Will You Press The Button?

Maerinlast year

I don't fap, but I wanna go to hell, there will be my friends and ppl i admire xd

BrianRupram8 years ago

I don't fap like most perverts

CoasterBot7 years ago

Me neither.

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Grutzma9 years ago

This 66% are aliens?

yigitburkev7 years ago

No you can be happy in heaven more than fapping

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Onion Kiwi9 years ago

Ahahaha I'm going to Hell! <3

FuckedUpCat2 months ago

Same here

CharlotteTheQueenBee9 years ago

Ya I don't fap.

Tricky8 years ago

How old are you again?

Chris Can Fly12 years ago

Good thing Im Atheist âˆš

okigarcia20058 years ago

thats not a good thing

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BambieTheButtonSlapper8 years ago

Win win for the girls.

pdog3148 years ago

God is real

Fekisa2 years ago

If the Abrahamic god is real, it is a moral imperative that mankind oppose it. People who commit genocide out of pure jealously should never be kowtowed to.

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pdog3148 years ago

I am girl so ha

Tricky8 years ago

Being a girl doesn't stop you from being able to masturbate

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Trailman057 years ago

The upside is actually true

Vonpoop7 years ago

What is fap? I'm 11

StevetheninjaLXIX6 years ago

Ask your parents they'll tell you easily trust me

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Familybuziness7 years ago

I’m going to heaven even if I fap or not

StormyAnne8 years ago

I'm a girl. Do girls fap?

StevetheninjaLXIX6 years ago

Technically yes

oOBlakeOo8 years ago

I feel like heaven would be so boring and I don't even believe in the after life so... Also, I'm female.

NiftyChibi7 years ago

Doesn't matter whether you believe in the afterlife or not, because the button says, "You WILL go to heaven after you die", meaning that you will be reborn to have anything you want after you die in return for not fapping in this life.

liamjgrande8 years ago

I'll just make a robot to fap myself

Francoisomenerd8 years ago

dude. Im a girl i cant anyways

SherlockH-221B8 years ago

Good thing I'm Atheist. Lol

NiftyChibi7 years ago

Whether or not you believe in a religion doesn't change the button. The button states, "You WILL go to heaven after you die", meaning you WILL be reborn to have anything you want, whether or not you believe in a religion.

tacodog8 years ago

Whoever made this is weird :(

Claritygirl1279 years ago

I like how so many comments are people saying that heaven isnt real and stuff like that. Its a fake button. Debate somewhere else.

DoctorLemons9 years ago

Well, I am atheist, sooooo fap no.

tanakaisawso9 years ago

Ha I'm a girl win win

castawaycym9 years ago

god isn't real he is a myth.that was invented like this : hail the flying spaghetti monster!

dudebro1019 years ago

I can't fap I CAN'T FAP! !!!!

Lombax_Army9 years ago

NOO FAPPING!!!!! NOOOOO FAPPING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

The Marionette9 years ago

Not fapping in heaven is kinda logical, because Christians believe that masturbation is bad. This is what I've heard from my Christian friends. I'm Agnostic.

Rosy08059 years ago

Whats fap ðŸ˜°

Mghanem56 9 years ago

It's masturbating to ejaculate sperm and send it out of your penis by up and down movements

James Hungdaddy Booker12 years ago

Other people Fap you

Emeraldking6 years ago

Woe das gud

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Jacob Durst12 years ago

10000000000000000000000000000000000000000% not worth.

Endrr8 years ago

*FAP*

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Angel Eyler12 years ago

not even worth it. :| BTW Shanley, girls masturbate too :L

MilesTails8 years ago

well, dur dur

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phoenix159 years ago

Can't live without fapping.

ScottySireFan137 years ago

Wtf is faping? Does everyone know what this is and I’m just dumb or like are there other ppl out there who are very lost rn? 😂

jaidenslayer9 years ago

Yup good thing I'm atheist

saykosenpai288 years ago

I'm ready to kill myself

oldnotweak10 years ago

nah... fuck that

Someguyoutofnowhere9 years ago

I'm not religious but I don't fap anyway

ZaneFlare11 years ago

i'm apathetic

TeamAwesomeness3 years ago

This button doesn't have a period at the end of the second sentence. and I don't even know what that word means

SirFapAlot9 years ago

Read My Name SirFapAlot what do u think i do

MarbleStarry9 years ago

But you can have sex instead :p

Shanley Faye C Solar12 years ago

im a girl

Khush155 years ago

It doesnt mean you can't fuck the angels

MClover :D9 years ago

Well I dont fap sooo

Slurmp_8 years ago

What is so good about heaven anyway?

SilverShadow5258 years ago

Literally everything! But WAIT, there"s MORE!!!

Skull slasher9 years ago

I do not care cause i am too young

TreyHumphrey7 years ago

I don't know anything about fapping...🙁

TheRealLuckyLuke9 years ago

That means unlimited womens in my ears XD

TheACButtonPusher10 years ago

You will not make me press that button ever!!!

The_Dian2337 days ago

我为什么非要撸管????

qwertylion9 years ago

First of all I don't care and can't u just have sex w someone.

EPICSEGWAYMAN8 years ago

no need to fap in heaven, if heaven is eternal paradise and yo get your own personal heaven then you could satisfy your sexual needs

DirtyBrownieMix 10 years ago

What's the upside?

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