Sounds good to me. Just my regular schedule but instead, i die if I don't complete my favorite action ever and on the upside I'm immortal. Even dying is a good aspect since I'm very depressed and slightly suicidal.
Banzai278 years ago
aRe YoU mY ClOnE?
OH MAH GAWD
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Jawadrian9 years ago
I think I'm making like 50 people immortal...
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M1ke-Oxb1g9 years ago
In a way this means your mortality is up to you. Technically this means you can die whenever you want. That"s a good option to have just in case you get bored of life and fear that you'll go insane if existence becomes infinitely dull. Unfortunately it wou...[Show full comment]
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AJSAWESOME110 years ago
1. Contradictory. It SPECIFICALLY states that you can't die, soooo...
2. I already do, so I win
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sh99er10 years ago
So i can chose to die, nice.
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Taylorthefreespirit10 years ago
I am masturbating now
Animefan98 years ago
Oookay, i guess
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Taylorthefreespirit10 years ago
I masturbate daily so no big deal
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KawaiiKira10 years ago
So, I can watch all of my family and friends die and watch humanity end as I"d be the only one left. Sounds AMAZING!!!! #ObviousSarcasmIsObvious
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BossLoky10 years ago
idk guys this sounds like hard wor- * slams button
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Killergorilla10 years ago
They act like I won't do that anyway
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derpyking24610 years ago
I do that any way
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Coolcatkitty10 years ago
I will not just watch my friends
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coconut1672811 years ago
lol sounds like a win/win to me
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person30211 years ago
My daily life + immortality
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DoctorWhoFanClub1 11 years ago
The downside is? ... I
love his question
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Sudokori 12 years ago
Is stroking it for ten seconds count as masturbating
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Jeremy Dunham13 years ago
If you ever get tired of living you could just not masturbate
LREchoise7 years ago
So true
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livvyla212 years ago
This is a win win situation.
I see no downside
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L.n. James13 years ago
As far as I can tell, this works out perfectly for me.
so..my current life except i'll be immortal? wonderful!
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Elif Erpolat13 years ago
What's the point of being immortal? It'll get painful after a while. Every time you get close to someone or something, you will have to watch them wither away and die.
cajoplays11 years ago
yes but if you want you can die in the same day
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Maypaws5 years ago
Sounds painful.
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Tanner Rogers13 years ago
sounds laget
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shipqueen289 years ago
wait, what"s masturbating? i thought it said menstruate
Banzai278 years ago
Touching yourself
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zachary82011 years ago
This is just my life, but I become immortal
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mr.niceness11 years ago
im immortal i masturbate 5 times a day
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Hentai>Porn11 years ago
I actually masturbate about 2 or 3 times a day sooooo...
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shockwavebr10 years ago
i do not even know how to masturbate
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GemBuster11 years ago
Maybe a problemas forma giros, but am gonna presa this button
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Danoub7 years ago
Wacking once a day is easy if you have a reminder and since you die if you dont do it, you can just choose when you want to die so none of the bad side effects of immortality affect you. Honestly for most of these you literally just have think about it for...[Show full comment]
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Awkward10 years ago
Ew but ok
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Ask Brynjar Bruun Sejersted13 years ago
that wouldn't be a prob
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fibsh3 years ago
already do that
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MasochisticKitten10 years ago
Literally no downside. "But u see ur luved 1ns die!!!1!" Stop fapping and the imortality wears off.
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