Will You Press The Button?

Maerinlast year

I don't fap, but I wanna go to hell, there will be my friends and ppl i admire xd

BrianRupram8 years ago

I don't fap like most perverts

CoasterBot7 years ago

Me neither.

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Grutzma9 years ago

This 66% are aliens?

yigitburkev7 years ago

No you can be happy in heaven more than fapping

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Onion Kiwi9 years ago

Ahahaha I'm going to Hell! <3

FuckedUpCat2 months ago

Same here

CharlotteTheQueenBee9 years ago

Ya I don't fap.

Tricky8 years ago

How old are you again?

Chris Can Fly12 years ago

Good thing Im Atheist âˆš

okigarcia20058 years ago

thats not a good thing

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BambieTheButtonSlapper8 years ago

Win win for the girls.

pdog3148 years ago

God is real

Fekisa2 years ago

If the Abrahamic god is real, it is a moral imperative that mankind oppose it. People who commit genocide out of pure jealously should never be kowtowed to.

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pdog3148 years ago

I am girl so ha

Tricky8 years ago

Being a girl doesn't stop you from being able to masturbate

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Trailman057 years ago

The upside is actually true

Vonpoop7 years ago

What is fap? I'm 11

StevetheninjaLXIX6 years ago

Ask your parents they'll tell you easily trust me

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Familybuziness7 years ago

I’m going to heaven even if I fap or not

StormyAnne8 years ago

I'm a girl. Do girls fap?

StevetheninjaLXIX6 years ago

Technically yes

oOBlakeOo8 years ago

I feel like heaven would be so boring and I don't even believe in the after life so... Also, I'm female.

NiftyChibi7 years ago

Doesn't matter whether you believe in the afterlife or not, because the button says, "You WILL go to heaven after you die", meaning that you will be reborn to have anything you want after you die in return for not fapping in this life.

liamjgrande8 years ago

I'll just make a robot to fap myself

Francoisomenerd8 years ago

dude. Im a girl i cant anyways

SherlockH-221B8 years ago

Good thing I'm Atheist. Lol

NiftyChibi7 years ago

Whether or not you believe in a religion doesn't change the button. The button states, "You WILL go to heaven after you die", meaning you WILL be reborn to have anything you want, whether or not you believe in a religion.

tacodog8 years ago

Whoever made this is weird :(

Claritygirl1279 years ago

I like how so many comments are people saying that heaven isnt real and stuff like that. Its a fake button. Debate somewhere else.

DoctorLemons9 years ago

Well, I am atheist, sooooo fap no.

tanakaisawso9 years ago

Ha I'm a girl win win

castawaycym9 years ago

god isn't real he is a myth.that was invented like this : hail the flying spaghetti monster!

dudebro1019 years ago

I can't fap I CAN'T FAP! !!!!

Lombax_Army9 years ago

NOO FAPPING!!!!! NOOOOO FAPPING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

The Marionette9 years ago

Not fapping in heaven is kinda logical, because Christians believe that masturbation is bad. This is what I've heard from my Christian friends. I'm Agnostic.

Rosy08059 years ago

Whats fap ðŸ˜°

Mghanem56 9 years ago

It's masturbating to ejaculate sperm and send it out of your penis by up and down movements

James Hungdaddy Booker12 years ago

Other people Fap you

Emeraldking6 years ago

Woe das gud

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Jacob Durst12 years ago

10000000000000000000000000000000000000000% not worth.

Endrr8 years ago

*FAP*

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Angel Eyler12 years ago

not even worth it. :| BTW Shanley, girls masturbate too :L

MilesTails8 years ago

well, dur dur

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Atroxiti3 years ago

Lmao imagine tho, am lucky to be a woman

-Delta-7 years ago

If he was real, i dont want to spend eternity with him, he hates gay people, women, and abortion rights.

Sansation9 years ago

Good thing I'm a girl XD

StephH8 years ago

fap is shit anyway.

barcelona_the_planet11 years ago

heaven sounds like boring shit

Piotr Grochowski9 years ago

Then you will go to hell.

ElisaTheDragon8 years ago

Once again, asexuals for the win

Gallix9 years ago

I'm an atheist

Veenilla 9 years ago

ya okay

DDDerek5 years ago

Well instead of fapping yoy can just have sex

DoctorDonna9 years ago

Im pretty shure you can get laid in heaven.

NiftyChibi7 years ago

LOOPHOLE: Fap in Heaven.

fantasticalWyrm9 years ago

Good, can finally stop....wait a second, the camera still on? CUT IT OUT!

Kittenlover1018 years ago

What"s fap? Was that supposed to be rap?

CursedFlames10 years ago

Heaven isn't real, so this is pointless.

mein-fuhrer7 years ago

it isn't heaven without fapping

NHLBlaster9 years ago

I'm not Christian

asshole10 years ago

Who needs to fap when you're having sex. And if u aren't having sex it isn't heaven in my book.

boobysfart273 years ago

a heaven with no fap is no heaven

pdog3148 years ago

what is fap

tacodog8 years ago

Fap means to masterbate. Don't feel bad, I had to look it up before deciding. I dont fap.

ticousen_4 years ago

I already have done atleast one of the seven deadly sins so… sure.

kit100kat9 years ago

HEAVEN DOES EXSIST

Eri9 years ago

Exist*

Flaming-grimdark-potat5 years ago

Haha i know I'm going to hell so Satan will let me do so surely. He"s a nice guy, he sure will let me

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