Will You Press The Button?

KataDarklast year

Getting paid to vomit, seriously?

L3M1N4 months ago

free money

PerDaDer9 years ago

So I get money and I get to be skinny sign me up...

thelittlecactus3 years ago

it isnt healthy to be skinny

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Creeperface1309 years ago

"you can choose not to vomit at all on any given day" cool, then I choose not today, not tomorrow, then the day after that, then... y'know.

TinaLucia2 years ago

But then you won't get the money

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LeoOlkaida 9 years ago

So, I get money and don't have to change my routine at all. What a delight.

dedirake3 years ago

vomiting is your routine??

Icode18 years ago

100$ not enough

Ulee25322 years ago

Dang thepauldude I know it"s the internet and all but calm down

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ReeRee9 years ago

That sounds like a really good deal. So basically, you get to choose when to vomit for money and it won't have negative health effects. There is literally no down side except "have to vomit". Also, who is this weirdo paying you for that...I'd be...concerned.

That_One_Weird_Wolf5 years ago

I would also be concerned. But we will never know..

BobDobbs9 years ago

I know my luck with random numbers. I'd vomit for a couple minutes each time and gain a penny or two. No, thanks.

Mikuelious7 years ago

So basically every time I have a need for money, I'll just vomit twice in a row.

DiamondCreeper7 years ago

Yup

shipqueen287 years ago

screw you i dont have a bank account

ThePaulDude4 years ago

I take it your homeless then.

TheLoopHoleFinder7 years ago

Just vomit when you go to the toilet. Heck yeah

Zer0billion8 years ago

So it"s free money with the downside being completely optional? Why not?

lollypop38 years ago

How many people clicked the button I can't be bothered to read what it does

Razi1917 years ago

Tldr you gain every day monet between a cent to 1000 but you have to vomit twice every day for it but you can choose not to vomit and not get the money

lollypop38 years ago

I love creepers

Katarina Dume12 years ago

As a person with emetophobia... HELL. NO.

That_One_Weird_Wolf5 years ago

I have a bit of emetophobia, but its mostly the fear of that feeling in your stomach when your about to throw up. I'm with you as far as the HELL NO part ^^

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Eric Rafael Mora12 years ago

There's really no downside, since you can opt out of gaining the money for a day, and thus the vomiting with it.

Reese Lovell12 years ago

Another way of getting out of school, and more steam games

Christian Jarmin12 years ago

Why only 50% there's literally no downside to this one no matter what way you look at it. I mean unless you really hate the idea of vomiting that much.

The_game7 years ago

it doesnt say the food you throw up doesnt re-appear so your body could still suffer from a lack of nutrients this was my thought but i doubt this is why everyone else said no

Leon Naumann12 years ago

This Button is just awesome hahahaha i would press it xD

jcole7779 years ago

that's not fair models get paid millions and they just need to vomit twice a week

Wrencher7 years ago

Well, if you don't press the button, you just don't have the option, which is stupid as hell. Press the button, and when the days are looking down, you have it at least as a backup.

kittyluvr10 years ago

So, there is no downside. If I don't barf I just don't get the money. I get to decide if it affects me. Good to have in an emergency. Obviously yes.

ThePaulDude8 years ago

Upside, you get money & loose weight, downside, you have to throw up. Nope.

Quinton Rhoads12 years ago

scare people and say BLEAHHHH THIS IS 3 SP11KY 5 ME

SuperJail9 years ago

So you might be rich but you will suffer

BakedBaconlast year

Downside?

TurtleGod9 years ago

That's Fair

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xGSSR_RiderX3 years ago

Ew, I'll just get a job :")

Logotextlol6 years ago

Heck yeah a new ability and some money

~Wave~length~9 years ago

NOPE. I hate vomiting worse than anything.

Imurnurmur8 years ago

Errrrr no downside here

ShadowDragon23659 years ago

Not reading

DogeEmojiYT8 years ago

100 Dollars isn't worth it.

MasterVelyk8 years ago

Every day

ccee6339 years ago

I like vomiting.

Mayt137 years ago

You gotta be a broke ass mf for this to sound like a good trade

Graham Cracker11 years ago

What the hell?

Rateelast year

I feel like this was written by a person with vomiting fetish (if that is a thing. It probably is)

James Kerslake12 years ago

Ranging from $0.1 -$100? Not worth it

TrickyUmbreonSML9 years ago

PFFFFFF TEENZ DO IT ALL THE TIEM TO BE WEIRD, SU- actually let me rethink my lief as im about to vomit 2 times right now *vomits*

Nibbletz658 years ago

I meant to hit the button :(

Xmaster86219 years ago

Someone spent a long time on this one. Bravo.

ThePaulDude4 years ago

It"s one way to lose weight without having to diet.

lovey8269 years ago

eh, ive puked for longer than that, i actually might rn

Haylee1897 years ago

Im already the skinniest person and what the eff eww

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MasterVelyk8 years ago

I'll choose to vomit on the last day of my life...

TheLogicalHusky7 years ago

No thanks.

Crucificator8 years ago

At the last you can choose not to...then lets do it!!!

triggeredfloof12 months ago

take. you can do so many jokes with just the vometing part

feralcharles9 years ago

gross

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