Will You Press The Button?

GGuy12345 11 years ago

Oops, I accidentally left Hitler in Pompeii, 79 A. D.

SceptileandMew 6 years ago

We need to go find him

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Sehemhet last year

Не, не, не. Ну его в пень.

electro_ 3 years ago

Show him the consequences of his actions, and kill him over and over.

McTroll 11 years ago

Girl: am I pretty? Boy: no Girl: do you even wa... You know what? I aint even going to finish. Whoever types the full thing to this stupid comment is a gullible piece of shit! STOP IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

NotTheProtagonist 4 years ago

Girl: Am I pretty? Boy: Yes! Girl: Do you want to be with me forever? Boy: Of course! Girl: Do you even like me? Boy: Listen, I’m going to have to call you back; this ugly girl keeps thinking I’m answering her questions. Girl: what Boy: Anyways, thanks for ruining my conversation with my friend.

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gameboygibbs 11 years ago

Use the time machine to give Hitler's parents a condom

Spain 4 years ago

EFFECT*

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Fray 11 years ago

If Hitler is too busy accompanying a time travelling nutball from 2015, he can't commit war crimes during WWII. Checkmate.

Angellamouse 10 years ago

Heck yeah!

Joshua Dmytryshyn 13 years ago

this actually sounds like the plot to a romantic comedy "she's an average everyday woman who got her hands on a time machine! he's a German dictator who committed atrocious war crimes! and together they need to set aside their differences in... ich bin ein time!

JustApersontrynasurvive 5 years ago

This is just golden.

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truthHarbinger 10 years ago

I get to show the one of the most evil men in history how his empire was completely destroyed and how pretty much everyone in the world hates him? Sweet.

I_Pushed_The_Button 9 years ago

Except for those few people who are still convinced Hitler was a good guy

transcendantviewer 11 years ago

I think a few millennia of experience would actually do him good. The worst things in history are often done with the best of intentions. I don't doubt that Hitler was a bad man, but I doubt he was of sound mind, and hopefully such experiences would allow him to realize his faults.

Casey101 10 years ago

Hey, it didn't say every ride he comes with you drop him off with the dinosaurs

&lambda;&sup3; 11 years ago

Daym, What's more badass than a time travelling Hitler?

NotTheProtagonist 4 years ago

TWO time traveling Hitlers!

TurtleShroom 10 years ago

If Hitler accompanies me in time travel, he can't commit the Holocaust. Hitler had some great ideas and did great things for Germany before he exposed his true self and slaughtered innocents. He"d have been a hero if he didn't commit the atrocities of the ... [Show full comment]

GamerSmurf64 8 years ago

In a strange future, one teen with a time machine has somehow befriended one of the worst dictators imaginable. Now they must travel back in time to stop disasters in the past, and maybe make a little money along the way. This Summer, George O"Neal and Ado... [Show full comment]

NotTheProtagonist 4 years ago

Ugggh! Just take my upvote and make no more puns!

Onskax03 10 years ago

Taket him to The most jewish country ever

TheMultimention 9 years ago

Solution: *kills hitler* done buds BI

Awesomo4 4 years ago

What’s a smart idea

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Yndigo 10 years ago

Lemme just drop him off in the prehistoric era real quick

life is music 11 years ago

dont matter im not jewish and neither r my friends so im cool with it if u also include the fact that im an eighth german myself

kitkatlovesyall 11 years ago

solution: take him back to WWII and every time a Jew dies, punch him.

Rofl47 11 years ago

Hey hitler! Ya? Let's go to Germany to see what happens to you next! Sure! *Warp.* FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

Badger Punk 11 years ago

It doesn't say Adolf Hitler it could just be a random person who happens to be called Hitler

I_Pushed_The_Button 9 years ago

And since Hitler is a last name, that makes it easier

thelazyninja 8 years ago

Hitler...HITLER!! Don't kill that person ...in fact don't kill any one or i will take you to 2018 and trust me you won't like it.

COBCoburn3 8 years ago

will he still be a killa?

NoobtubeR 9 years ago

I’ve had three time travel dilemas in a row, with hitler involved

Batmn 9 years ago

Fuck no i won't press that button!

Awesomo4 4 years ago

I could just kill him

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Latin 9 years ago

Baby Hitler perhaps?

Starslinger 9 years ago

Uses time Machine to give Hitler"s parents a condom.

Inka Halme 13 years ago

It has been said that he's actually a charming,intellectual man. I'd like to talk to him and hear his opinions.

You-sir-neigh-mmm 8 years ago

I want to see his art.

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NightmareBlue 9 years ago

never said what hitler name ur pet hitler

Teh_ducktor 9 years ago

Wheres the downside?

DonTrumpHater 10 years ago

He would accompany me until I cut his fucking throat in front of a bunch of Jews

DreamSeer 10 years ago

This sounds like an awesome comic or something

hnic_lil_jay 10 years ago

During time travel I will take Hitler to a place where he is hated,then he will be killed.

LeFabQueen 11 years ago

Well, I don't know German so this'll be awkward..

lunn 11 years ago

Use google translate

PhoenixBeatz 11 years ago

No one said I couldn't kill him, and just travel with his corpse in a coffin that is -50 degrees celsius.

eridani41 11 years ago

i have some beating to do

Jim McCarter 13 years ago

So every time I time travel I get to punch Hitler is what you're telling me?

You-sir-neigh-mmm 8 years ago

Is that a Doctor Who reference to when Rory punched Hitler and then locked him in the closet?

Julio Cesar Gilgorri 13 years ago

Wait, there was supposed to be a catch...

Pici Axel 13 years ago

that is a double bonus!!!

Dooley Reed 13 years ago

kill hitler and just take the dead body with you

Mike Walsh 13 years ago

Hitler will accompany me ... once!

Haley Edmunds-Shiwak 13 years ago

I'll keep him in the cupboard

AWrinklyFod 11 years ago

Easy, just always go before hitler was even noticed

yourfavouritebaguette 9 years ago

kill him

KiLEdEnNis 11 years ago

Hitler did nothing wrong

Daunte Fleek-dixson 13 years ago

Where is the down side?

Piedra 9 years ago

No downside

LunarSkys22 11 years ago

just kill the Hitler your traveling with.

ShetNegroThatsAllYouHadToSay 7 years ago

Hiroshima time.

ImmaWhovian 10 years ago

Anyone seen a Police call box thing around here? I'm looking for mine, I think Hitler took off without me

NMHMangaka 11 years ago

I would bear it. Perhaps some perspective by seeing other dictatorships and the sides of the oppressed and oppressor would make history marginally less horrific. Or just having him will make the thrid Reich fall apart, so...everybody wins and I get to slap... [Show full comment]

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