Girl: am I pretty? Boy: no Girl: do you even wa... You know what? I aint even going to finish. Whoever types the full thing to this stupid comment is a gullible piece of shit! STOP IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
NotTheProtagonist3 years ago
Girl: Am I pretty? Boy: Yes! Girl: Do you want to be with me forever? Boy: Of course! Girl: Do you even like me? Boy: Listen, I’m going to have to call you back; this ugly girl keeps thinking I’m answering her questions. Girl: what Boy: Anyways, thanks for ruining my conversation with my friend.
If Hitler is too busy accompanying a time travelling nutball from 2015, he can't commit war crimes during WWII. Checkmate.
Angellamouse9 years ago
Heck yeah!
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Joshua Dmytryshyn12 years ago
this actually sounds like the plot to a romantic comedy
"she's an average everyday woman who got her hands on a time machine! he's a German dictator who committed atrocious war crimes! and together they need to set aside their differences in... ich bin ein time!
I get to show the one of the most evil men in history how his empire was completely destroyed and how pretty much everyone in the world hates him? Sweet.
I_Pushed_The_Button8 years ago
Except for those few people who are still convinced Hitler was a good guy
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transcendantviewer9 years ago
I think a few millennia of experience would actually do him good. The worst things in history are often done with the best of intentions. I don't doubt that Hitler was a bad man, but I doubt he was of sound mind, and hopefully such experiences would allow him to realize his faults.
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Casey1018 years ago
Hey, it didn't say every ride he comes with you drop him off with the dinosaurs
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GamerSmurf647 years ago
In a strange future, one teen with a time machine has somehow befriended one of the worst dictators imaginable. Now they must travel back in time to stop disasters in the past, and maybe make a little money along the way.
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NotTheProtagonist3 years ago
Ugggh! Just take my upvote and make no more puns!
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TurtleShroom8 years ago
If Hitler accompanies me in time travel, he can't commit the Holocaust. Hitler had some great ideas and did great things for Germany before he exposed his true self and slaughtered innocents. He"d have been a hero if he didn't commit the atrocities of the ...[Show full comment]
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λ³9 years ago
Daym, What's more badass than a time travelling Hitler?
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