Step 1: Buy chicken fingers
Step 2: Since you bought them, they are now yours.
Step 3: Lose your fingers. (chicken fingers)
The only downside is that you lost your chicken fingers
*Grabs the hand of an enemy...* "These are the fingers I choose!" (Guys, it never says your fingers, just fingers of your CHOICE)
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Cheyyoung0019 years ago
Who needs those three fingers? Internet is awesome
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MasterVelyk9 years ago
I collect human fingers for a living, so have these 3 middle fingers I cut off of people.
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DuffCheese9 years ago
I aleready. Have fast internet........sooooooo.....(not to brag)
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Sam Montana11 years ago
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LOLLoopholes9 years ago
Comcast equals hell.
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Your-Face-is-Enforip9 years ago
Doesn't have to be your fingers. It says: Lose three fingers of your choice=Fingerless opponents. B)
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NiloGJ9 years ago
If you have animal fingers in your house you can loss it, right?
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spawnofdeath10 years ago
They never said MY finger... just choose some person you hate/ don't know boom! XD
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Creeperkiller200010 years ago
Buy prosthetic fingers
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Bryan Hao13 years ago
Any fingers but my wasd pushers and my mouse-clicker
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Heather Booz13 years ago
They never said WHOSE fingers had to be cut off.
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COBRA7710 years ago
I can live with that
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CorruptedFoxy11 years ago
Cut someone else's fingers off :P it's your choice!
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Look4thestars8 years ago
Ok, you may take my chicken fingers.
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Ambertails11 years ago
it didnt say they had to be YOUR fingers ;3
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Project12911 years ago
Kalion has the right idea....But it does say "Lose" three fingers. So I suppose it depends on if it is all the way down tot he wrist loss, or just the segments extending from the palm, it really matters at what place the finger is lost.
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WhoTheHellAmI?11 years ago
Tom Bombadil. You won the internet today. :D
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BatOutta66611 years ago
ok
*cuts of hitlers fingers and makes him lose his*
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AnnaMJ10 years ago
3 fingers of choice so i just choose 3 on my left hand since i'm right handed
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Jeebus11 years ago
How will i fap
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MarioMaster1015 years ago
Chicken fingers for the win
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Ddoomsday Timothys13 years ago
didn't say they had to be our fingers
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CFGim11 years ago
it took me a while to decide wich of my fingers to cut
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EdgyTeen9 years ago
FINALLY I can be a post 13th century assassin
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Jungleman Pc13 years ago
Does the fingers on foot count? :P
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MorganJ10 years ago
Nobody said it had to be my fingers.
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wikawikawater9 years ago
are you kidding me no way dude!!!!!
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mebruh11 years ago
It ain't worth an arm or a leg, or in this case a couple of fingers
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Fl00rMaster11 years ago
goodbye pinkies and a ring finger
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_.asriel._.undertale._11 years ago
Idea-
Chicken fingers
Most hated celeb.
Lose 1 1/2 fingers each
Or just 3 each
Or choose one and 3 fingers
Or you can draw a hand and cut off three fingers
Or sense ur toes are basically fingers that help you balance you can cut the 3 you don't comp...[Show full comment]
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Phongmc200510 months ago
This button is not worth pressing for people who play sports that rely heavily on hand use.
• Badminton, tennis, volleyball, rock climbing, martial arts…
→ Grip strength and flexibility decrease → performance drops significantly → not worth it if you’re passionate about sports.
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Mollywolly12 years ago
Internet just a bit faster, for such a high price? No thanks!
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Rorison1710 years ago
tep 1: Buy chicken fingers Step 2: Since you bought them, they are now yours. Step 3: Lose your fingers. (chicken fingers) The only downside is that you lost your chicken fingers
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Sho997 years ago
Do toes count
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Undertale Master10 years ago
get Twinkies and you can replace them with the fingers your getting rid of ',.,'
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hannahrugbygirl16611 years ago
Keep thumbs because without then you can't pick up anything
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Ninja_pig11 years ago
Im going to watch a video tutorial in ultra high definition on how to grow new fingers
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RevolutionGamer11 years ago
They did not say I had to lose three fingers of my choice
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Nour11 years ago
Fast Internet= no social life and a 60% property of having no mates for the rest of your life
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mrman12311 years ago
ok mine will be both pinkys and my middle finger
mrman12311 years ago
i mean my right middle finger
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AnonymousAnswers.com10 years ago
I mean, you don't always have lighting fast internet. The average Internet is pretty reliable. Plus, what are you gonna enjoy in life with only 7 fingers?
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ToxicColinBurst111 years ago
i'd keep my milldle finger
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spoopyintensifies4 years ago
Meta: Press the button, lose your right thumb, ring finger, and pinky so your capabilities of using a PC go down 0%
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Adrian Orlando13 years ago
Get rid of both pinkies, and ring finger of right hand, can still play any video game.
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Lymle11 years ago
Um... Sorry sir, but I'll keep my fingers... ._.
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Larnx8 years ago
They never said the have to be mine
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Matt Dexter Adams13 years ago
but those are all my typing fingers
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Nxmzy10 years ago
Fine for this once I will give him my chicken fingers
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