Will You Press The Button?

PerDaDer 11 years ago

So I get money and I get to be skinny sign me up...

thelittlecactus 4 years ago

it isnt healthy to be skinny

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Creeperface130 11 years ago

"you can choose not to vomit at all on any given day" cool, then I choose not today, not tomorrow, then the day after that, then... y'know.

TinaLucia 4 years ago

But then you won't get the money

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KataDark 3 years ago

Getting paid to vomit, seriously?

L3M1N 2 years ago

free money

LeoOlkaida 11 years ago

So, I get money and don't have to change my routine at all. What a delight.

dedirake 4 years ago

vomiting is your routine??

Icode1 10 years ago

100$ not enough

Ulee2532 3 years ago

Dang thepauldude I know it"s the internet and all but calm down

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ReeRee 11 years ago

That sounds like a really good deal. So basically, you get to choose when to vomit for money and it won't have negative health effects. There is literally no down side except "have to vomit". Also, who is this weirdo paying you for that...I'd be...concerned.

That_One_Weird_Wolf 6 years ago

I would also be concerned. But we will never know..

BobDobbs 11 years ago

I know my luck with random numbers. I'd vomit for a couple minutes each time and gain a penny or two. No, thanks.

Mikuelious 9 years ago

So basically every time I have a need for money, I'll just vomit twice in a row.

DiamondCreeper 9 years ago

Yup

shipqueen28 9 years ago

screw you i dont have a bank account

ThePaulDude 6 years ago

I take it your homeless then.

TheLoopHoleFinder 9 years ago

Just vomit when you go to the toilet. Heck yeah

Zer0billion 9 years ago

So it"s free money with the downside being completely optional? Why not?

lollypop3 9 years ago

How many people clicked the button I can't be bothered to read what it does

Razi191 9 years ago

Tldr you gain every day monet between a cent to 1000 but you have to vomit twice every day for it but you can choose not to vomit and not get the money

lollypop3 9 years ago

I love creepers

Katarina Dume 13 years ago

As a person with emetophobia... HELL. NO.

That_One_Weird_Wolf 6 years ago

I have a bit of emetophobia, but its mostly the fear of that feeling in your stomach when your about to throw up. I'm with you as far as the HELL NO part ^^

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Eric Rafael Mora 13 years ago

There's really no downside, since you can opt out of gaining the money for a day, and thus the vomiting with it.

Reese Lovell 13 years ago

Another way of getting out of school, and more steam games

Christian Jarmin 13 years ago

Why only 50% there's literally no downside to this one no matter what way you look at it. I mean unless you really hate the idea of vomiting that much.

The_game 8 years ago

it doesnt say the food you throw up doesnt re-appear so your body could still suffer from a lack of nutrients this was my thought but i doubt this is why everyone else said no

Leon Naumann 13 years ago

This Button is just awesome hahahaha i would press it xD

Wrencher 8 years ago

Well, if you don't press the button, you just don't have the option, which is stupid as hell. Press the button, and when the days are looking down, you have it at least as a backup.

kittyluvr 11 years ago

So, there is no downside. If I don't barf I just don't get the money. I get to decide if it affects me. Good to have in an emergency. Obviously yes.

ThePaulDude 10 years ago

Upside, you get money & loose weight, downside, you have to throw up. Nope.

jcole777 11 years ago

that's not fair models get paid millions and they just need to vomit twice a week

SuperJail 10 years ago

So you might be rich but you will suffer

BakedBacon 2 years ago

Downside?

TurtleGod 11 years ago

That's Fair

Quinton Rhoads 13 years ago

scare people and say BLEAHHHH THIS IS 3 SP11KY 5 ME

xGSSR_RiderX 4 years ago

Ew, I'll just get a job :")

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Imurnurmur 9 years ago

Errrrr no downside here

ShadowDragon2365 11 years ago

Not reading

Logotextlol 8 years ago

Heck yeah a new ability and some money

~Wave~length~ 11 years ago

NOPE. I hate vomiting worse than anything.

ccee633 11 years ago

I like vomiting.

Mayt13 9 years ago

You gotta be a broke ass mf for this to sound like a good trade

Graham Cracker 12 years ago

What the hell?

DogeEmojiYT 10 years ago

100 Dollars isn't worth it.

MasterVelyk 10 years ago

Every day

James Kerslake 13 years ago

Ranging from $0.1 -$100? Not worth it

TrickyUmbreonSML 10 years ago

PFFFFFF TEENZ DO IT ALL THE TIEM TO BE WEIRD, SU- actually let me rethink my lief as im about to vomit 2 times right now *vomits*

Ratee 3 years ago

I feel like this was written by a person with vomiting fetish (if that is a thing. It probably is)

Xmaster8621 11 years ago

Someone spent a long time on this one. Bravo.

ThePaulDude 6 years ago

It"s one way to lose weight without having to diet.

lovey826 11 years ago

eh, ive puked for longer than that, i actually might rn

Nibbletz65 9 years ago

I meant to hit the button :(

Haylee189 8 years ago

Im already the skinniest person and what the eff eww

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MasterVelyk 10 years ago

I'll choose to vomit on the last day of my life...

Crucificator 10 years ago

At the last you can choose not to...then lets do it!!!

triggeredfloof 2 years ago

take. you can do so many jokes with just the vometing part

feralcharles 11 years ago

gross

TheLogicalHusky 9 years ago

No thanks.

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