Stops wars, forces dictators and oppressive goverments to step down, orders murderers and rapists to commit suicide, shits uncontrollably. Sounds like a typical saturday night.
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Bagout11 years ago
Diarrhoea means i dont go to school ;D
Sausagedonut10111 years ago
You could mind control your parents if there the 'get up and deal with it' type
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fluffyunicorn312 years ago
I can sit on the toilet and control stuff... sweet
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Javongod4 years ago
Ok bet 👍
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Muefin5 years ago
I love having diarrhea
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Kelvingtsfan5 years ago
Just be on the toilet while ur mind controlling them
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ninja78shiny11 years ago
just mind control the guy you hate and let them clean your shit
Your-Face-is-Enforip9 years ago
I think you might want them to eat your poop. >B)
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theblazeYEET7 years ago
I would just go in my pants
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Axelio Dalek11 years ago
GIMME ALL WINNING LOTTERY TICKETS
(Ex: 64M $, 1K/Week and all others)
Send back Trump from where he came from.
Get David Tennant, Matt Smith and Peter Capaldi's phone numbers, social media stuff, skype and become their buddy.
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Ginamojo57048 years ago
PEOPLE DON'T JUST CHOOSE TO BE GAY, STRAIGHT OR OTHER WISE! PEOPLE WHO THINK THAT THEY CHOOSE ARE SO FUCKING STUIPID!
I can sit on the toilet and control stuff... sweet
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Octomations9 years ago
I will just control everyone to clean it up and eat it.
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Your-Face-is-Enforip9 years ago
Make people eat your poop. FINALLY, I CAN TELL EVERYONE WHAT TO DO! Happy life come here. B)
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WeedCard9 years ago
I'll be on the toilet controlling the world. MWAHAHAHAAAA
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Fartkontrol9 years ago
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Kittenlover1019 years ago
*makes bill gates give me all his money, putting my blood in a bottle so the mind control cells are in the bottle* I guess I found a loophole? Kinda? I guess I did.
Your-Face-is-Enforip9 years ago
Nice. Having this ability forever. B)
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Jake Phillips13 years ago
I have terrible diarrhea every day anyway
anomynousguy10110 years ago
???????????????????????
why did you say that,
and why does it have 11 likes (currently)
So tour thrown for the day is a tolet and I would use my mind control powers to find ways to enhance my powers so I have them for ever. Then if I had thos that power I would rule the world 🌎 with an iron fist
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Buddy4110 years ago
Just wear a diaper
MakailahTaylor9 years ago
but you"d have to change it every second of the day
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VelocityRaptor2810 years ago
id make someone a slave to clean the diarrhea
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IHaveABigDick10 years ago
Whoever did is a hoe
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DonaldTrump4life$$$11 years ago
Im already like that #tolietselfies
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DankDorito11 years ago
Can I control my diarrhea as well?
MakailahTaylor9 years ago
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leon11 years ago
explosive diarrhea!
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vicvinegar11 years ago
So basically I can have sex with my neighbor all day on the toilet
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Kevin Kelley13 years ago
I'll control Bill Gates to give me billions of dollars and then be done with the diarrhea and have billions for the rest of my life thereafter.
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Milli Sellfur Dogehor13 years ago
I will deal with this. I shall control the presidents mind and make him go insane.
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OEnrico4 years ago
worth it
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that random girl11 years ago
*makes Bill Gates give me 5 billion dollars*
Now all I have to do is make JB kill himself and i'm set for life
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abcx9 years ago
Just choose a day where you don't have to leave the house. Make billionaires give you money and make your crush fall for you or whatever you want, no one said you have to see them while controlling them.
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Mr.MisterYo11 years ago
But what if I stay on the toilet and control minds in the same time?
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Tourtles10 years ago
Well you get to control people while always being in the bathroom what about that?
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baterang02711 years ago
And that effects anyone how?
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Charmecho6 years ago
Sounds like a day after taco bell anyways
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Josip Poljak13 years ago
Worth it
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Alexander Vellev Bonde13 years ago
Would the person not get dehydrated, like really bad? xD
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Jdawg 10 years ago
what if I take a bottle of pepto bismo the night before. #loophole
MakailahTaylor9 years ago
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GabrielHouseman9 years ago
love that frozen refrence
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Federou711 months ago
I can make my wife cook and I have free comedy? Easiest button press ever
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Necromancer66711 years ago
why your neighbor.
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Barblitzor11 years ago
AWWW YEAH FULL CONTROL OF EVERYONE, YOU KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS HEHEHEHEH.
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PeasyShipper695 years ago
I can live with terrible diarrhea, I drink coffee like, every day
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Bedrockbasher1212 years ago
NO downside... I could just control the people by telling them, thats bird poo and you just saw that bird, right?
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WeeChunClicks8 years ago
Diarrhea sucks
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Anonymoo11 years ago
I have nothing I want people to do for me and for one single day it's just not worth it.
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sonicj0110 years ago
just use another button to get rid of the downside
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