you get to do anything to anyone you want for 1000 years
but
You go to hell ever wednesday
I will not


Cloditylast year
make Satan ban you from Hell, then have God make One Piece real.

MonsterHunterHudsonlast year
I can do do anything to anyone you want for 1000 years even in hell.

ArKade479 years ago
It doesn't say why we're going to hell, for all we know, satan might want to chat with us.

Hyltran2 years ago
I don’t want to chat with Satan and hell is his prison.
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AleRiccheri7 years ago
I would make Satan my slave so i could rule Hell.

ballsfacelast month
you have no respect for the spirit of the question you coward

Andrew-avyx9 years ago
I'll just be on the ceiling of hell watching anime and other awesome tv shows and play FNaF. Then, I'll donate money to cancer research and etc.

Freyamonster9 years ago
Sorry I'm out of vacation days

Crooked5 years ago
*insult / *you tell him to go to hell. / *sorry, im out of vacation days.

Alexis Herman12 years ago
You mean I get to go to Hell, Michigan every Wednesday and do anything I want to anyone for 100 years? Sign me up!

Master17 years ago
1000 dumbass
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MKGamer9 years ago
I go there almost every day. Ever heard of school?

NikkiV8 years ago
Hell yeah

IsaiahZave9 years ago
I'm already in hell.

abcx9 years ago
I feel like people don't understand what suffering being in hell actually means.
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DatAsian90019 years ago
HUMPDAYYYYYYYYYYYY!!!!

Justawesome20059 years ago
......

ArmedSpirit10 years ago
I wonna HighWay to Hell!

Drew7145447 years ago
Wonna???

RandomSomeone8 years ago
I don't like heat

BobFaceASDF8 years ago
I want it to never be Wednesday ;)

Ayyyyyyyy8 years ago
Hell is so much better than school

Mahar8 years ago
so Wednesday turns in to Monday?

AaronSilva8 years ago
Pretty much

Kyndra8 years ago
Hell is pretty cool. Lucifer pretty chill too if you get on his good side. Word of advice: NEVER MENTION SAM AND DEAN WINCHESTER!!!! It makes him really mad because they put him back in the cage.

Nataliethemagnificent7 years ago
you could also see crowley sooo i don’t see the downside

That Gay Kid 9 years ago
Tbh I got a go to hell all week (school)

JinkalinkNinja9 years ago
So.... school is only on wednesday from now on

YSMQTHLQYH9 years ago
school only on wednesday? of course...

I'm dat boi9 years ago
so basically go to school on Wednesdays

Joshua Smith12 years ago
You mean I get to throw rocks at good ol' Satan every wednesday? DOWN.

TheGirlWhoHatesIdiots2 years ago
Don't bring rocks or chainsaws, BRING SALT MWAH HAHAHAHHAHAHAAAHAHHAHAHAHHHHAAAAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
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Alex Gulakiw12 years ago
i never liked wednesdays anyways.

Ayyyyyyyy8 years ago
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Liswag Hipstner12 years ago
Wednesday is already hell for me - school - so nothing would change.

Justawesome20059 years ago
Like most people go to school that is a bad day for me to but... I wouldn't say nothing would change!

Rasmus Hagland Lundqvist12 years ago
Simple! I'll just kill the devil!

Warmchne9 years ago
The devil is one of God's children that didn't accept his plan to come to earth and gain a body. So everyone that followed him was sent to earth. So actually hell is on earth.
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Charlie Banks12 years ago
when peple tell me to go to hell: "too late for that..."

dolphinlover6099 years ago
JUSTAWESOME2005 SHUT THE HELL UP IVE SEEN YOU REPLY TO PEOPLE LIKE 10 TIMES ALREADY, GOD
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Steven Wright12 years ago
I'm an athiest, so I don't believe in hell, so ell doesn't exist. WIN.

Justawesome20059 years ago
Well if you believe it or not I think your going
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Thebuttonisalie7 years ago
Wel we go to hell on hump day so it"s hell day

kiransWing9 years ago
Hoget to do anuthing: force the creator of this idea to take spell check lessons.

Einrich Himmler10 years ago
Make new friends in hell, become bro with Satan and join the Fallen Angels Club.

MidasNotFuckingFORTNITE3 years ago
well i see no downside as a sadomasochist lmao.

ZaneP12 years ago
Blasphemy to atheism! Jk, I'm an atheist and find this funny.

JaisekCovell8 years ago
But isn't wednesday hump day

id-be-a-punk10 years ago
HELL IS HOME

That_One_Weird_Wolf5 years ago
i wouldnt even LIVE for 1000 years, so i would just get a free day to get to know Satan every week until i go visit him permanently. alright!

EdgyMemes9 years ago
I'm going to Hell, Michigan!

Whitlee3657 years ago
Could that be arranged for everyday?

Sh1n1gam19 years ago
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Shadow_blade7 years ago
BUT HELL IS AWESOM SO YEAH

Chinese potato9 years ago
There is a tropical place called hell so yeah

endergirl18728 years ago
im in hell already so

Ayyyyyyyy8 years ago
Stop trying to be edgy you weeaboo lesbian twats

Cameron4769 years ago
I'm an atheist so that doesn't apply to me

Fayadh Shah12 years ago
Jokes on you i raped satan

Opp338 years ago
Just say you dont want to and thats IT, problem solved cuz u get anything you want

RocketGirl110 years ago
I only want to do good things to people... why would I need to go to hell once a week??

TheGirlWhoHatesIdiots2 years ago
*overthrows the thrown of satan aka lucifer aka the devil* BOW BEFORE ME NOW MORTALSSSS

Jo Harvell9 years ago
Basically Your Dean winchester

Kieran Moore12 years ago
I hear Hell has a bar.

Ic3creamkid7 years ago
I get to meet cerburus I'm gonna take a selfie with him

TheDecision4 years ago
So my Wednesday just stays the same?

Striker2079 years ago
Wait what happens after 1000 years?
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