years ago

Omg that made my day

KillerCubePlays 10 years ago

What's "diariah"?

Vixa 9 years ago

It says diariah not diarrhea

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UmJeremyHD 11 years ago

hum...I would join a gang then...

endermil 11 years ago

WTF XD

Dylan Cantrell 13 years ago

Don't know what Diariah is but I'm sure people wouldnt take over the bathrooms over it.

SuperKirby 8 years ago

Its a disorder that makes you compelled to take over bathrooms

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WillYouPressTheButton?OrNot? 11 years ago

Why cant I just buy pizza every night?

Evan_Gray 9 years ago

at least it would end world hunger... am I right!?!

LittleMac 11 years ago

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Pizza641 5 years ago

im not gonna be available anytime soon

steelerbeast360 10 years ago

wtf reported

Maggie 12 years ago

This is what activia is for. It'll keep ya regular.

GalceonGod11 9 years ago

Crap diariah on gangs face and BOOM kung fu this crao

Dilbagdongs 11 years ago

Who wrote this? Pewdiepie?

ApocalypseGamer 8 years ago

Lmao

Banana bus is cucumber bus 10 years ago

Lol

Robert Coon 13 years ago

That's already true for me at my school and armed gangs haven't even shown their faces around here...

HolaSoyGerman. 11 years ago

This happens when you're high and use the internet. BAD THINGS HAPPEN

PrasenjitChanda 9 years ago

What the Shit!??!!!

MNITIMMY 10 years ago

South Park reference?

Vicsilver 9 years ago

poop out side duh

Spiderderp 11 years ago

Shit outside duh

Pffff 10 years ago

47 years ago?

Oskux 11 years ago

Ill just sell some pizza and make my own

Frisk_IsAPotato 9 years ago

But the armed gang will have diarrhea...

hunterdamaniac 11 years ago

just pee outside, behind a bush. Ive done it alot,

PeasyShipper69 5 years ago

why couldn't The Brain come up with this plot? He could"ve taken over the world easily like *snaps fingers* BOOM!

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