You gain the power to come up with the perfect advice to give anyone in any situation
but
your advice cannot ever work for you
I will not

Leanne Atley 13 years ago
That's pretty much what my situation is anyways.

spirit_of_fire 8 years ago
Always
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DaxyTheTaxy 10 years ago
i shall be the love doctor.

NotTheProtagonist 4 years ago
*in sitcom music* He’s the LOVE-matic Gram-wait, who are you?
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Izzyb13700 7 years ago
Lol

aproy 8 years ago
That"s life.

ZachariahGrimm 8 years ago
Origami Yoda series anyone?

yourfavouritebaguette 9 years ago
charge people

IAmAFuzzyBuddy 9 years ago
I will be happy knowing that... I CAN HALP

Cameron Pickerill 13 years ago
Simple. My life stays the same. . . . except I become incredibly rich and powerful by giving perfect business advice to all my friends until we take over america together and run the country with a benevolent iron fist.

itskirito 10 years ago
pls let be friends :D
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SuperBrainz 9 years ago
Rather have people suffer Lol

AshyLane 9 years ago
i could become the worlds best psychologist

blong1 11 years ago
they can give me money tho

Jake Dempster 13 years ago
#mylife

James Planchard 13 years ago
This is already how it is.

JoeReaper 11 years ago
Make mad money off that

Ouatislife 8 years ago
So no matter what my life stays the exact same everyone I give advice to gets a perfect life and I am here giving them perfect advice and my life is literally crap

Loopiloop 11 years ago
why not

itskirito 10 years ago
you and your friend use this power: you help your friend and your friend helps you eZ

ThisIsMyPassword 9 years ago
Give someone the advice to make their advice work for you.

JohnPariah 12 years ago
well there's nothing to lose

Loophole man 10 years ago
What if I get in a similar situation

fuck dilemmas and logic 11 years ago
just to fuck up with everyone

xXplosionXx 11 years ago
1) advise to build a copy of yourself . . 2) advise to copy so they acquire your advising skills (they advise from your perspective, not theirs and therefore their advises work for them) . 3)Kill yourself, your copy remains. . . . . . . 4) Profit.

Huaky 5 years ago
Do the opposite of your advise

TheTwerkingDragon 11 years ago
MY LIFE!

computergirl10110 10 years ago
this is life for me.

William George Moore 13 years ago
that's like my friend vinnys situation

Caitlen 11 years ago
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redboots 10 years ago
meh

Marshmallow Dude Army 11 years ago
Sooo not much different then.

Coolsta4404 10 years ago
So I don't use the power when I want my own advise.

thatshortkid65 11 years ago
If you tell someone how to become president than chances are they will repay you at least a little.

HeyBoi 9 years ago
You mean I can't help myself?????

AssDonut 11 years ago
My life in a nutshell.

coolerdogpond12 2 years ago
NOOOOO ALPGRARAD GOT KILED IN AMOONG US :(((((((((

omichu 11 years ago
I care about other people more than myself anyways. I'd press the button.

BawbRaws 9 years ago
I'll just ask for someone else"s advice if I need to!

Jasmine Morse 13 years ago
This is me already

DashingPineapple 10 years ago
Simple. You charge people a percentage of their success in exchange for advice. If they become a billionaire, you become a millionaire by proxy. If they become a hedgefund manager, you make the condition that they have to manage your funds and grow them. Simplicity itself.

WetWer 11 years ago
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Tarcotic 10 years ago
I'm the new doctor phil bois

TheParasiter 11 years ago
How does everyone have their comments listed as 46 years ago?

xXplosionXx 11 years ago
unix fuckup thats how

Bakaa 6 years ago
Give people advice on how to give me good advice

MarshmallowQueen_ 10 years ago
I'm used to it so...

ItsNoob 11 years ago
Simple. I give the opposite advice to myself.

xXplosionXx 11 years ago
fail

P4bl0Que 8 years ago
So normal, but it won't work for me?

LogicWizard314 11 years ago
They want to give me good advice, and I'll tell them what they can tell me. Loophole

Lzke 9 years ago
Why the fuck would I give myself advice?

Seagrave 12 years ago
nobody listens when the advice is actually perfect.

DonnaAndTheDoctor 10 years ago
at least i can help others

Allie54321 10 years ago
He or she described my life almost
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