Will You Press The Button?

Psycho333 10 years ago

Immortality here i cum

Tasdid 4 years ago

immortality here he cums

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TamashiNeko 11 years ago

The only downside is becoming immortal.

Animefan9 8 years ago

You play Yandere Simulator

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JiggyCooter 10 years ago

Who doesn't masturbate every day? No, seriously.

fibsh 3 years ago

how does it feel being 8 years older

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CRZY DEADPOOL 10 years ago

Have a jerk off alarm.

Zac Workman 11 years ago

WHERES THE DOWNSIDE?

kristallfire 11 years ago

The immortality ofc

AwesomeBro404 9 years ago

Perfect. I can be near immortal but if I need to die, I could so no downside.

anonimo1273 11 years ago

i masturbate more than that a day

Kappador 10 years ago

If you don't want to be immortal anymore.. just stop masturbating?

Michaela Wallocha 13 years ago

I'm sure most people masturbate daily anyways.

H4CK1SB4D 4 years ago

Bro my daily is like 3 and my record is 7 no life 4 ever (kiding... not really)

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micmac200312 11 years ago

For all these ppl being like "Im an Immortal i cant die" An immortal can die but cant die of natural causes (Cancer M.S Ect) But you can die in battle

TamashiNeko 11 years ago

That logic makes about as much sense as the term "a pair of pants".

noobte 10 years ago

This is my second time at this button

Natewantstobtl4life 9 years ago

Jokes on you! Im a girl i can't masturbate!

SCG-1171 4 years ago

YEAH YOU CAN -my girlfriend next to me doing it now

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ThomasYoung 9 years ago

"Oh boy 3 a.m!"

Kyle Nikitow 10 years ago

So... business as usual, just immortal?

FurryDouchebag 9 years ago

I masterbate 5 times daily so im good.

imavirginnn 5 years ago

pfp goes perfectly with your comment

Emmy_B 9 years ago

The downside? I already masturbate daily

Epicloler22 9 years ago

Sounds good to me. Just my regular schedule but instead, i die if I don't complete my favorite action ever and on the upside I'm immortal. Even dying is a good aspect since I'm very depressed and slightly suicidal.

Banzai27 8 years ago

aRe YoU mY ClOnE? OH MAH GAWD

Jawadrian 9 years ago

I think I'm making like 50 people immortal...

M1ke-Oxb1g 9 years ago

In a way this means your mortality is up to you. Technically this means you can die whenever you want. That"s a good option to have just in case you get bored of life and fear that you'll go insane if existence becomes infinitely dull. Unfortunately it wou... [Show full comment]

AJSAWESOME1 10 years ago

1. Contradictory. It SPECIFICALLY states that you can't die, soooo... 2. I already do, so I win

sh99er 10 years ago

So i can chose to die, nice.

Taylorthefreespirit 10 years ago

I am masturbating now

Animefan9 8 years ago

Oookay, i guess

Taylorthefreespirit 10 years ago

I masturbate daily so no big deal

KawaiiKira 10 years ago

So, I can watch all of my family and friends die and watch humanity end as I"d be the only one left. Sounds AMAZING!!!! #ObviousSarcasmIsObvious

BossLoky 10 years ago

idk guys this sounds like hard wor- * slams button

Killergorilla 10 years ago

They act like I won't do that anyway

derpyking246 10 years ago

I do that any way

Coolcatkitty 10 years ago

I will not just watch my friends

coconut16728 11 years ago

lol sounds like a win/win to me

person302 11 years ago

My daily life + immortality

DoctorWhoFanClub1 11 years ago

The downside is? ... I love his question

Sudokori 12 years ago

Is stroking it for ten seconds count as masturbating

Jeremy Dunham 13 years ago

If you ever get tired of living you could just not masturbate

LREchoise 7 years ago

So true

livvyla2 12 years ago

This is a win win situation. I see no downside

L.n. James 13 years ago

As far as I can tell, this works out perfectly for me.

MissRika 10 years ago

Hahaha good to know xd

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Brandon Owens 13 years ago

so..my current life except i'll be immortal? wonderful!

Elif Erpolat 13 years ago

What's the point of being immortal? It'll get painful after a while. Every time you get close to someone or something, you will have to watch them wither away and die.

cajoplays 11 years ago

yes but if you want you can die in the same day

Maypaws 5 years ago

Sounds painful.

Tanner Rogers 13 years ago

sounds laget

shipqueen28 9 years ago

wait, what"s masturbating? i thought it said menstruate

Banzai27 8 years ago

Touching yourself

zachary820 11 years ago

This is just my life, but I become immortal

mr.niceness 11 years ago

im immortal i masturbate 5 times a day

Hentai&gt;Porn 11 years ago

I actually masturbate about 2 or 3 times a day sooooo...

shockwavebr 10 years ago

i do not even know how to masturbate

GemBuster 11 years ago

Maybe a problemas forma giros, but am gonna presa this button

Danoub 7 years ago

Wacking once a day is easy if you have a reminder and since you die if you dont do it, you can just choose when you want to die so none of the bad side effects of immortality affect you. Honestly for most of these you literally just have think about it for... [Show full comment]

Awkward 10 years ago

Ew but ok

Ask Brynjar Bruun Sejersted 13 years ago

that wouldn't be a prob

fibsh 3 years ago

already do that

MasochisticKitten 10 years ago

Literally no downside. "But u see ur luved 1ns die!!!1!" Stop fapping and the imortality wears off.

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