Simple. My life stays the same. . . . except I become incredibly rich and powerful by giving perfect business advice to all my friends until we take over america together and run the country with a benevolent iron fist.
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J20048 years ago
I can use this to my advantage.
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Sarang Hashemi12 years ago
my life!
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ButtonMasherr9 years ago
So like life
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ThatGrapeGuyYTlast year
*you're :)))
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notyet6009 years ago
Just make it work
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MYTHIC9 years ago
I didn't need personal advice from myself anyways
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EmojiMojiGames555 years ago
What is the point then?
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WetWer9 years ago
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OWalker8 years ago
Hey I never date but I have a lot of friends who do also I could make people pay me for advise
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That_one_emo_kid7 years ago
Me currently
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xCherrySoda10 years ago
Never said I couldn't lie.
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atomicjax9 years ago
thats me already
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visualtrav9 years ago
It never makes my life any worse, it just makes everyone elses better.
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HeinrichHimmler11 years ago
obviosly, a heroin addicts advice is always gonna be lets go get some smack not you know, i think you have a problem
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R3dstoneR3quired9 years ago
So I join a business and explain to the CEO during my interview exactly how to become successful, in my "opinion."
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brennan9 years ago
i would give myself bad advice
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andrewls6718 years ago
I could become an actuary, and demand lots of money for my fortune-telling.
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CMHammond9 years ago
How about advising someone on the best way to earn you money?
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keremthepasha4 years ago
This is literally what"s happening to my everyday
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9wilson989 years ago
want 2 help friends
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NishaRoy8 years ago
so my current situation..... or wat.........
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Barbora Bublina Hlinková12 years ago
So it will be the same like it is
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DavidRosky7 years ago
So me, but I give people good advice?
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pickledturtle9 years ago
DONT READ THIS. YOU WILL BE KISSED ON THE NEAREST POSSIBLE FRIDAY BY THE LOVE OF YOUR LIFE.TOMMOROW WILL BE THE BEST DAY OF YOUR LIFE. NOW YOU'VE STARTED READING THIS. DON'T STOP. THIS IS SO FREAKY. say your name ten times.say your mom's name five times. s...[Show full comment]
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Tavern1239 years ago
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mireia.aguado9 years ago
This describes my life
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Grifiano7 years ago
No one ever listens to my advice anyway
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Camalie10 years ago
To be honest, I would rather help other people with this
Even though it might drive me insane and make me kill myself in the long run...
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Poofnuggetlast year
So keep doing what I've been doing then
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djvoid2259 years ago
i can get someone else to give me advice lololololololoil
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