Girl: am I pretty? Boy: no Girl: do you even wa... You know what? I aint even going to finish. Whoever types the full thing to this stupid comment is a gullible piece of shit! STOP IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
NotTheProtagonist3 years ago
Girl: Am I pretty? Boy: Yes! Girl: Do you want to be with me forever? Boy: Of course! Girl: Do you even like me? Boy: Listen, I’m going to have to call you back; this ugly girl keeps thinking I’m answering her questions. Girl: what Boy: Anyways, thanks for ruining my conversation with my friend.
If Hitler is too busy accompanying a time travelling nutball from 2015, he can't commit war crimes during WWII. Checkmate.
Angellamouse9 years ago
Heck yeah!
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Joshua Dmytryshyn12 years ago
this actually sounds like the plot to a romantic comedy
"she's an average everyday woman who got her hands on a time machine! he's a German dictator who committed atrocious war crimes! and together they need to set aside their differences in... ich bin ein time!
I get to show the one of the most evil men in history how his empire was completely destroyed and how pretty much everyone in the world hates him? Sweet.
I_Pushed_The_Button8 years ago
Except for those few people who are still convinced Hitler was a good guy
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transcendantviewer9 years ago
I think a few millennia of experience would actually do him good. The worst things in history are often done with the best of intentions. I don't doubt that Hitler was a bad man, but I doubt he was of sound mind, and hopefully such experiences would allow him to realize his faults.
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Casey1018 years ago
Hey, it didn't say every ride he comes with you drop him off with the dinosaurs
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GamerSmurf647 years ago
In a strange future, one teen with a time machine has somehow befriended one of the worst dictators imaginable. Now they must travel back in time to stop disasters in the past, and maybe make a little money along the way.
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NotTheProtagonist3 years ago
Ugggh! Just take my upvote and make no more puns!
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TurtleShroom8 years ago
If Hitler accompanies me in time travel, he can't commit the Holocaust. Hitler had some great ideas and did great things for Germany before he exposed his true self and slaughtered innocents. He"d have been a hero if he didn't commit the atrocities of the ...[Show full comment]
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λ³9 years ago
Daym, What's more badass than a time travelling Hitler?
No one said I couldn't kill him, and just travel with his corpse in a coffin that is -50 degrees celsius.
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eridani4110 years ago
i have some beating to do
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Jim McCarter12 years ago
So every time I time travel I get to punch Hitler is what you're telling me?
You-sir-neigh-mmm7 years ago
Is that a Doctor Who reference to when Rory punched Hitler and then locked him in the closet?
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Julio Cesar Gilgorri12 years ago
Wait, there was supposed to be a catch...
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Pici Axel12 years ago
that is a double bonus!!!
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Dooley Reed12 years ago
kill hitler and just take the dead body with you
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Haley Edmunds-Shiwak12 years ago
I'll keep him in the cupboard
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Mike Walsh12 years ago
Hitler will accompany me ... once!
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stormcaller01109 years ago
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LunarSkys229 years ago
bruh...i would have just killed both Hitlers.
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Lieutenant-Ludicrous6 years ago
This sounds like a corny TV show.
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Scarose9 years ago
So what? He wouldn't kill me, even if I was Jewish, because I could time travel. And then by the last time I'm done time travelling, I could just kill him.
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ThatsPrincess2u10 years ago
Downside? I think not!
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RandyPalos7 years ago
Time travel back and kill Hitler before the Hitler I'm with sees
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satan-sama9 years ago
We get our own sitcom and it becomes the number one hit in America
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Jessica Dean12 years ago
I would be the reason he committed suicide.
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Derpwhalez 10 years ago
Hello, I'm The Doctor, and this is my companion, Mr. Hitler.
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