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You gain the power to come up with the perfect advice to give anyone in any situation
but
your advice cannot ever work for you
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Leanne Atley 13 years ago
That's pretty much what my situation is anyways.

spirit_of_fire 8 years ago
Always
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DaxyTheTaxy 10 years ago
i shall be the love doctor.

NotTheProtagonist 4 years ago
*in sitcom music* He’s the LOVE-matic Gram-wait, who are you?
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Izzyb13700 7 years ago
Lol

aproy 8 years ago
That"s life.

ZachariahGrimm 8 years ago
Origami Yoda series anyone?

yourfavouritebaguette 9 years ago
charge people

IAmAFuzzyBuddy 9 years ago
I will be happy knowing that... I CAN HALP

Cameron Pickerill 13 years ago
Simple. My life stays the same. . . . except I become incredibly rich and powerful by giving perfect business advice to all my friends until we take over america together and run the country with a benevolent iron fist.

itskirito 10 years ago
pls let be friends :D
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SuperBrainz 9 years ago
Rather have people suffer Lol

AshyLane 9 years ago
i could become the worlds best psychologist

blong1 11 years ago
they can give me money tho

Jake Dempster 13 years ago
#mylife

James Planchard 13 years ago
This is already how it is.

Lolipop98 11 years ago
am I pretty? Boy: no Girl: do you even want to be with me forever?rnBoy: nornGirl: do you even like me?rnBoy: nornGirl: would you cry if I walked awayrnBoy: nornShe'd heard enough and was hurt... She walked away with tears in her eyesrnThe boy grabbed her ... [Show full comment]

DavidRosky 8 years ago
So me, but I give people good advice?

pickledturtle 11 years ago
DONT READ THIS. YOU WILL BE KISSED ON THE NEAREST POSSIBLE FRIDAY BY THE LOVE OF YOUR LIFE.TOMMOROW WILL BE THE BEST DAY OF YOUR LIFE. NOW YOU'VE STARTED READING THIS. DON'T STOP. THIS IS SO FREAKY. say your name ten times.say your mom's name five times. s... [Show full comment]

chooie456 10 years ago
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Camalie 12 years ago
To be honest, I would rather help other people with this Even though it might drive me insane and make me kill myself in the long run...

Tavern123 10 years ago
Find the 2 and tomorrow youy will be kissed 555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555255555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555.Count d... [Show full comment]

mireia.aguado 11 years ago
This describes my life

Grifiano 9 years ago
No one ever listens to my advice anyway

SAO_Dude 11 years ago
just find someone with the same problem as you

Poofnugget 3 years ago
So keep doing what I've been doing then

djvoid225 11 years ago
i can get someone else to give me advice lololololololoil

Imogen Chained Hearts Coles 13 years ago
Its sad to think that this is me anyway

DaRealConMan 6 years ago
That’s my love life in a nutshell

WetWer 11 years ago
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Watermelondria22 11 years ago
Thats like me

itskirito 10 years ago
you and your friend use this power: you help your friend and your friend helps you eZ

JoeReaper 11 years ago
Make mad money off that

Ouatislife 8 years ago
So no matter what my life stays the exact same everyone I give advice to gets a perfect life and I am here giving them perfect advice and my life is literally crap

Loopiloop 11 years ago
why not

fuck dilemmas and logic 11 years ago
just to fuck up with everyone

ThisIsMyPassword 9 years ago
Give someone the advice to make their advice work for you.

JohnPariah 12 years ago
well there's nothing to lose

Loophole man 10 years ago
What if I get in a similar situation

computergirl10110 10 years ago
this is life for me.

William George Moore 13 years ago
that's like my friend vinnys situation

xXplosionXx 11 years ago
1) advise to build a copy of yourself . . 2) advise to copy so they acquire your advising skills (they advise from your perspective, not theirs and therefore their advises work for them) . 3)Kill yourself, your copy remains. . . . . . . 4) Profit.

Huaky 5 years ago
Do the opposite of your advise

TheTwerkingDragon 11 years ago
MY LIFE!

Marshmallow Dude Army 11 years ago
Sooo not much different then.

Caitlen 11 years ago
DONT READ THIS. YOU WILL BE KISSED ON THE NEAREST POSSIBLE FRIDAY BYrnTHE LOVE OF YOUR LIFE.TOMMOROW WILL BE THE BEST DAY OF YOUR LIFE. NOWrnYOU'VE STARTED READING THIS. DON'T STOP. THIS IS SO FREAKY.rn1. say your name ten times.rn2.say your mom's name fiv... [Show full comment]

redboots 10 years ago
meh

HeyBoi 9 years ago
You mean I can't help myself?????

AssDonut 11 years ago
My life in a nutshell.

Coolsta4404 10 years ago
So I don't use the power when I want my own advise.

thatshortkid65 11 years ago
If you tell someone how to become president than chances are they will repay you at least a little.

DashingPineapple 10 years ago
Simple. You charge people a percentage of their success in exchange for advice. If they become a billionaire, you become a millionaire by proxy. If they become a hedgefund manager, you make the condition that they have to manage your funds and grow them. Simplicity itself.

coolerdogpond12 2 years ago
NOOOOO ALPGRARAD GOT KILED IN AMOONG US :(((((((((
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