You run 250% faster than the average normal man.
but
A mini-atomic bomb is implanted into your skull, if you stop running for 1 - 2 hours it will detonate
I will not


Superduperbooperdooper9 years ago
Also, I've figured out a loophole: use a treadmill!!

cheeseburger537 years ago
For as long as it takes doctors to get the bomb out of my head
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oOBlakeOo8 years ago
I can't run because of my heart problem so it would be if I don't run I die or if I do run I will be in extreme pain and have a high chance of dying... where is the up side?

Dat1Buttonpresser3 months ago
upside is you get to be a cool explosion

the Duckworth 9 years ago
You cant sleep though

DragonEXE8 years ago
Running to the movies. One movie later, WHAT THE FUCK!!!!!!! BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Marc Ylisse12 years ago
That means you can't sleep either Or is everyone suddenly going to sleep-run?

dAthenab8 years ago
Treadmill
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MoonlightEcho118 years ago
Get doctors or someone to remove the bomb.

Blockman3508 years ago
And you"re gonna sit down for the operation and 2 hours later you"re all dead.

awesomeunicorn89 years ago
WTF Me no like run

tomcps9 years ago
Running for a few seconds then you have 2 hours

Jess Hallowell12 years ago
have the bomb removed?

Choicemaster1237 years ago
That would kill you.
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Max GT12 years ago
go olyimpics, win, get money, have the bomb removed

Blockman3508 years ago
If the surgery takes more than 2 hours everyone dies you know.
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Diego Ramirez Rodriguez12 years ago
who the fuck thinks this stuff ? are they even getting paid?

azraeloni10 years ago
Yays make the bomb huge and cause fallout 5

LoopOrStoop8 years ago
get a surgery iiiiidiot

DarkSpiderGamingXL 9 years ago
Dc comics redrence batman v flash

kanoa_2178 years ago
average men in america are obese, so 250% of 0mph is 0

dankmemes1018 years ago
America isn't the only country in the world. :/

Corruptedkenderman 9 years ago
SEXIST

Gansbar514 years ago
I feel like the 10% of people on this app click yes for everything.

Daphne Liehr12 years ago
Is this actually playing the Scout from TF2?

twana9 years ago
Wait, what about sleeping?

MachuPichu7 years ago
I will be faster then Usain Bolt.Famous.Operation

evil_midget9 years ago
u can just do what the flash dose vibrate at the frequency of air and run at a wall

ajdfnds9 years ago
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FroggyTheGamer7 years ago
For everyone saying get the bomb removed you do know how long surgery last right?

PEWDIEPIE1329 years ago
where did the bomb come from?? #illuminati

oaklogs99 years ago
well i can just defuse it

OREO_UR-MUMlast year
I don’t have stamina

Risk10 years ago
'scuse me, could you be more a bit specific with how long I can stop before it explodes?

PHILIPPINE_SONE9 years ago
JUST LIKE 9 HOURS 9 PERSONS 9 DOORS

Boody-LND4 years ago
On Your Left

UNICORNCreep9 years ago
No!!! If you sleep run you can't see so you will bang in to everythi

googlechrome7 years ago
become a doctor and perform surgery to remove it while running

sharkt99 years ago
NO GOD PLEASE NO NO NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Syranok9 years ago
I hate running...

pippa meadow9 years ago
Have the bomb removed problem solved

~Wave~length~9 years ago
I don't like running...

M3g4_Luc4r107 years ago
surgery bruh... remove it... fuck it

Thegoingbomb3 years ago
imagine how much my legs would work hurt after running

EvenSleeping11 years ago
Eh, sleep was overrated anyway

Dragonslayer112218 years ago
Boi....get it surgicly removed. Cases closed.

MoonlightEcho118 years ago
Exactly.

Anika9 years ago
Girl: am I pretty? Boy: no Girl: do you even want to be with me forever?rnBoy: nornGirl: do you even like me?rnBoy: nornGirl: would you cry if I walked awayrnBoy: nornShe'd heard enough and was hurt... She walked away with tears in her eyesrnThe boy grabbe...[Show full comment]

kanoa_2178 years ago
fuck off you chainmail cunt

big_dong6 years ago
i cant run

firefox6189 years ago
Girl: am I pretty? Boy: no Girl: do you even want to be with me forever?rnBoy: nornGirl: do you even like me?rnBoy: nornGirl: would you cry if I walked awayrnBoy: nornShe'd heard enough and was hurt... She walked away with tears in her eyesrnThe boy grabbe...[Show full comment]

Huntermaster11257 years ago
Sleep for 30 minutes

Arock29949 years ago
They stole that from the movie crank

Timelypat8 years ago
I'll just lose weight and not live this "jigsaw trap" of a life.

samithebeast9 years ago
NOPE!!!!!

InsaneTacoz10 years ago
I love how 22% of people pushed the button anyway.

Logical9 years ago
Remove the bomb

shadow3xm4 years ago
Destroy stuff

Zed Smith12 years ago
just run 10 feet every hour, and you will be good, sleeping will suck though
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