Simple. My life stays the same. . . . except I become incredibly rich and powerful by giving perfect business advice to all my friends until we take over america together and run the country with a benevolent iron fist.
So no matter what my life stays the exact same everyone I give advice to gets a perfect life and I am here giving them perfect advice and my life is literally crap
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Loopiloop11 years ago
why not
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itskirito10 years ago
you and your friend use this power: you help your friend and your friend helps you eZ
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ThisIsMyPassword9 years ago
Give someone the advice to make their advice work for you.
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JohnPariah12 years ago
well there's nothing to lose
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Loophole man10 years ago
What if I get in a similar situation
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fuck dilemmas and logic 11 years ago
just to fuck up with everyone
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xXplosionXx11 years ago
1) advise to build a copy of yourself . . 2) advise to copy so they acquire your advising skills (they advise from your perspective, not theirs and therefore their advises work for them) . 3)Kill yourself, your copy remains. . . . . . . 4) Profit.
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Huaky5 years ago
Do the opposite of your advise
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TheTwerkingDragon11 years ago
MY LIFE!
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computergirl1011010 years ago
this is life for me.
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William George Moore13 years ago
that's like my friend vinnys situation
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Caitlen11 years ago
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redboots10 years ago
meh
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Marshmallow Dude Army11 years ago
Sooo not much different then.
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Coolsta440410 years ago
So I don't use the power when I want my own advise.
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thatshortkid6511 years ago
If you tell someone how to become president than chances are they will repay you at least a little.
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HeyBoi9 years ago
You mean I can't help myself?????
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AssDonut11 years ago
My life in a nutshell.
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coolerdogpond122 years ago
NOOOOO ALPGRARAD GOT KILED IN AMOONG US :(((((((((
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omichu11 years ago
I care about other people more than myself anyways. I'd press the button.
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BawbRaws9 years ago
I'll just ask for someone else"s advice if I need to!
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Jasmine Morse13 years ago
This is me already
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DashingPineapple10 years ago
Simple. You charge people a percentage of their success in exchange for advice. If they become a billionaire, you become a millionaire by proxy. If they become a hedgefund manager, you make the condition that they have to manage your funds and grow them.
Simplicity itself.
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WetWer11 years ago
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Tarcotic10 years ago
I'm the new doctor phil bois
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TheParasiter11 years ago
How does everyone have their comments listed as 46 years ago?
xXplosionXx11 years ago
unix fuckup thats how
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Bakaa6 years ago
Give people advice on how to give me good advice
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MarshmallowQueen_10 years ago
I'm used to it so...
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ItsNoob11 years ago
Simple. I give the opposite advice to myself.
xXplosionXx11 years ago
fail
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P4bl0Que8 years ago
So normal, but it won't work for me?
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LogicWizard31411 years ago
They want to give me good advice, and I'll tell them what they can tell me. Loophole
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Lzke9 years ago
Why the fuck would I give myself advice?
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Seagrave12 years ago
nobody listens when the advice is actually perfect.
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