Will You Press The Button?

DucksGamingDK 11 years ago

Make a c3po to translate for me

lucapri last month

@stove isn't c3po a robot

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Camille Jet-Lynx Udunno 13 years ago

Can I not learn new languages? Because if I can't, 1) I DON'T have knowledge of everything in the world and this choice is a lie, and 2) I'll just build a TARDIS (because I'll know how to do that) and it will translate for me.

lewis0428 4 years ago

loophole

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Buddy41 10 years ago

Ill teach people the language or learn other languages.

Star Wars fan 24 11 years ago

Write it down. Doi.

Amiacc 10 years ago

I can always right

Aaron12998 7 years ago

Its probable you know all the languages on earth, you just prefer that alien one

loverofbidoofs 9 years ago

u know everything

Aniemaniac 9 years ago

It doesn't say you only speak that way

Yourgesflergen 9 years ago

If I know everything then I know English and other languages.

Fuckingassgatbitchs 9 years ago

I am groot

GangsternauwL 9 years ago

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lavabob2000 9 years ago

and i can type in english

Medium_Murdock 10 years ago

I'll just write it down. Duh.

TheCorrupt 10 years ago

Ha, then I cant talk to anyone on Earth, everyone is still stupid as shit.

GiannisXania 9 years ago

Build a translator

Yeyalovesu 10 years ago

Wth is that

Steph Vantas 13 years ago

TARDIS translator

Hale McDonell 13 years ago

I'd just write it. DUH

WewserLethalDude 9 years ago

My thoughts exactly

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Julia Borges 13 years ago

But if you knew everything there is to know in the world then you would know all the languages.

Alex Hartanov 13 years ago

What if the Doctor is there?

TheOrderTheChaos 11 years ago

I'll build a fucking translator with my unlimited knowledge. These people won't even know what hit them.

LilCinnamonBun 9 years ago

Well you can still understand English so make a translation book and get rich! Wait… wouldn’t that mean there’s aliens?!

HotPocketHomicide 11 years ago

If you know everything, just speak in any human language you want.

Jenn Sanders 13 years ago

What about when u meet a cute guy???

TimmyTheHobo 9 years ago

I can still communicate with the other 29,942+ people, and I would know who they are.

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Lgolding1 10 years ago

Use your knowledge to create a machine which translates everything you say in real time!

ScreamingSausage 11 years ago

its language not tongue

Hero_In_IV 10 years ago

This dilemma is full of holes.

HornDinosaur619 7 years ago

Can I write it down?

austin5141 11 years ago

What's the downside? If you know everything, then you can speak any language.

yanderegamerlife 9 years ago

paradox. Knowing everything means knowing all languages, too...

zdodger 12 years ago

become a better version of Stephen Hawking

Zoeyb 9 years ago

By brother made me say yes

venturiantboby 11 years ago

You can learn Swedish Canadian you know everything so you can find a loophole for this and learn english

Rochelle Knier 13 years ago

Just write it down!!! Who cares if you can't SPEAK?!

TVDfan29 11 years ago

Can I understand them?

EyeOwnUrEnergy 10 years ago

Loophole. There is no alien language that no one understands. And if there is, I could teach it.

CoolNeonUnicorn 9 years ago

If you everything then you know other languages DERP

Cpt. Bridge 11 years ago

Just write it down...

Amanojaku2008 5 years ago

I think that knowledge is not worth having if you can't use it. And also you cannot talk to others

herobrine4221 11 years ago

I can just learn new languages, i know everything anyway =\\\\

lilybug219201 9 years ago

i would rather have my noledge than be smart and not be able to show off how smart i am to my enemys

TimmyTheHobo 9 years ago

"noledge." "enemys."

TheDutchSniper 11 years ago

i would teach them how to speak alien and then tell them everything i know

Zero_The_Her0 10 years ago

I could cuss anyone out and not get punished........ PUSH THE BUTTON!!!

PleasePressTheButton 9 years ago

I DON,T WANT ALIEN TONGUE LANGUAGE! IF YOU PRESS THE BUTTON YOU ARE A MOTHERFUCKER!!!!

burridge120 12 years ago

Youre on a need to know basis, abd right now, you don't need to know

Kevin15673 10 years ago

If you know everything in the world, then you know the languages. BOOM problem solved!!

KCKroks 8 years ago

Ill build a translator like stephen hawkings

Awesomewiseman99 11 years ago

If you know everything you would know how to speak all the languages

MKq_909 11 years ago

but i can write

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