Simple. My life stays the same. . . . except I become incredibly rich and powerful by giving perfect business advice to all my friends until we take over america together and run the country with a benevolent iron fist.
am I pretty? Boy: no Girl: do you even want to be with me forever?rnBoy: nornGirl: do you even like me?rnBoy: nornGirl: would you cry if I walked awayrnBoy: nornShe'd heard enough and was hurt... She walked away with tears in her eyesrnThe boy grabbed her ...[Show full comment]
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DavidRosky8 years ago
So me, but I give people good advice?
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pickledturtle11 years ago
DONT READ THIS. YOU WILL BE KISSED ON THE NEAREST POSSIBLE FRIDAY BY THE LOVE OF YOUR LIFE.TOMMOROW WILL BE THE BEST DAY OF YOUR LIFE. NOW YOU'VE STARTED READING THIS. DON'T STOP. THIS IS SO FREAKY. say your name ten times.say your mom's name five times. s...[Show full comment]
To be honest, I would rather help other people with this
Even though it might drive me insane and make me kill myself in the long run...
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Tavern12310 years ago
Find the 2 and tomorrow youy will be kissed 555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555255555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555.Count d...[Show full comment]
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mireia.aguado11 years ago
This describes my life
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Grifiano9 years ago
No one ever listens to my advice anyway
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SAO_Dude11 years ago
just find someone with the same problem as you
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Poofnugget3 years ago
So keep doing what I've been doing then
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djvoid22511 years ago
i can get someone else to give me advice lololololololoil
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Imogen Chained Hearts Coles13 years ago
Its sad to think that this is me anyway
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DaRealConMan6 years ago
That’s my love life in a nutshell
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WetWer11 years ago
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Watermelondria2211 years ago
Thats like me
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itskirito10 years ago
you and your friend use this power: you help your friend and your friend helps you eZ
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JoeReaper11 years ago
Make mad money off that
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Ouatislife8 years ago
So no matter what my life stays the exact same everyone I give advice to gets a perfect life and I am here giving them perfect advice and my life is literally crap
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Loopiloop11 years ago
why not
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fuck dilemmas and logic 11 years ago
just to fuck up with everyone
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ThisIsMyPassword9 years ago
Give someone the advice to make their advice work for you.
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JohnPariah12 years ago
well there's nothing to lose
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Loophole man10 years ago
What if I get in a similar situation
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computergirl1011010 years ago
this is life for me.
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William George Moore13 years ago
that's like my friend vinnys situation
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xXplosionXx11 years ago
1) advise to build a copy of yourself . . 2) advise to copy so they acquire your advising skills (they advise from your perspective, not theirs and therefore their advises work for them) . 3)Kill yourself, your copy remains. . . . . . . 4) Profit.
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Huaky5 years ago
Do the opposite of your advise
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TheTwerkingDragon11 years ago
MY LIFE!
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Marshmallow Dude Army11 years ago
Sooo not much different then.
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Caitlen11 years ago
DONT READ THIS. YOU WILL BE KISSED ON THE NEAREST POSSIBLE FRIDAY BYrnTHE LOVE OF YOUR LIFE.TOMMOROW WILL BE THE BEST DAY OF YOUR LIFE. NOWrnYOU'VE STARTED READING THIS. DON'T STOP. THIS IS SO FREAKY.rn1. say your name ten times.rn2.say your mom's name fiv...[Show full comment]
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redboots10 years ago
meh
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HeyBoi9 years ago
You mean I can't help myself?????
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AssDonut11 years ago
My life in a nutshell.
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Coolsta440410 years ago
So I don't use the power when I want my own advise.
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thatshortkid6511 years ago
If you tell someone how to become president than chances are they will repay you at least a little.
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DashingPineapple10 years ago
Simple. You charge people a percentage of their success in exchange for advice. If they become a billionaire, you become a millionaire by proxy. If they become a hedgefund manager, you make the condition that they have to manage your funds and grow them.
Simplicity itself.
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coolerdogpond122 years ago
NOOOOO ALPGRARAD GOT KILED IN AMOONG US :(((((((((
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