Will You Press The Button?

Twisted_and_Evil_and_Dark 10 months ago

Thats so evil and twisted and dark

EyeOfTruth 10 years ago

*robs a bank" Officer : HEY YOU DROP THAT MONEY AND COME WITH US TO CUSTODY me : Bruh, you know what? I stole this money Officer : HELL WITH YOU LIAR IT MIGHT BE YOURS DONT TRY TO LIE TO US OFFICERS YOURE WASTING OUR TIME *drives away* me : I love this button.

Dannybionic 4 years ago

You don't need the button cuz you are already infinite iq

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TheFakeBryanGiha 10 years ago

There is a loophole here. You would become so smart that you could easily think of this, if you didn't at the time of pressing the button. Never say anything yourself. Create a computer that is nearly invisible and super tiny. Then, make that computer repe... [Show full comment]

DeepPhilosophy last year

I agree and then you can create an army of those tiny computers and take over the world and force your will on everyone and they have no choice but to accept your truth.

iifandomTrash 11 years ago

"the world will end we have to evacuate" "why the fuck you ly-" world explodes

Laura Warthman 13 years ago

just say the opposite and let them assume :D

Hamburger Guy 10 years ago

Cuz he pressed the button

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TheFandomReaper 9 years ago

"You cannot get to the sun by riding a bike-" "YOU LIAR SCREW YOU!"

sewell 9 years ago

what is the point

TheMultimention 9 years ago

Works for me. I'll tell them what"s true and those dumb bitchs won't know it was the truth.

AdamOtakuGamer 9 years ago

Who need others when you are the smartest person? You'll just need to do whatever you want

Letgohomie 10 years ago

Rob banks then admit to it

lebahh 11 years ago

nobody belives me anyway

NotTheProtagonist 4 years ago

You liar! Someone believes you. Well, not me. BUT SOMEONE!

Tyler Cox 13 years ago

Just become devious enough to hire somebody(with enough money that he doesn't care that he doesn't believe you) to tell everyone what you cant say.

Ezekiel Martin 13 years ago

Sherlock.

Artur Wetsch 13 years ago

1+1=2 ... what do you mean you dont belive me?? well... i hate this

Unabatedhalo775 6 years ago

I just saw this one!!

MyPrecious 11 years ago

smartest person will find ways to make people listen, then i will leave all the great concepts with me and after my death they'll make me a godess

Madzie2000 9 years ago

I just became Einstein

quirkycloudy 11 years ago

I r nu cre

Mr_Cbass 10 years ago

I'll press the button, because you didn't say anything about what I write.

explodingness 11 years ago

I would probably have to seclude myself to not go insane... even though I would go insane anyways

TomaKapec 8 years ago

Well they"re gonna beleive me when i show results

Per Svolsbru 13 years ago

That would change nothing!

Zyzz Shavershian 11 years ago

No problem. I am a sick cunt.

SoulDragon 9 years ago

Just Act instead of talk. Or for gods sake dont say anything and just write it down

Omri Covo 13 years ago

Then on my death bed I can just tell them all "I told you so".

Deadstar 10 years ago

So, my life. No one believes half of my advice anyway

freddybrine 9 years ago

Then I just say lies and bring the future peace

hello_its_me 11 years ago

Well that's my life already

Gl1tch3dL1m3 3 years ago

If they won't believe anything I say, then I can lie to make them trust anything tho

xXmlgquickscoper#420Xx 11 years ago

Kynex is right

Asraaw 11 years ago

Write it all down

RSFM 7 years ago

Write, duh

Rosezdreamer6396 11 years ago

They won't believe me until I make a trustatron XD

jtownsend 10 years ago

Pffffft. I told them.

FlowerCat 9 years ago

Thats my life story in a nutshell

Daniel HÃ¼bner 13 years ago

just lie to them ..

IMAGENIUS 10 years ago

The difference to real life is?

bilbo baggins 11 years ago

no one usually belives me anyway

wowomg 11 years ago

i will show them not tell them :D

Law_Liet 6 months ago

I can say I'll rob the bank and nobody's gonna stop me🤓

SkylerFazbear123 11 years ago

i dont wanna be the smartest person to ever live :D

Unabatedhalo775 6 years ago

I literaly saw this one two times in a row!!

Slider4569 11 years ago

WHO FLIPPING CARE IM SMART OK!!!!!!

SillyStars 9 years ago

This can't apply on tests beacuse your answers will be proven.

album_atrum 11 years ago

Will they listen to what I write?

usoutlaw 10 years ago

thats why you show your work

Noellelovesart 11 years ago

Why would I want to be Short

Gollum 8 years ago

But what if I write it down? I didnt say it, so people would believe it, right?

jacko360 12 years ago

Sherlock

Spartan_B634 11 years ago

Don't talk XD

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