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You have the knowledge of everything there is in the world
but
You speak in an alien tongue that no one understands
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DucksGamingDK9 years ago
Make a c3po to translate for me

Camille Jet-Lynx Udunno12 years ago
Can I not learn new languages? Because if I can't, 1) I DON'T have knowledge of everything in the world and this choice is a lie, and 2) I'll just build a TARDIS (because I'll know how to do that) and it will translate for me.

lewis04283 years ago
loophole
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Buddy418 years ago
Ill teach people the language or learn other languages.

Amiacc8 years ago
I can always right

Aaron129986 years ago
Its probable you know all the languages on earth, you just prefer that alien one

Star Wars fan 249 years ago
Write it down. Doi.

loverofbidoofs8 years ago
u know everything

Aniemaniac8 years ago
It doesn't say you only speak that way

Yourgesflergen8 years ago
If I know everything then I know English and other languages.

Fuckingassgatbitchs8 years ago
I am groot

GangsternauwL8 years ago
¡ FΓdφΔσξ, UΣhύdψ CπΞχιρ KωΣΦπΡ. Yκβθ OλΩη UςΛέ ¿ ~

lavabob20008 years ago
and i can type in english

Medium_Murdock8 years ago
I'll just write it down. Duh.

TheCorrupt8 years ago
Ha, then I cant talk to anyone on Earth, everyone is still stupid as shit.

GiannisXania8 years ago
Build a translator

Yeyalovesu8 years ago
Wth is that

Steph Vantas12 years ago
TARDIS translator

Hale McDonell12 years ago
I'd just write it. DUH

WewserLethalDude7 years ago
My thoughts exactly
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Julia Borges12 years ago
But if you knew everything there is to know in the world then you would know all the languages.

Alex Hartanov12 years ago
What if the Doctor is there?

PleasePressTheButton8 years ago
I DON,T WANT ALIEN TONGUE LANGUAGE! IF YOU PRESS THE BUTTON YOU ARE A MOTHERFUCKER!!!!

burridge12011 years ago
Youre on a need to know basis, abd right now, you don't need to know

Kevin156739 years ago
If you know everything in the world, then you know the languages. BOOM problem solved!!

KCKroks7 years ago
Ill build a translator like stephen hawkings

Awesomewiseman999 years ago
If you know everything you would know how to speak all the languages

MKq_9099 years ago
but i can write

That1otherguy7 years ago
Build A translation machine. You know how to do it

Da Big Wed Button9 years ago
I mean yes that would be coll and all but wouldn't that take the fun about learning something new? I don't know about this

mroow8 years ago
Technically, following these rules, I would still know every language, so basically I just got my own secret language that I could share with my friends and we could communicate without anyone knowing what we"re talking about!

Khrista Mccomb12 years ago
If I know everything I can learn all the languages in the world

GemBuster10 years ago
I no ser downside, i can justo write ir.

I'm a Dud9 years ago
its ok like they understand me now

Zach739 years ago
You could write

InfernalDevices9 years ago
I can speak rude to everyone and no one knows

YeePhr0g5 years ago
learn a new language

Pppshan9 years ago
Thx Google translate lol I'll translate my self

Blockman3508 years ago
I speak Gallifreyan now. Gallifreyan is cool.

x3MeNToX10 years ago
Yes! I will make a book "Learn alianien" (the language you speak) and then, if I have the knowledge of everything, I'd find a way to sell that book to all the people around the globe

RGPZ7 years ago
That Makes Me Smarter Than Rick C 137

LassenWorld9 years ago
If I know everything then i can just make a machine to translate for me in every language that's advanced enough to sound like a normal person. So I'm not actually saying it myself but it is

19mcctre8 years ago
It doesn't say that you forget the language you currently speak

Zedzedzedzedzed Zed12 years ago
Doesn't that mean that I have the knowledge to allow others to know my language? ;D

Snowfrost9189 years ago
Build a translator! You..can, can't you? Also, you can't build a tardis everyone. The Tardis is actually impossible ( in theory at least ) so if you know about everything in the world that means that you can't do the impossible.

AmoshiMegan9 years ago
If the Tardis is impossible, then you don't know how to make it. Therefore, you wouldn't know everything. So it actually would be possible if you knew everything.

TheRealist8 years ago
If I speak in an alien tongue then what If I write it down and make a book out of it. Wait, If I have all the knowledge in the world, I can speak in different languages.

Antofepicness9 years ago
...........

Link9058RandomGuy90588 years ago
just write it down or type it or someting

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Nyanbarf9 years ago
I can just use a translator

WHY GABEN?10 years ago
Just use google translate duh

GalacticPeanut 9 years ago
I can write though
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