Will You Press The Button?

HellfireBlu 9 years ago

I am bread

Themauf 7 years ago

Great, me too

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Blob 11 years ago

I don't know why it's so funny, but EVERY cancer just cracks me up. Every kind of cancer, all at once.

toonlinkfan2014 2 years ago

cancer in the lung, the heart, the head, every individual toe, your fingers, your knees

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MAK3X7 10 years ago

Use only for emergancies

Hailey Elizabeth 13 years ago

Teleport to the future and get the cure for all cancer. Lastly travel the world

Complexfred15 3 years ago

What if we never discover a cure for cancer now you’re just screwed

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Techspawn08 8 years ago

Teleport into a place with a prototype time machine and time travel to the future where cancer is cured. Only if you got cancer

NotTheProtagonist 4 years ago

If you know about the prototype, then how doesn’t the government?

TrueRenegade 9 years ago

No, about every 20 times you travel you would get every kind of cancer

Mick22 10 years ago

Dont have to use it

CobaltStarling 10 years ago

I"d rather not have a 1 in 20 chance of getting every kind of cancer. I think that even if cancer isn't necessarily a death sentence, having every single kind at one would probably kill you.

Davd 11 years ago

I would sell that sucker.

Tymberlejk 9 years ago

Just what I thought!

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ReWyne 11 years ago

I would sell this machine for SO MUCH money!

CobaltStarling 10 years ago

"With each use, there is a 5% chance you get every kind of cancer" It doesn't say that you have to be the one to use it. Someone else uses it, you"re still the one at risk of lots of cancer.

thunder123 11 years ago

i will only use t for emergnceys

Mpcary 11 years ago

You don't have to travel unless its an emergency.

TheSkyIsUp 11 years ago

"I have done nothing but teleport bread for the past three days."

Jackson Gunelson 13 years ago

Like I always say, a 95% is still an A

Dragonking111222 9 years ago

No, it"s "... 95% is still da da wae

Corral Summer 13 years ago

Those are pretty good odds. Plus I don't have to teleport. There really is no downside.

ThisIsMyPassword 9 years ago

Once again. IF YOU ARE NOT GONNA USE THE POWER, WHAT IS THE POINT OF CLICKING THE BUTTON. MY GOD, I SEE THIS WAY TOO MUCH.

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Gabe Juhasz 13 years ago

teleport bombs to people's houses.

MarineCowie 10 years ago

What do you think i am, A world traveler? Wait.... Minecon vs. 5% chance of cancer.... Meh, Cancer still wins.

imdead 11 years ago

5%+5% is a risk im willing to take to become a billionaire

Death the Kid 11 years ago

WHY?! THERE IS NO UPSIDE WTF YOU DEVIL

duckymouth 4 years ago

You will have a teleport ability when you want to teleport, but you don't need to teleport, it"s just nice to have the ability to when you want.

dadnaya 12 years ago

Yes, I will use it when I need to run for my lifeb(if i'll need to)

cherryespe 11 years ago

I'll just take a bike, sheesh

Nevermindme_13 6 years ago

No not my precious almost 3 ft long hair. No offense, I didnt mean to offend anyone.

Mark Christe 13 years ago

I could just let people use is for a small fee.

InhaleExhaleStrike! 11 years ago

you HAVE it. you don't have to USE it. No downside.

Person101 11 years ago

Theres a slight chance getting cancer but still you can get it still even theres a chance so still.

shadepenguin 9 years ago

I would sell the teleportation machine and say that there were no side effects. °~°

shadepenguin 9 years ago

Oh wait the 5% chance would be on me. Crap

alexex 11 years ago

That's great! There's already a 21% someone will die of cancer. Teleportation would be like medicine

Sapaza 2 years ago

River Cancer, boiled Cancer...

taylerrae 11 years ago

I've got 19/20 odds that I'm making it out fine. Live hard and die young!

hotdog9955 11 years ago

IM NO TAKING CHANSES I HAV DA BESSST SPELING EVR

imavirginnn 6 years ago

teleport to the "Cancer Cure Universe" and grab a shit ton of cures for yourself and earth.

Astro Dime 12 years ago

I only need it once. I'm totally willing to take that 5% chance.

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OcCreation 8 years ago

*constantly teleports around*

Rachel Sheppard 13 years ago

i'd find the doctor it'll be wreath the change

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