Step 1: Buy chicken fingers
Step 2: Since you bought them, they are now yours.
Step 3: Lose your fingers. (chicken fingers)
The only downside is that you lost your chicken fingers
*Grabs the hand of an enemy...* "These are the fingers I choose!" (Guys, it never says your fingers, just fingers of your CHOICE)
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Cheyyoung0019 years ago
Who needs those three fingers? Internet is awesome
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MasterVelyk9 years ago
I collect human fingers for a living, so have these 3 middle fingers I cut off of people.
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DuffCheese9 years ago
I aleready. Have fast internet........sooooooo.....(not to brag)
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Sam Montana11 years ago
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LOLLoopholes9 years ago
Comcast equals hell.
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Your-Face-is-Enforip9 years ago
Doesn't have to be your fingers. It says: Lose three fingers of your choice=Fingerless opponents. B)
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NiloGJ9 years ago
If you have animal fingers in your house you can loss it, right?
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spawnofdeath10 years ago
They never said MY finger... just choose some person you hate/ don't know boom! XD
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Creeperkiller200010 years ago
Buy prosthetic fingers
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Bryan Hao13 years ago
Any fingers but my wasd pushers and my mouse-clicker
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Efe100110 years ago
BIONIC FINGERS
Kittenlover10110 years ago
OMG yes! Are you a dang lab rats fan?
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Cutie cooler gamer11 years ago
U never said wut fingers o_O
The Angry Panda11 years ago
Of your choosing
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Gomzi6 years ago
Me buying ladyfinger
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Sebastian Simon13 years ago
Make that four fingers (including toes) – because symmetry (and fast internet) matters!
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catgod5611 years ago
bye bye middle fingers, now I will never swear
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yourfavouritebaguette9 years ago
lose other peoples fingers
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latinarose10 years ago
I'd take off both of my pinkies and that one finger next to the pinky (i forgot the name lol) on my RIGHT hand because I am left handed. I only type using my index finger and middle finger anyway which is really weird but that's just how I learned.
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ShinyUmbreonGamer11 years ago
Well, at least I don't have to worry about lag on Minecraft =3
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NightPhase11 years ago
doesn't say it has to be YOUR fingers... Justin Beiber just lost three fingers!
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meatloavelast year
I choose both opposable thumbs from the one who posed this dilemma and the pinky of their preferred hand
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happygolucky12 years ago
Go to the zoo and make a monkey lose three fingers.
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JaeIsGay10 years ago
I'm a lesbian my fingers are important to me
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Look4thestars8 years ago
Ok, you may take my chicken fingers.
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Heather Booz13 years ago
They never said WHOSE fingers had to be cut off.
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COBRA7710 years ago
I can live with that
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CorruptedFoxy11 years ago
Cut someone else's fingers off :P it's your choice!
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Ambertails11 years ago
it didnt say they had to be YOUR fingers ;3
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Project12911 years ago
Kalion has the right idea....But it does say "Lose" three fingers. So I suppose it depends on if it is all the way down tot he wrist loss, or just the segments extending from the palm, it really matters at what place the finger is lost.
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WhoTheHellAmI?11 years ago
Tom Bombadil. You won the internet today. :D
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BatOutta66611 years ago
ok
*cuts of hitlers fingers and makes him lose his*
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AnnaMJ10 years ago
3 fingers of choice so i just choose 3 on my left hand since i'm right handed
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Jeebus11 years ago
How will i fap
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MarioMaster1015 years ago
Chicken fingers for the win
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Ddoomsday Timothys13 years ago
didn't say they had to be our fingers
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CFGim11 years ago
it took me a while to decide wich of my fingers to cut
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EdgyTeen9 years ago
FINALLY I can be a post 13th century assassin
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Jungleman Pc13 years ago
Does the fingers on foot count? :P
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MorganJ10 years ago
Nobody said it had to be my fingers.
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wikawikawater9 years ago
are you kidding me no way dude!!!!!
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mebruh11 years ago
It ain't worth an arm or a leg, or in this case a couple of fingers
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Fl00rMaster11 years ago
goodbye pinkies and a ring finger
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_.asriel._.undertale._11 years ago
Idea-
Chicken fingers
Most hated celeb.
Lose 1 1/2 fingers each
Or just 3 each
Or choose one and 3 fingers
Or you can draw a hand and cut off three fingers
Or sense ur toes are basically fingers that help you balance you can cut the 3 you don't comp...[Show full comment]
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Phongmc200510 months ago
This button is not worth pressing for people who play sports that rely heavily on hand use.
• Badminton, tennis, volleyball, rock climbing, martial arts…
→ Grip strength and flexibility decrease → performance drops significantly → not worth it if you’re passionate about sports.
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Mollywolly12 years ago
Internet just a bit faster, for such a high price? No thanks!
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Rorison1710 years ago
tep 1: Buy chicken fingers Step 2: Since you bought them, they are now yours. Step 3: Lose your fingers. (chicken fingers) The only downside is that you lost your chicken fingers
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Sho997 years ago
Do toes count
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Undertale Master10 years ago
get Twinkies and you can replace them with the fingers your getting rid of ',.,'
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hannahrugbygirl16611 years ago
Keep thumbs because without then you can't pick up anything
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