Lightning fast internet, always
but
Lose three fingers of your choice
I will not

TrueFacts 9 years ago
Who said they were your fingers

CODEX07 9 years ago
True

Ava Leeser Marlo 13 years ago
Step 1: Buy chicken fingers Step 2: Since you bought them, they are now yours. Step 3: Lose your fingers. (chicken fingers) The only downside is that you lost your chicken fingers

RosieTheCockatiel 4 years ago
NOOOOOOO
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Mai-chan 9 years ago
*Grabs the hand of an enemy...* "These are the fingers I choose!" (Guys, it never says your fingers, just fingers of your CHOICE)

Cheyyoung001 9 years ago
Who needs those three fingers? Internet is awesome

MasterVelyk 9 years ago
I collect human fingers for a living, so have these 3 middle fingers I cut off of people.

DuffCheese 9 years ago
I aleready. Have fast internet........sooooooo.....(not to brag)

Sam Montana 11 years ago
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LOLLoopholes 9 years ago
Comcast equals hell.

Your-Face-is-Enforip 9 years ago
Doesn't have to be your fingers. It says: Lose three fingers of your choice=Fingerless opponents. B)

NiloGJ 9 years ago
If you have animal fingers in your house you can loss it, right?

spawnofdeath 10 years ago
They never said MY finger... just choose some person you hate/ don't know boom! XD

Creeperkiller2000 10 years ago
Buy prosthetic fingers

Bryan Hao 13 years ago
Any fingers but my wasd pushers and my mouse-clicker

Heather Booz 13 years ago
They never said WHOSE fingers had to be cut off.

COBRA77 10 years ago
I can live with that

CorruptedFoxy 11 years ago
Cut someone else's fingers off :P it's your choice!

Look4thestars 8 years ago
Ok, you may take my chicken fingers.

Ambertails 11 years ago
it didnt say they had to be YOUR fingers ;3

Project129 11 years ago
Kalion has the right idea....But it does say "Lose" three fingers. So I suppose it depends on if it is all the way down tot he wrist loss, or just the segments extending from the palm, it really matters at what place the finger is lost.

WhoTheHellAmI? 11 years ago
Tom Bombadil. You won the internet today. :D

BatOutta666 11 years ago
ok *cuts of hitlers fingers and makes him lose his*

AnnaMJ 10 years ago
3 fingers of choice so i just choose 3 on my left hand since i'm right handed

Jeebus 11 years ago
How will i fap

MarioMaster101 5 years ago
Chicken fingers for the win

Ddoomsday Timothys 13 years ago
didn't say they had to be our fingers

CFGim 11 years ago
it took me a while to decide wich of my fingers to cut

EdgyTeen 9 years ago
FINALLY I can be a post 13th century assassin

Jungleman Pc 13 years ago
Does the fingers on foot count? :P

MorganJ 10 years ago
Nobody said it had to be my fingers.

wikawikawater 9 years ago
are you kidding me no way dude!!!!!

mebruh 11 years ago
It ain't worth an arm or a leg, or in this case a couple of fingers

Fl00rMaster 11 years ago
goodbye pinkies and a ring finger

_.asriel._.undertale._ 11 years ago
Idea- Chicken fingers Most hated celeb. Lose 1 1/2 fingers each Or just 3 each Or choose one and 3 fingers Or you can draw a hand and cut off three fingers Or sense ur toes are basically fingers that help you balance you can cut the 3 you don't comp... [Show full comment]

Phongmc2005 10 months ago
This button is not worth pressing for people who play sports that rely heavily on hand use. • Badminton, tennis, volleyball, rock climbing, martial arts… → Grip strength and flexibility decrease → performance drops significantly → not worth it if you’re passionate about sports.

Mollywolly 12 years ago
Internet just a bit faster, for such a high price? No thanks!

Rorison17 10 years ago
tep 1: Buy chicken fingers Step 2: Since you bought them, they are now yours. Step 3: Lose your fingers. (chicken fingers) The only downside is that you lost your chicken fingers

Sho99 7 years ago
Do toes count

Undertale Master 10 years ago
get Twinkies and you can replace them with the fingers your getting rid of ',.,'

hannahrugbygirl166 11 years ago
Keep thumbs because without then you can't pick up anything

Ninja_pig 11 years ago
Im going to watch a video tutorial in ultra high definition on how to grow new fingers

RevolutionGamer 11 years ago
They did not say I had to lose three fingers of my choice

Nour 11 years ago
Fast Internet= no social life and a 60% property of having no mates for the rest of your life

mrman123 11 years ago
ok mine will be both pinkys and my middle finger

mrman123 11 years ago
i mean my right middle finger

AnonymousAnswers.com 10 years ago
I mean, you don't always have lighting fast internet. The average Internet is pretty reliable. Plus, what are you gonna enjoy in life with only 7 fingers?

ToxicColinBurst1 11 years ago
i'd keep my milldle finger

spoopyintensifies 4 years ago
Meta: Press the button, lose your right thumb, ring finger, and pinky so your capabilities of using a PC go down 0%

Adrian Orlando 13 years ago
Get rid of both pinkies, and ring finger of right hand, can still play any video game.

Lymle 11 years ago
Um... Sorry sir, but I'll keep my fingers... ._.

Larnx 8 years ago
They never said the have to be mine

Matt Dexter Adams 13 years ago
but those are all my typing fingers

Nxmzy 10 years ago
Fine for this once I will give him my chicken fingers
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